How are you above average for dcum

Anonymous
I can kick a football the furthest
Anonymous
Not in much lol. But I do think I have a happier than average (for here) marriage.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:Not in much lol. But I do think I have a happier than average (for here) marriage.


+1. This is me. I don’t think of myself as above anyone but reading dcum makes me feel very fortunate. Sure we argue about stupid stuff from time to time but overall we’ve got a good marriage. We both have stayed prettt fit and have regular (good, even) sex.

I also feel blessed for our kid. He graduated HS last weekend and he’s just a good person - highly emotionally intelligent, well adjusted, very driven and lots of fun to be around. I could brag about them both all day but I don’t want to sound like an a-hole.
Anonymous
Hours spent on this site.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:Are you smarter than the average poster? Richer? Better looking? Better connected? More high class?

Here is your opportunity to tell us about it.


I work on my own cars. Something very, very few people can do - but look down on anyway. Hilarious!
Anonymous
Better looking for sure but below the bar in all else
Anonymous
I'm above average when it comes to having confidence in my life choices. Some you are just a hot mess of insecurity and anxiety.
Anonymous
Above average? I speak five languages; studied seven.
Different from DCUM? Retired without becoming a millionaire.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Are you smarter than the average poster? Richer? Better looking? Better connected? More high class?

Here is your opportunity to tell us about it.


I work on my own cars. Something very, very few people can do - but look down on anyway. Hilarious!


Me too! Except for daily drivers. I don’t really enjoy working on a car that HAS to be running on Monday.

What are you working on?
Anonymous
I'm better hydrated than most.
Below average for income, lifetime earnings, savings, inherited wealth, connections, taste in good food, ownership of a passport, sexual partners, house, car, physical attractiveness, success of my children, state of my kitchen, clothes, whiteness of teeth, behavior of my dog and ability to ever say the right thing in a social or work situation.

But I'm well hydrated.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:Many DCUMers think they is the shit but they are really wrinkled, saggy, frumpy hags with no makeup that think they shit don’t stink but it do.


Heyyyy I DO have makeup on
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Are you smarter than the average poster? Richer? Better looking? Better connected? More high class?

Here is your opportunity to tell us about it.


I work on my own cars. Something very, very few people can do - but look down on anyway. Hilarious!


Me too! Except for daily drivers. I don’t really enjoy working on a car that HAS to be running on Monday.

What are you working on?


Buncha stuff…

The DD’s are a ‘19 Avalon and a ‘16 Tacoma, so they never need anything except oil and brakes.

Other stuff is weekenders or projects-

‘78 Malibu Wagon resto-rod, work in progress. LS3/TH400, aggressive cam, mechanical is done but still needs a lot of bodywork
‘82 Wagoneer. Always needs something but yet always starts when you turn the key.
‘74 BMW 2002…hate it but wife won’t let me get rid of it.
‘16 Rubicon - plaything
‘07 C6 semi-track car but still tagged
‘97 Powerstroke duallie that hauls all my hoopties around on a deck trailer. I’m too broke from restoring cars to afford a nice HaulMark enclosed trailer.


I’m smart enough not to own a boat lol. But I really want a 70’s Sanger Flatbottom jetboat with a 455 Olds and Berkeley pump.

Anonymous
My kids are definitely more screwed up than most. I love them and am super proud of them, but many of the obstacles they have overcome were of their own making. At least they each made different ones!😂
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:Are you smarter than the average poster? Richer? Better looking? Better connected? More high class?

Here is your opportunity to tell us about it.


I have a european jaw bone to die for. People literally taking my photos to their plastic surgeons. I am not richer, but I am well off and comfortable. I don't care about connections, but I have a wonderful circle of good friends. Not sure what class system you are using, so it is hard to identify yourself.
Anonymous
I am 50 and don't have any mental health issues or physical health issues. All my children are healthy and happy.
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