Love is Blind Season 5

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Anonymous wrote:It's hard to feel invested in a season when not a single couple.is likeable, but hey, maybe that speaks to the "realness" of the show?

Uche is a total grade A dick-- controlling, mansplaining, POS. I worry that Aaliyah likes him.and wants to be engaged with him-- is she prone to being with abusers?

I think JP was feeling incredibly awkward and just couldn't relax and did indeed use her make-up as an incredibly lame excuse when under pressure to explain his distance. I think he really did like her, and was terrified she was going to leave and just couldn't figure out what to do. I think Taylor was actually very poised and mature.

Yeah, so Lydia is crazy, but I also think she is into Milton. I think she might be into him because she just really wants to be with someone, and he was willing, but I don't hate them together. He basically admitted that he wants that loud, close, warm vibe she has with her family. I think they could possibly work?

I was generally liking Izzy until he needlessly destroyed Johnie. I think he was trying to learn from past seasons when former flames said things they shouldn't have, and he went in the opposite direction and tore her apart, but it was mean.

I don't like Stacy. People think she's pretty? Those weird eyebrows and stage make up and no curves? Nah. That choker necklace doesn't help, either. Whatever, though, I don't care what she looks like, I care more that she lacks any introspection and is so surface level. I actually think Izzy wanted a deeper connection, but is just so happy to have someone love him that he's rolling with it. Izzy is totally in over his head and feeling insecure financially. I don't think they're a great fit emotionally or lifestyle-wise.

I agree about Izzy. He was somewhat likable until that interaction with Johnie. He came across so hostile and immature. Same vibe I got off of Uche. You want that woman to sit there while you call her names and berate her? Hell no.

Also I wonder if Lydia’s claim that Uche cheated is true. Because he’s a major hypocrite if that’s true. I think the only person I like is Taylor. Good for her for leaving.

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Anonymous wrote:Lydia - Sometimes she just seems needy, other times scarily insecure. I'm glad Aaliyah used the word smothering. Her family seems to really love her though which is always nice.

Milton - Maybe his chill vibe is a good balance to Lydia?

Uche - The way he talks down to all the women! Talk about mansplaining - this is what you did, this is how you made it all about you, what about me? Ugh.

Aaliyah - Please, let him go and don't look back! I worry that she still wants him.

JP - No game, can't communicate. On paper a firefighter and kindergarten teacher seem like a good match - imagine their combined pensions!

Taylor - I liked her more later than in the beginning and agree she looks better with less make-up. I think she just needs to mature. She just doesn't have the relationship skills needed right now (nor does JP).

Stacy - Two Benz - whoa! Is this how families with money think? That whole junk drawer things was weird but I guess everything is up for interpretation and fraught in the beginning of a relationship. Flashbacks to the cuties?

Izzy - He seems a bit anxious that he's not going to measure up for Stacy and her family but tries to put on a good front. Guessing he's not as good with money as he says he is.

Johnie - Not sure why Izzy felt like he had to look out for Chris as it seems Chris has gone into this relationship with Johnie with his eyes open. I wonder what the editing is leaving out though as he's heard "things" plural.

Chris - No interview with Chris? Need more info.

I posted upthread that when Johnie was comforting herself about Izzy's rejection and subsequent engagement to Stacy, she told Estefania that Izzy had a bad credit score. He's an *insurance agent*, no way he makes decent money or handles it well. Stacy is way too high maintenance for him.

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How much does an Insurance Agent make in Houston, TX? The average Insurance Agent salary in Houston, TX is $55,878 as of September 25, 2023, but the range typically falls between $51,034 and $63,033.

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Anonymous wrote:How much does an Insurance Agent make in Houston, TX? The average Insurance Agent salary in Houston, TX is $55,878 as of September 25, 2023, but the range typically falls between $51,034 and $63,033.

Izzy told Stacy’s dad that he’d only been in his new position for a few days before being called to the show. It can take a while to build up a client base.

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Anonymous wrote:I’m in the middle of episode 5 and had to take a break. Did JP never learn how to kiss? These quick pecks complete with a popping sound are driving me up the wall. She keeps trying for a deeper kiss and he’s just popping away like an idiot. Is he a tween?

He kisses like a woodpecker

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:How much does an Insurance Agent make in Houston, TX? The average Insurance Agent salary in Houston, TX is $55,878 as of September 25, 2023, but the range typically falls between $51,034 and $63,033.

Izzy told Stacy’s dad that he’d only been in his new position for a few days before being called to the show. It can take a while to build up a client base.

It's not exactly a profession that will set the world on fire, especially with easy on-line options now.

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Anonymous wrote:Stacy has great influencer potential. So good looking and terrific style.

She's gorgeous, but does look older than 34. Maybe a fair-skinned person who's gotten too much sun. She needs to get on tretinoin stat.

She has anorexic face. For obvious reasons

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Anonymous wrote:I’m in the middle of episode 5 and had to take a break. Did JP never learn how to kiss? These quick pecks complete with a popping sound are driving me up the wall. She keeps trying for a deeper kiss and he’s just popping away like an idiot. Is he a tween?

He is thoroughly unappealing. I didn't like her at first, but she grew on me.

He’s a disaster of a person. He gives incel vibes

[Anonymous]

Once you see Izzy’s little legs, you can’t unsee it! It’s like a booster seat. I’m screaming.

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZPR7BdB2D/

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Lydia - Sometimes she just seems needy, other times scarily insecure. I'm glad Aaliyah used the word smothering. Her family seems to really love her though which is always nice.

Milton - Maybe his chill vibe is a good balance to Lydia?

Uche - The way he talks down to all the women! Talk about mansplaining - this is what you did, this is how you made it all about you, what about me? Ugh.

Aaliyah - Please, let him go and don't look back! I worry that she still wants him.

JP - No game, can't communicate. On paper a firefighter and kindergarten teacher seem like a good match - imagine their combined pensions!

Taylor - I liked her more later than in the beginning and agree she looks better with less make-up. I think she just needs to mature. She just doesn't have the relationship skills needed right now (nor does JP).

Stacy - Two Benz - whoa! Is this how families with money think? That whole junk drawer things was weird but I guess everything is up for interpretation and fraught in the beginning of a relationship. Flashbacks to the cuties?

Izzy - He seems a bit anxious that he's not going to measure up for Stacy and her family but tries to put on a good front. Guessing he's not as good with money as he says he is.

Johnie - Not sure why Izzy felt like he had to look out for Chris as it seems Chris has gone into this relationship with Johnie with his eyes open. I wonder what the editing is leaving out though as he's heard "things" plural.

Chris - No interview with Chris? Need more info.

Strong disagree. Taylor is mature and normal. She knows her self and knows what needs to get done. PJ is a complete freak show. Pathetic and completely emotionally under developed or maybe worse.

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JP -- I cannot stand his kissing! What is going on???

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Anonymous wrote:JP -- I cannot stand his kissing! What is going on???

I think this has to do with what the 0P said-- emotionally under developed. He froze IRL and probably couldn't even explain it to himself, so he concocted that too-much-makeup excuse, which was terrible. He seems stunted and I feel bad for Taylor, who demonstrated maturity.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Stacy has great influencer potential. So good looking and terrific style.

She's gorgeous, but does look older than 34. Maybe a fair-skinned person who's gotten too much sun. She needs to get on tretinoin stat.

Her eyebrows though. ugh.

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I hate stacys eyebrows too haha. Her family obviously has money - what was the car her dad was leaning on in his one-on-one interview? Looked $$$ (but I dont know much about cars lol).

I 100% think Lydia is a psycho BUT I also think Uche cheated - if you consider sexting cheating - and that's why she was so upset that he was judging Aaliyah. Remember she kept saying "He has NO RIGHT to judge you", now it makes sense.

I thought JP was ok in the pods, but what a loser outside. Why does he always have to wear a flag? And if hes not wearing it, he has a literal flag that he carries? Is this how texans are? I didn't buy his excuse about the makeup, that made no sense. He said she hadn't been wearing makeup the whole time on honeymoon and still refused to talk to her soo... Also they showed when they were playing corn hole that he seemed normal enough with other people. He just could not talk to poor Taylor.

Aaliyah definitely seems like the lost abused puppy. Uche is sh*tting all over her and she's begging for him back. Pretty gross and sad honestly.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I hate stacys eyebrows too haha. Her family obviously has money - what was the car her dad was leaning on in his one-on-one interview? Looked $$$ (but I dont know much about cars lol).

I 100% think Lydia is a psycho BUT I also think Uche cheated - if you consider sexting cheating - and that's why she was so upset that he was judging Aaliyah. Remember she kept saying "He has NO RIGHT to judge you", now it makes sense.

I thought JP was ok in the pods, but what a loser outside. Why does he always have to wear a flag? And if hes not wearing it, he has a literal flag that he carries? Is this how texans are? I didn't buy his excuse about the makeup, that made no sense. He said she hadn't been wearing makeup the whole time on honeymoon and still refused to talk to her soo... Also they showed when they were playing corn hole that he seemed normal enough with other people. He just could not talk to poor Taylor.

Aaliyah definitely seems like the lost abused puppy. Uche is sh*tting all over her and she's begging for him back. Pretty gross and sad honestly.

I don’t think JP is normal. I think the make up thing was sorta real for him which is weird as hell. He had a strong reaction at the reveal…that’s why I think it’s real. Fine you might not like it, but let it go. To bring it up at this early stage and in such an insulting way is disgusting. It’s her face and her choice. It just isn’t important enough to be so rude to this woman who did nothing to you. I really think he’s an incel who just blames women for all his insecurities