I am feeling very sorry for you |
| OP here. This thread is hilarious. I do love candy corn, for the record, but I don’t give it out. I buy good candy—no pretzels, no raisins—but fun sized. Yes, it’s a terrible value, ounce for ounce. But when I see the haul that my kids come home with—like an absolutely insane volume of candy—it just makes me wonder why she people feel the need to get the exact same product everyone else is giving out, just bigger. It still doesn’t make sense to me, even after reading all your replies. It would seem generous if no one else was giving out candy, or chocolate, but it’s just bigger and more expensive. On top of a mountain of the exact same stuff. |
Your poor kids. |
Ask your kids if they think it's generous. |
Explain. |
| Because they can? |
+2 |
| because husband wants to be "that house." |
No, I’d be in to that, but go on with your assumptions. |
We do it to piss you off specifically, OP. |
| I swear that my neighbor gives them out so other peoples’ kids will get fat. She won’t allow her own kids to eat them. Messed up but true. |
Going above and beyond for adult joy 👍 Going above and beyond for child joy 🙅♀️ |
| I always thought it was because those people buy candy late and full size bars are the only ones left. |
OP here. I think it’s great when neighbors have adult beverages to share. I would find it incredibly odd if they were handing out an entire bottle of wine to every adult. Sometimes more of the same thing is just odd. That’s all. |
Impossible. They may have already swapped the Halloween candy for the version with the Christmas wrappers, but mountains of fun size candy assortments are still piled high in every grocery store corner. |