S/o quintessential UMC toilet paper

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My daughter is picky about tp. She prefers quilted northern ultra plush. We were visiting my sister (who is UMC as opposed to us MC folks) once, and DD said to me in private, “Not to be mean, but as nice as Auntie’s house is and as much money as she has, you’d think she would have better toilet paper.” I think DD was about 10 when she said that. Of course my sister thought it was hilarious, and keeps it on hand for when DD visits.

That is my preferred tp as well. It’s thick enough without being too thick and it’s not linty. I have found that the regular Kirkland tp is very similar.