S/o quintessential UMC toilet paper

[Anonymous]

I used to use the Costco brand but it’s too thin now. So I spring for Charmin and have a Toto bidet seat.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Scott tissue all the way. I refuse to replace a roll of Charmin every few days.

If you are UMC, you have so many toilets scattered around the house that you aren't replacing rolls that often... Or you have maids that come by and ensure there are rolls.

Scott is MC TP.

Maids? We are UMC & I assure you that we replace our own TP rolls.

[Anonymous]

Toilet paper is for the poors. We use burgundy wash cloths.

[Anonymous]

WRONG! Bidet, of course.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:WRONG! Bidet, of course.

This is probably right, but I came in to say that it's this bamboo, tree-free TP that comes with zero plastic packaging from Grove. I just got this and I like it and feel superior while wiping my derriere.

[Anonymous]

Cottonelle for us.

[Anonymous]

Bidet. TP is for peasants. And we drive a Volvo.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Scott tissue all the way. I refuse to replace a roll of Charmin every few days.

If you are UMC, you have so many toilets scattered around the house that you aren't replacing rolls that often... Or you have maids that come by and ensure there are rolls.

Scott is MC TP.

Maids? We are UMC & I assure you that we replace our own TP rolls.

I assume this PP is one of the DCUM people who define UMC as 1+ million a year plus family money and anything below that is MC. The working UMC do not have constant streams of maids or "so many toilets." This is a PP who calls people who earn 500k "poors."

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:WRONG! Bidet, of course.

This is probably right, but I came in to say that it's this bamboo, tree-free TP that comes with zero plastic packaging from Grove. I just got this and I like it and feel superior while wiping my derriere.

Don't you use both? I love bidets, but I like to do a first swipe with paper. Or bidets are for when you want to be intimate but don't want to do a full shower, but not a substitute for paper

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Northern, by a mile.

Completely agree.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I need details people!

Why is this for stand up material? Will you give credit to your online friends at DCUM?

[Anonymous]

Details: soft recycled Kleenex in artistic dispenser … not bothered with toilet roll.

Considering installing toilet hose with fine gentle spray as preferred in Muslim countries for extra cleanliness.

[Anonymous]

Toto bidet toilet seat. No need for paper.

[Anonymous]

Bamboo TP that is organic and doesn’t come from trees.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Northern, by a mile.

+1