S/o quintessential UMC toilet paper

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Scott tissue all the way. I refuse to replace a roll of Charmin every few days.

If you are UMC, you have so many toilets scattered around the house that you aren't replacing rolls that often... Or you have maids that come by and ensure there are rolls.

Scott is MC TP.

You are wrong. I live in a 7000 square foot house with 8 bathrooms. That is exactly why I don’t want to run around replacing toilet paper all the time.

[Anonymous]

7th Generation or reel (available at Target).

[Anonymous]

I use Angel Soft, and I buy it in a case so we never run out. Five rolls per bathroom, only refill once a month or so.

[Anonymous]

Charmin Extra Soft

[Anonymous]

Scott. I can afford whatever toilet paper I want and still choose Scott!

[Anonymous]

Charmin leaves too much fluff behind

Cottenelle is too thick

[Anonymous]

Charmin. We keep a full pack under all bathroom sinks so there’s no running around. Doesn’t everybody?

[Anonymous]

Large Angel Soft rolls. Charmin clogs the toilet.

[Anonymous]

New money buys Charmin

Old money buys Scott

[Anonymous]

Charmin purchased from Costco.

[Anonymous]

I have a large-ish home with 5 bathrooms, but only one toilet on the main level and that one needs replacing the most, probably every third day or so.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I have a large-ish home with 5 bathrooms, but only one toilet on the main level and that one needs replacing the most, probably every third day or so.

^^i am this poster, we buy Members Mark at Sam’s Club which is much thicker and softer than Kirkland (we are members at both.)

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Cottonelle

Destroys the pipes

[Anonymous]

I got 10 bathrooms I can shit all day.

-lil Wayne

[Anonymous]

Commercial bulk TP from a wholesale janitorial supply that is not as thin as Scott but not as linty as Charmin or Cottonelle.