S/o quintessential UMC toilet paper
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Anonymous
| WTF? |
Anonymous
| Scott. You don't get rich by spending money on stupid things like toilet paper. |
Anonymous
| Whatever is one ply. Cruel. |
Anonymous
🤣🤣🤣 Laughing because I posted about Charmin, but you're probably right, PP! I would imagine Mr. Burns from the Simpsons buys Scott. |
Anonymous
| UMC just steal it from the poor, like they do everything else. |
Anonymous
I have a Toto bidet seat but still use toilet paper. Not as much, but use it to dry off. |
Anonymous
| My mom has a bidet that has heated seats and heated water and a dryer. It’s boss. |
Anonymous
|
Costco.
Charmin & Cottonelle are for posers. And they leave too much dingleberry matter. |
Anonymous
Pkus one Please tell me this is parody … |
Anonymous
Obviously. |
Anonymous
y r so many taking it seriously? |
Anonymous
Mine has all those things but I still use TP to dry off. I don’t want to blow dry my butt. |
Anonymous
same! just bought some today. |
Anonymous
Enjoy those plumbing bills |
Anonymous
I do! I actually feel so clean like the happy little charmin bear once it’s dry. I wish I had one. I hate just wiping away poo. |