What’s the craziest thing you’ve smuggled into a movie theater?

Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:I'm always smuggling a salami in my pants


Big piece or small?

The kind that hangs behind the deli counter
Anonymous
NP. Wait ... is the deli counter what you call your belly?
Anonymous
A caffè latte
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:Brought a spread of baked cod, greens and garlic bread. Didn’t have time to have dinner before going to the movie and we were all starving.


LOL, brilliant.

In my college days, we'd routinely hit up the Taco Bell and bring in a huge variety of stuff from the .79 or .99 menu, plus beer.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Fish tacos and tortilla chips from District Taco


Can’t you all just go to the movies to enjoy the film? Why do you need to eat such unhealthy and gluttonous food with it? And you wonder why you are so obese!


+1
Anonymous
Fried chicken and one time we brought a gallon tub of ice cream.
Anonymous
Shrimp scampi and Italian bread. I was the only 1 in the theater 🎭 in Georgetown decades ago. It was a film about a girl who had an eating disorder.
Anonymous
Macarons from the Sweet Lobby. Around 25 or so of them, stuffed in multiple pockets of my A&F combats. Mmmm…red velvet for a showing of “Blue Velvet,” delightful.
Anonymous
Why are you so proud of this? It’s disgusting
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:A caffè latte


Kramer is that you?
Did you put a balm on afterwards?
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:Why are you so proud of this? It’s disgusting


The prices at movie concession stands is what’s disgusting
Anonymous
Some fava beans and a nice Chianti
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:Why are you so proud of this? It’s disgusting


Everyone posting is probably 30-49 pounds overweight and complaining that they can’t lose the fat
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