What’s the craziest thing you’ve smuggled into a movie theater?

[Anonymous]

My baby.

[Anonymous]

Ice cream

And I used to buy popcorn at the Target cafe and put it in shoe boxes inside a dsw bag, along with a soda and a box of Jr mints.

[Anonymous]

This is all so revolting. The constant eating and snacking!!! No wonder everyone is so obese!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:This is all so revolting. The constant eating and snacking!!! No wonder everyone is so obese!

Oh yes, being on a diet and starving yourself is what keeps you thin. It has absolutely nothing to do with the cycle of obesity that you view snacking and indulging as disgusting. Omg.

[Anonymous]

Not about food but happened in my home country a long time ago. When we were entering a movie theater, my boyfriend saw a metal detector at the entrance and turned pale. Luckily for him, the detector wasn’t on because he happened to have a gun in his pocket. I have no idea why he was carrying it - perhaps for self-defense.

[Anonymous]

6 pack of beer

[Anonymous]

In the before times, I would routinely stop by a takeout and bring things like korean fried chicken, burger king, taco bell, etc as well as mini bottles of wine or mixed drinks. Other times I would also bring a 20oz soda, box candy from Dollar Tree, and my own popcorn seasonings. The only thing I would buy from the theater was a small popcorn because you can't duplicate movie theater popcorn.

The reality is that no one is really checking for outside food. They care more that you're not bringing in a weapon. Don't be blatant and you'll be OK.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:This is all so revolting. The constant eating and snacking!!! No wonder everyone is so obese!

You sound hungry.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:While at NYU, my friends and I would go to the Sunshine or Angelika theaters on Houston Street and sneak in beers.

We went to a packed showing of Fahrenheit 9/11 at the Sunshine. We had all snuck in 40oz bottles of beer. One of my opens his beer, takes a swig and then fumbles it while trying to place it on the floor between his feet. We suddenly hear the sounds of “clink clink clink” and spraying liquid as his 40oz bottle rolls down the theater’s ramped seats. It eventually makes it to the bottom row where the bottle breaks and the person in the front row yells “What the f#ck, why are my feet all wet?!?!”

We are mortified but dead silent. Usher come into the theater to look for the culprits but we had already hidden our beers by that point.

Dying laughing!!

[Anonymous]

My brother brought in a Whoopie cushion a few times.

[Anonymous]

Wine. I started bringing wine in a to go cup a few years ago and it's made those 2+ hour movies DH loves more bearable. I can't imagine suffering though those Star Wars movies without wine!

[Anonymous]

three “mess-icans”

[Anonymous]

A bowl of chicken chili.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:This is all so revolting. The constant eating and snacking!!! No wonder everyone is so obese!

Seriously! If you must eat something, why not a healthy snack, like an apple or a piece of celery?

[Anonymous]

Brought a spread of baked cod, greens and garlic bread. Didn’t have time to have dinner before going to the movie and we were all starving.