What’s the craziest thing you’ve smuggled into a movie theater?

[Anonymous]

Mini Botta box wine bottle. As a PPer said, it can really help if you get stuck at a terrible kids' movie. Only thing that got me thru that Dora the Explore live action movie.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I'm always smuggling a salami in my pants

Big piece or small?

[Anonymous]

Fish tacos and tortilla chips from District Taco

[Anonymous]

Ice cream cone. I had a hobo type bag (this was 15 years ago) and held my hand inside the bag with the cone upright.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:This is all so revolting. The constant eating and snacking!!! No wonder everyone is so obese!

Seriously! If you must eat something, why not a healthy snack, like an apple or a piece of celery?

hahahah Celery? Yeah, right.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I'm always smuggling a salami in my pants

Big piece or small?

Mini.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Fish tacos and tortilla chips from District Taco

Can’t you all just go to the movies to enjoy the film? Why do you need to eat such unhealthy and gluttonous food with it? And you wonder why you are so obese!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:This is all so revolting. The constant eating and snacking!!! No wonder everyone is so obese!

Yawn.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Fish tacos and tortilla chips from District Taco

Can’t you all just go to the movies to enjoy the film? Why do you need to eat such unhealthy and gluttonous food with it? And you wonder why you are so obese!

Shut up, Disordered Eater.

[Anonymous]

A friend of mine worked in a movie theater in his teens and through college. He said he saw it all- pizzas in boxes, 6-pack of beer, etc. His favorite outside-food experience was the couple who wheeled in a baby stroller that upon closer look, contained a whole watermelon. He let them go in because he was so impressed by their effort.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Brought a spread of baked cod, greens and garlic bread. Didn’t have time to have dinner before going to the movie and we were all starving.

This has to be a troll. No one would be so clueless as to bring fish and garlic into a movie theater.

[Anonymous]

My sister brought a mouse in her shirt pocket once, she was about 13 and I had taken her. She was tempted to let it go i the theater.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:This is all so revolting. The constant eating and snacking!!! No wonder everyone is so obese!

Seriously! If you must eat something, why not a healthy snack, like an apple or a piece of celery?

hahahah Celery? Yeah, right.

A Nice Piece of Fruit is the correct thing to bring. What are you, pigs?

[Anonymous]

2 6 packs of beer

Bottles of wine

A rack of ribs

Lol, I remember ripping open a tall boy of PBR at the climax scene I'd there will be blood. The theater was filled with high brow foo foo artistics types too., lol.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:This is all so revolting. The constant eating and snacking!!! No wonder everyone is so obese!

Seriously! If you must eat something, why not a healthy snack, like an apple or a piece of celery?

hahahah Celery? Yeah, right.

A Nice Piece of Fruit is the correct thing to bring. What are you, pigs?

You seem very triggered by food. Here are some resources if you need it: https://www.nationaleatingdisorders.org/help-support/contact-helpline