The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread part deux

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Anonymous wrote:I can't believe no-one posted the back of Ivanka's awful faux lehenga dress. I believe whoever said it looks like a home ec project gone wrong - she couldn't even be bothered to use silver straps!!!

Wow, thanks for posting. The back makes it exponentially worse-bungee corded together.

Lovely tan lines, tho. Was the spray booth busy?

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Anonymous wrote:This is more than just makeup. Maybe Daddy sold some Top Secret documents to pay for Tiffany having work done?

What in the world is in his pocket?

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What the hell is Lara wearing? Is the bottom sheer with bikini/thong lining?

I really can't get over Lara's sheer bottom dress. Such an odd choice when she knows she's going to be photographed for the press.

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Anonymous wrote:I dont know how to post a photo, but can someone please post Kimberly Guilfoyle? She had a flower wreath on her head for the shower and a bright purple snug dress.

I think no one looks too thin, Marla is a healthy size for instance. Tiffany looks better than she has in years and makeup lighter looks great. If she lost the weight too fast though she won't keep it off, which happens with a lot of brides.

I am no fan of this crew, but Ivanka is a pretty lady! What a dress!

Also I think it's interesting none of the Trump kids went for relationships where the woman is significantly younger than the man like Donald dumping Ivana for Marla, then Melania.

In fact Don Jr is with Kimberly who is a few years older. Ivanka has Jared just a year older, and Eric/Lara are similar. Tiffany found someone good-looking (and rich apparently) who is four years younger. Tiff is 29 and marrying Michael who is 25.

Eh? Women with younger men has nothing to do with men with younger women.

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Anonymous wrote:This is more than just makeup. Maybe Daddy sold some Top Secret documents to pay for Tiffany having work done?

What in the world is in his pocket?

His hand? Her hand?
I will say, Tiffany really looks like her mom in this shot. PPs who said the kids inherited the lower half of their faces from Trump are right, and the work she's had done seems to have rectified it.

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Who's the woman in the middle? Is she the former nanny?

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Ivana aged horribly but Marla is aging in perfect Hollywood manner, I guess Melania is neither as unfortunate or fortunate, somewhere in middle.

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It looks like Melania is going through menopause.

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I don’t understand how Kimberly can walk in that dress. It looks like she would be shuffling around rather than walking.

Slithering.

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Anonymous wrote:And another:

Who's the woman in the middle? Is she the former nanny?

Who is the woman on the right in the hat?

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Anonymous wrote:I thought Ivanka and Lara were wearing the same dress and it was some weird new bridal flex to make your bridesmaid wear matching dresses to the shower now too. But looking closer they are just slightly different. Lara looks so awful. Ivanka looks good here—I don’t like her but I’m glad for her that she’s separating from the toxicity that is her dad a little bit. Lara is just becoming her own font of toxicity and it’s showing on the outside. She looks like a weird anime ghoul with those filler features and super smooth skin.

Is that Marla in the purple? She looks good. Maybe she’s the one Trump wife to escape the curse. Melania’s dress looks like a muumuu. I think she’s really leaning into the whole “I don’t work for him anymore” vibe and is settling in to become an typical post-menopausal Eastern European woman. If that’s true, I respect her a little more than I did. Time to eat some potica and relax a little.

Unless Melania gained weight, I have no idea why she’d wear that dress.

I wonder if she gained a huge amount of weight or was just trying not to upstage the other middle aged "ladies."

I think "not trying too hard" look suited her. She looks pretty, relaxed and graceful.

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Anonymous wrote:Here you go, PP:

Guys, guys, guys, I cannot see Kim's boobs. This is new for her!!!

The make up is so dramatic-they’d both benefit from less Smokey eye

HOW DARE YOU!!!!!!

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Anonymous wrote:And another:

Who's the woman in the middle? Is she the former nanny?

Probably Lara or Marla's mom.

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Anonymous wrote:You guys like this? I don't, I think it looks bad.

(I do think Tiffany's dress is beautiful and sparkly and fun, I love it)

Leave it to Ivanka to take it to next-level Russian call girl chic. Well done.

HA HA! Looks like cheap Payless shoes.

...if you're clueless. To me they are obv Yves Saint Laurent.

You must be new here. Ivanka's ability to make extremely expensive clothes and accessories look cheap is her not-so-secret superpower.

Yea, that's what you'd like me to believe. It's been already established that if MO wore them, you'd go on and on how cool she looks

Now you're mad we don't hate shoes Michelle Obama didn't wear?

There's something so fundamentally tacky about Vanky, is part of the problem - you're right about that. It's not that the shoes are necessarily, so bad, it's that they look so bad on her in particular. I think it's because she always looks so inauthentic and uncomfortable, no matter what - it always looks like those weird clothes are, like, holding her hostage.

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I'd like to have a word with the photographer. The angles are completely off.