The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread part deux

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What the hell is Lara wearing? Is the bottom sheer with bikini/thong lining?

Those sleeves!!! That's how our laundry used to look when we used a tiny compact apartment washing machine without an agitator on the bottom -- everything came out tied in one big knot and when you finally managed to untangle everything, the sleeves would be ten inches longer than they were before they went in. At least her sleeves are the same length. But wth.

Yeah, I know people are making digs at some of the other dresses, but Lara's dress is fundamentally the worst, by A LOT.

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Anonymous wrote:God, Guilfoyle is tacky. Who wears black to a wedding, much less a daytime wedding in florida.

Black has been acceptable at weddings since the '90s, but agree it's a headscratcher in this particular setting.

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It's like she forgot the silk layer and only used chiffon.

I don't mind the dress that much. But why is she wearing stripper shoes with it?

This is so DCUM. Those shoes are fine. She is not going to wear a pair of hideous Tevas or Birkenstocks like all you women here try to do with every dress.

Really? You think those giant platform silver shoes are appropriate for a daytime wedding where the bride is wearing a surprisingly conservative dress and the theme is pastel and florals? Really?

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What the hell is Lara wearing? Is the bottom sheer with bikini/thong lining?

Those sleeves!!! That's how our laundry used to look when we used a tiny compact apartment washing machine without an agitator on the bottom -- everything came out tied in one big knot and when you finally managed to untangle everything, the sleeves would be ten inches longer than they were before they went in. At least her sleeves are the same length. But wth.

Yeah, I know people are making digs at some of the other dresses, but Lara's dress is fundamentally the worst, by A LOT.

It's also a bizarre choice for Florida. In daytime.

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It's like she forgot the silk layer and only used chiffon.

I don't mind the dress that much. But why is she wearing stripper shoes with it?

I posted earlier that I don't mind the blue dress. But now that I look at this picture, you can actually see the boning in the midsection! Why on earth would you wear a stripper corset top to your sister's wedding?!? The Grace Kelly original was much more elegant.

It's so weird to wear an obvious knock off of a fairly famous dress and invite comparisons but then do it... badly.

Like she could easily have had a dress that was inspired by the Grace Kelly dress (designed by Edith Head, as were all the costumes in that movie -- iconic) but not a copy of it, and had it customized for her. Maybe with similar pleating/draping on the bodice but with a slightly different silhouette or doing cap sleeves instead of the cape. Anything to set it apart and make it more inspired by instead of a copy of.

DP. The other bridesmaids aren't wearing variations on that dress, they're wearing a variety of long dresses in the same color scheme. Ivanka wore a GK inspired wedding dress, and now she's wearing a GK inspired dress at her sister's wedding, it's a choice, presumably made by Ivanka.

It's also just a weird move at your sister's wedding (though I suppose Tiffany probably signed off on it or even it was her idea). It's just weird.

It was a bridesmaid dress - there are candids and all the bridesmaids are wearing that color and a variation of the dress. It's quite possible it was chosen for Ivana. I think it looks nice.

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Guilfoyle tries so hard to be Melania.

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Marla Maples is 59! I don’t care what she has done as it looks natural. That is quite an accomplishment for anyone, let alone someone out of the spotlight. What does she do for income?

She can easily earn from modeling, acting and being on board of non-profits because of her looks, name recognition and connections. However, i think she and Tiffany get enough money from Trump to not have to worry about making a living.

No, I think Marla famously got almost nothing in the divorce.

Then how is she affording her lifestyle? Is she from a wealthy family?

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Anonymous wrote:Ivanka’s dress is classier toddler pageant meets Russian stripper, with a smidge of sassy grandma thrown in (we know is sassy grandmas love rhinestones beading!). It’s very on brand for her.

Kimberly actually looks better here than she has looked since entering the trump ambit. It’s still not good but it’s better.

Agree that tiff probably had the chin done, which was a good call. She should stop there and not feel tempted to do anything else. Unfortunately for her she mostly takes after her dad. I think that chin is a dominant trait and all the kids had it fixed, except maybe Eric. ActuLly getting her chin fixed may have been a big part of Tiff’s diet plan. But I remember seeing other pics of her over the last couple of years and she was definitely losing weight. I think law school and living in DC while her dad was President was not good for her mental health. I know nothing about her boyfriend (other than that he’s super rich) but I do respect that he didn’t dump her when she gained all that weight. I suspect she has the kind of body where if she e erckses a decent amount and eats fairly healthy she is pretty grim but if she skips exercising and/or eats junk food, she puts it on fast. My sister is that way.

Some comedian once referred to Donald in one of those funny lists concluding in, “and the man responsible for the lower half of his kids’ faces, Donald Trump!” It’s all you can see for all those chinless wonders after you look.

Well, you can blame him for a lot but looks are inherited, he didn't have anything to do with it.

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What the hell is Kimberly doing in that picture and why the hell is she wearing a thick black dress to a Florida wedding with clearly pastel themes? She is just flat out stupid.

She has done well for herself in life so she is clearly not stupid, just an opportunist. She looks out of place here.

Name one accomplishment that signals intelligence. Passing the California bar after attending a pair of degree mill? Big whoop. Her dad was a fairly affluent politically connected guy in SF. Going to a mediocre law school and passing the bar isn’t difficult for a rich kid.

Idk about intellect but she is obviously clever, bagging three eligible bachelors.

She reminds me of Jeff Bezos's girlfriend, these women have something which makes them supper attractive to men.

Shameless sl*ts with access and opportunity. Most trollops don’t have access to communicate with rich men like this. Bezos was working with the floozie’s husband on some Hollywood projects, she struck. Gavin’s dad was tight with Kim’s dad, so she struck. Fox and Trump. When these unapologetic homewreckers get access to the orbit they pounce.

Yes but men did fall for them while they could've had much better.

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It's like she forgot the silk layer and only used chiffon.

I don't mind the dress that much. But why is she wearing stripper shoes with it?

This is so DCUM. Those shoes are fine. She is not going to wear a pair of hideous Tevas or Birkenstocks like all you women here try to do with every dress.

Really? You think those giant platform silver shoes are appropriate for a daytime wedding where the bride is wearing a surprisingly conservative dress and the theme is pastel and florals? Really?

My neighbor had a pair of strap-on shoes like that when we were like 6 years old. They were WILDLY fun to strap on and clomp around the house in. I couldn't believe my eyes when i saw them in that pic. Like a flashback.

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Anonymous wrote:I’m shocked we haven’t seen mourning clothes. Or have I missed them?

Lara at the funeral. Everyone else was dressed appropriately IMO. More pics in here: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11031923/Ivana-Trumps-funeral-Ivanka-Eric-Don-Jr-expected-speak-New-York-City-service.html

Just back online after a week away so only seeing these pics now - and it seems Melanie really is cursed to look more and more like her husband in drag with every passing day. This feels like a Dorian Gray sort of thing - Dorian Orange.

God, she looks miserable and filled with hatred. Poor thing. At least she wears her feelings on her sleeve.

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Anonymous wrote:They’re baaaack! Tiffany is getting married tomorrow and someone’s lost some weight.

Daily Mail story: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11417999/Beaming-bride-Tiffany-Trump-seen-day-wedding-billionaire-Michael-Boulos.html

Never noticed those teeth before.

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Anonymous wrote:Bridal shower picture from last weekend



With Lara and Ivanka who "accidentally" wore almost the same dress??? Huh?

Look at those veins. Looks like she's choked a few chickens in her time. Maybe that's the appeal.

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Anonymous wrote:I thought Ivanka and Lara were wearing the same dress and it was some weird new bridal flex to make your bridesmaid wear matching dresses to the shower now too. But looking closer they are just slightly different. Lara looks so awful. Ivanka looks good here—I don’t like her but I’m glad for her that she’s separating from the toxicity that is her dad a little bit. Lara is just becoming her own font of toxicity and it’s showing on the outside. She looks like a weird anime ghoul with those filler features and super smooth skin.

Is that Marla in the purple? She looks good. Maybe she’s the one Trump wife to escape the curse. Melania’s dress looks like a muumuu. I think she’s really leaning into the whole “I don’t work for him anymore” vibe and is settling in to become an typical post-menopausal Eastern European woman. If that’s true, I respect her a little more than I did. Time to eat some potica and relax a little.

Unless Melania gained weight, I have no idea why she’d wear that dress.

I wonder if she gained a huge amount of weight or was just trying not to upstage the other middle aged "ladies."

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It's like she forgot the silk layer and only used chiffon.

I don't mind the dress that much. But why is she wearing stripper shoes with it?

I posted earlier that I don't mind the blue dress. But now that I look at this picture, you can actually see the boning in the midsection! Why on earth would you wear a stripper corset top to your sister's wedding?!? The Grace Kelly original was much more elegant.

It's so weird to wear an obvious knock off of a fairly famous dress and invite comparisons but then do it... badly.

Like she could easily have had a dress that was inspired by the Grace Kelly dress (designed by Edith Head, as were all the costumes in that movie -- iconic) but not a copy of it, and had it customized for her. Maybe with similar pleating/draping on the bodice but with a slightly different silhouette or doing cap sleeves instead of the cape. Anything to set it apart and make it more inspired by instead of a copy of.

It was a bridesmaid dress - there are candids and all the bridesmaids are wearing that color and a variation of the dress. It's quite possible it was chosen for Ivana. I think it looks nice.

DP. The other bridesmaids aren't wearing variations on that dress, they're wearing a variety of long dresses in the same color scheme. Ivanka wore a GK inspired wedding dress, and now she's wearing a GK inspired dress at her sister's wedding, it's a choice, presumably made by Ivanka.

It's also just a weird move at your sister's wedding (though I suppose Tiffany probably signed off on it or even it was her idea). It's just weird.