The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread part deux

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Anonymous wrote:Here come the rehearsal dinner pictures

Marla looks so much better than Melania. Way less plastic-y. Melania used to be a beautiful woman.

Well she's older now. Join the club.

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What the hell is Lara wearing? Is the bottom sheer with bikini/thong lining?

The only good dress here is Melania's.

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I'm shocked at how normal and non-psycho the groom looks. He really sticks out.

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Anonymous wrote:Guilfoyle tries so hard to be Melania.

How?

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Anonymous wrote:WTH is Kim G wearing? Everyone else is in soft pastels and she’s in a black winged nightmare. Did she not get the memo?

I love that extra thing in the back. It's like the plastic piece that holds up the figurine on your kids' shelf.

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Anonymous wrote:I have thoughts:

Marla looks great


Lara looks like a man

Lara looks like she cannot wait to get her kids off her and with the nanny. She does not look comfortable or motherly at all.

She looks like she's too high to know if she's the mother or the nanny. Who is this kid? Whoever it is, I'm squeezing them.

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Anonymous wrote:You guys like this? I don't, I think it looks bad.

(I do think Tiffany's dress is beautiful and sparkly and fun, I love it)

Leave it to Ivanka to take it to next-level Russian call girl chic. Well done.

HA HA! Looks like cheap Payless shoes.

...if you're clueless. To me they are obv Yves Saint Laurent.

You must be new here. Ivanka's ability to make extremely expensive clothes and accessories look cheap is her not-so-secret superpower.

Yea, that's what you'd like me to believe. It's been already established that if MO wore them, you'd go on and on how cool she looks

Now you're mad we don't hate shoes Michelle Obama didn't wear?

There's something so fundamentally tacky about Vanky, is part of the problem - you're right about that. It's not that the shoes are necessarily, so bad, it's that they look so bad on her in particular. I think it's because she always looks so inauthentic and uncomfortable, no matter what - it always looks like those weird clothes are, like, holding her hostage.

I dislike Ivanka but she looks and dresses fine, so does Michelle Obama. How could you nit with access to money, designers, make up artist, fashion gurus, dermatologists and plastic surgeons.

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Anonymous wrote:I'm shocked at how normal and non-psycho the groom looks. He really sticks out.

He must really love her or her dad's connections, otherwise why marry in a family whole world makes fun of.

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I wish Crazy Guilfoyle would cut her hair back to shoulder length. These insane locks (i assume they are mostly extensions) just look awful.

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Anonymous wrote:Ivana aged horribly but Marla is aging in perfect Hollywood manner, I guess Melania is neither as unfortunate or fortunate, somewhere in middle.

Ivana was never attractive.

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Anonymous wrote:You guys like this? I don't, I think it looks bad.

(I do think Tiffany's dress is beautiful and sparkly and fun, I love it)

Leave it to Ivanka to take it to next-level Russian call girl chic. Well done.

HA HA! Looks like cheap Payless shoes.

...if you're clueless. To me they are obv Yves Saint Laurent.

You must be new here. Ivanka's ability to make extremely expensive clothes and accessories look cheap is her not-so-secret superpower.

Yea, that's what you'd like me to believe. It's been already established that if MO wore them, you'd go on and on how cool she looks

Now you're mad we don't hate shoes Michelle Obama didn't wear?

There's something so fundamentally tacky about Vanky, is part of the problem - you're right about that. It's not that the shoes are necessarily, so bad, it's that they look so bad on her in particular. I think it's because she always looks so inauthentic and uncomfortable, no matter what - it always looks like those weird clothes are, like, holding her hostage.

I dislike Ivanka but she looks and dresses fine, so does Michelle Obama. How could you nit with access to money, designers, make up artist, fashion gurus, dermatologists and plastic surgeons.

Yeah, that's the question, isn't it.

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Anonymous wrote:I thought Ivanka and Lara were wearing the same dress and it was some weird new bridal flex to make your bridesmaid wear matching dresses to the shower now too. But looking closer they are just slightly different. Lara looks so awful. Ivanka looks good here—I don’t like her but I’m glad for her that she’s separating from the toxicity that is her dad a little bit. Lara is just becoming her own font of toxicity and it’s showing on the outside. She looks like a weird anime ghoul with those filler features and super smooth skin.

Is that Marla in the purple? She looks good. Maybe she’s the one Trump wife to escape the curse. Melania’s dress looks like a muumuu. I think she’s really leaning into the whole “I don’t work for him anymore” vibe and is settling in to become an typical post-menopausal Eastern European woman. If that’s true, I respect her a little more than I did. Time to eat some potica and relax a little.

Unless Melania gained weight, I have no idea why she’d wear that dress.

I wonder if she gained a huge amount of weight or was just trying not to upstage the other middle aged "ladies."

Agree. And the yellow dress from the shower did her no favors either.

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I'd like to have a word with the photographer. The angles are completely off.

Omg this is the first pic I’ve seen with Eric’s wife and don jr’s partner! I didn’t have any thing nice to say abt ivanka and Tiffany before but I will admit that they look better than these two. Guilfoyle looks like one of the wicked witch’s flying monkeys.

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Anonymous wrote:You guys like this? I don't, I think it looks bad.

(I do think Tiffany's dress is beautiful and sparkly and fun, I love it)

Leave it to Ivanka to take it to next-level Russian call girl chic. Well done.

HA HA! Looks like cheap Payless shoes.

...if you're clueless. To me they are obv Yves Saint Laurent.

You must be new here. Ivanka's ability to make extremely expensive clothes and accessories look cheap is her not-so-secret superpower.

Yea, that's what you'd like me to believe. It's been already established that if MO wore them, you'd go on and on how cool she looks

Now you're mad we don't hate shoes Michelle Obama didn't wear?

There's something so fundamentally tacky about Vanky, is part of the problem - you're right about that. It's not that the shoes are necessarily, so bad, it's that they look so bad on her in particular. I think it's because she always looks so inauthentic and uncomfortable, no matter what - it always looks like those weird clothes are, like, holding her hostage.

I dislike Ivanka but she looks and dresses fine, so does Michelle Obama. How could you nit with access to money, designers, make up artist, fashion gurus, dermatologists and plastic surgeons.

That is truly the billion dollar question. With all the money in the world, and access to whatever dresses, stylists, whatever, she wants, why does she end up looking so tacky and weird so much of the time. Her stepmom is a much better dresser - has a much more innate sense of style, it seems. Actually Marla looks good, too, though she doesn't look like she has much of a sense of style - she's just pretty. Ivana had a great, weird sense of style - I wouldn't wear a thing she wore, but she always looked like herself, and like she knew just what she was doing when she put those clothes on. Vanky just looks like she is going to a costume party most of the time. She's a good looking person - and a horrible dresser.

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I'd like to have a word with the photographer. The angles are completely off.

Omg this is the first pic I’ve seen with Eric’s wife and don jr’s partner! I didn’t have any thing nice to say abt ivanka and Tiffany before but I will admit that they look better than these two. Guilfoyle looks like one of the wicked witch’s flying monkeys.

She looks like a Happy Meal toy that came out during the How To Train Your Dragon era.