The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread part deux

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Anonymous wrote:Here come the rehearsal dinner pictures

Why does he do those stupid, awkward things with his hands?

And if you told me that photo of him was a wax figure in a museum, I’d believe it.

Because no one’s home anymore…

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Marla Maples is 59! I don’t care what she has done as it looks natural. That is quite an accomplishment for anyone, let alone someone out of the spotlight. What does she do for income?

She can easily earn from modeling, acting and being on board of non-profits because of her looks, name recognition and connections. However, i think she and Tiffany get enough money from Trump to not have to worry about making a living.

No, I think Marla famously got almost nothing in the divorce.

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What the hell is Lara wearing? Is the bottom sheer with bikini/thong lining?

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It's hard to make flowers ugly, so those arches are quite an accomplishment. Too bad they don't match how lovely Tiffany looks.

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Anonymous wrote:Ivanka’s dress is classier toddler pageant meets Russian stripper, with a smidge of sassy grandma thrown in (we know is sassy grandmas love rhinestones beading!). It’s very on brand for her.

Kimberly actually looks better here than she has looked since entering the trump ambit. It’s still not good but it’s better.

Agree that tiff probably had the chin done, which was a good call. She should stop there and not feel tempted to do anything else. Unfortunately for her she mostly takes after her dad. I think that chin is a dominant trait and all the kids had it fixed, except maybe Eric. ActuLly getting her chin fixed may have been a big part of Tiff’s diet plan. But I remember seeing other pics of her over the last couple of years and she was definitely losing weight. I think law school and living in DC while her dad was President was not good for her mental health. I know nothing about her boyfriend (other than that he’s super rich) but I do respect that he didn’t dump her when she gained all that weight. I suspect she has the kind of body where if she e erckses a decent amount and eats fairly healthy she is pretty grim but if she skips exercising and/or eats junk food, she puts it on fast. My sister is that way.

Some comedian once referred to Donald in one of those funny lists concluding in, “and the man responsible for the lower half of his kids’ faces, Donald Trump!” It’s all you can see for all those chinless wonders after you look.

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Anonymous wrote:Thank you PP! I'm the pp who is totally baffled by Kimberly's floral wreath.

Also I have always thought Lara is too thin. She could gain 15 or 20 lbs I think.

The random aunts and cousins I have less issues with what they wear !

They put those crowns on pit bulls to try and make them look cute. Same energy.

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Anonymous wrote:Oh, Marla's wearing a jumpsuit - not a dress.

The groom's mom is a pretty lady and that dress looks great on her.

Marla and Tiffany both look like they made a last-minute clothing decision and the tailor wasn't quite able to finish.

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Anonymous wrote:Wow! Trump looks OLD! Maybe he's starting to develop a conscience...

I've actually suspected that Trump got a cheek lift during this past year.

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Anonymous wrote:Here you go, PP:

Her arm 😱

I wish my arms looked that good!

It's horrifying. Yuck.

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Marla Maples is 59! I don’t care what she has done as it looks natural. That is quite an accomplishment for anyone, let alone someone out of the spotlight. What does she do for income?

She can easily earn from modeling, acting and being on board of non-profits because of her looks, name recognition and connections. However, i think she and Tiffany get enough money from Trump to not have to worry about making a living.

No, I think Marla famously got almost nothing in the divorce.

You don't earn an income by serving on a non profit board. As a board member, almost always, you are expected to make a sizable donation.

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What the hell is Lara wearing? Is the bottom sheer with bikini/thong lining?

Those sleeves!!! That's how our laundry used to look when we used a tiny compact apartment washing machine without an agitator on the bottom -- everything came out tied in one big knot and when you finally managed to untangle everything, the sleeves would be ten inches longer than they were before they went in. At least her sleeves are the same length. But wth.

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Anonymous wrote:Love Tiffany's dress. Is He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named really walking down the aisle with his thumb up??? How embarrassing.



Tiffany definitely got a chin and maybe cheek implants - she looks great though.

Tiffany is really stunning. I still like Ivanka's blue dress, but the shoes are a joke. The flower arches are cliché but they work for a Florida wedding. Donald looks like he's going to drop dead sometime soon. (Fingers crossed.)

I'm thinking/hoping the flower arches looked better in person? But if you are paying the big bucks, your flower person ought to make sure they are going to photograph well.

Tiffany is a truly beautiful bride. I hope she is happy.

Ivanka's dress is also lovely.

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This entire family is so ugly and repulsive and gives off toxic energy. Same with the Kardashians and Jenners. I don’t care how allegedly rich any of them are, how much they try to mask their repulsiveness with plastic surgery and designer clothes — I want nothing to do with them and wish all of them would just go away. I wish there was a way to perm block any mention of them from my phone, TV, computer, radio.

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Anonymous wrote:This entire family is so ugly and repulsive and gives off toxic energy. Same with the Kardashians and Jenners. I don’t care how allegedly rich any of them are, how much they try to mask their repulsiveness with plastic surgery and designer clothes — I want nothing to do with them and wish all of them would just go away. I wish there was a way to perm block any mention of them from my phone, TV, computer, radio.

+1 Hard to imagine the inner life of anyone who would want to marry into that family.

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It's like she forgot the silk layer and only used chiffon.

I don't mind the dress that much. But why is she wearing stripper shoes with it?

I posted earlier that I don't mind the blue dress. But now that I look at this picture, you can actually see the boning in the midsection! Why on earth would you wear a stripper corset top to your sister's wedding?!? The Grace Kelly original was much more elegant.

It's so weird to wear an obvious knock off of a fairly famous dress and invite comparisons but then do it... badly.

Like she could easily have had a dress that was inspired by the Grace Kelly dress (designed by Edith Head, as were all the costumes in that movie -- iconic) but not a copy of it, and had it customized for her. Maybe with similar pleating/draping on the bodice but with a slightly different silhouette or doing cap sleeves instead of the cape. Anything to set it apart and make it more inspired by instead of a copy of.

It's also just a weird move at your sister's wedding (though I suppose Tiffany probably signed off on it or even it was her idea). It's just weird.

It was a bridesmaid dress - there are candids and all the bridesmaids are wearing that color and a variation of the dress. It's quite possible it was chosen for Ivana. I think it looks nice.