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Do all men fart constantly?
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Anonymous
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Is it just my husband? Or are men incapable of not farting? I find it more and more disgusting to deal with this. The thing is, I don't remember his "calling card" being such a huge issue when we were dating. But now that we are married and have kids -- I practically need a Michael Jackson-style hyperbaric oxygen chamber.
Seriously, am I the only one dealing with this? |
Anonymous
| No. My dh hardly ever farts. I, on the other hand... |
Anonymous
| In my experience, they fart less than pregnant women. |
Anonymous
| I don't really, but my wife (and her father) constantly are releasing gas. |
Anonymous
| i fart constantly and i am a woman. i'm just built that way, i guess. i'm not married and i actually worry about this, from a dating perspective. any future mate of mine is doomed. |
Anonymous
| DH never farts, ever. He is a runner and he drinks a glass of juice with psyllium husk everyday. My theory is that with the psyllium husk and exercise, everything just moves through too fast to build up gas. |
Anonymous
| My husband is a complete gas bag around me. I'm pretty sure he doesn't let it rip in front of anyone else- lucky me! |
Anonymous
| That's why i wish we had a pet - to explain the horrible smell in our house. His car is nicer than mine, but when we have to drive with others, we always have to take mine. His smells like a cab. |
Anonymous
| My DH does. Shamelessly. Sometimes I awaken to a stinky symphony in the mornings - I swear he can practically carry a tune. It would be funny if it weren't so disgusting. I wonder if I could die of methane gas poisoning during the night?? |
Anonymous
| No more than women. |
Anonymous
| Thanks, this post is so funny!!! |
Anonymous
| When I search for "Do men fart more than women?," Google gives me over 700,000 answers. I love it. |
Anonymous
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&safe=active&num=100&q=do+men+fart+more+than+women%3F&aq=f&oq=&aqi= |
Anonymous
| Mine does all the time, it's so horribly stinky it's actually kind of funny. |
Anonymous
DH rarely farts (that I'm aware of) I am the big farter in our household 
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