Do all men fart constantly?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Not sure if it is still in print, but we have a wonderful illustrated children's book by Shinta Cho called "The Gas We Pass."

"Walter, the Farting Dog" is another good one.

http://search.barnesandnoble.com/Walter-the-Farting-Dog/William-Kotzwinkle/e/9781583940532

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:All people fart.

Thanks for sharing. You must be a gastroenterologist to have discovered that.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Is it just my husband? Or are men incapable of not farting? I find it more and more disgusting to deal with this. The thing is, I don't remember his "calling card" being such a huge issue when we were dating. But now that we are married and have kids -- I practically need a Michael Jackson-style hyperbaric oxygen chamber.
Seriously, am I the only one dealing with this?

This is such a funny line it really gave me a good laugh. You're going to think this is the stupidest thing you've ever heard, but I've always thought that the Rolling Stones song "Jumping Jack Flash" was about lighting your farts on fire. "It's a gas, gas, gas". Yes, we used to do that when we were kids. How much do you want to bet that something like that appears on the next episode of Jackass or that show where they debunk urban legends.