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Do all men fart constantly?
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Anonymous
| I have never farted in my life. |
Anonymous
| poopy surprise? |
Anonymous
Yes, poopy surprise. And I forget a couple - flame thrower, hot and bubbly, the "just air" jordan, and the whistler. |
Anonymous
| Please, please, Dh and I are dying of laughter reading this thread... You're going to make us fart.... |
Anonymous
You're laughing because you know of which we speak, correct? |
Anonymous
| The only time my dh farts is when hes asleep and i am awake. Well the only time around me, that is. I am more gassy than he is, but I try never to do it in front of him and expect him to pretend he didnt hear if he did. |
Anonymous
Lol, I'm the same way. 
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Anonymous
| My husband farts constantly especially at night. He always lifts his butt a bit before he pops one out so he'll be lying on his stomach and all night long his butt's going up, fart, down. There's something disgustingly fastidious about it. The worst, though, is lifting the covers right afterwards and drowning in gas. Sometimes it's so gross it makes me cry. Unfortunately my son seems to be taking after him. Every time he lets one fly he yells "FAAAAAAAAAAAART" like he just won the lottery. |
Anonymous
| I fart A LOT. Anytime I wake up in the middle of the night to pee my muscles move and big loud farts come out. I have a very poor sense of smell, which means that my farts, no matter how stinky, don't bother me much. My poor wife, though, has a great sense of smell.... |
Anonymous
| I recently farted so loudly in my sleep that the fart woke me up. |
Anonymous
| My allergies and inability to smell have saved my marriage. |
Anonymous
| Actually I far worse then my dog and DH. I dont know whats wrong with me. Fortunately I have a loving husband! |
Anonymous
| oops meant *fart* |
Anonymous
| Not sure if it is still in print, but we have a wonderful illustrated children's book by Shinta Cho called "The Gas We Pass." |
Anonymous
| All people fart. |