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Anonymous
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When my DH started to release his noisy gas in bed, I ask him to do it in the bathroom instead. When he started to release it at dinner or lunch, I asked him seriously not to do it and keep the good manners as when we were dating.
My FIL, who, for many other people is a gentleman, did it very noisy when we were shopping at Macy's. |
Anonymous
Me too. |
Anonymous
| OMG. DH never did while we were dating. But now . . . . I tell him that I am amazed that at our wedding, immediately after the vows, he didn't just take off from the ground like a rocket ship and ricochet around the interior of the church given how much gas he must have had stored up. |
Anonymous
| My husband does, constantly, and loudly. I can hear him downstairs, seriously. I hate it. |
Anonymous
Me, too. I can hear him all over the house. I hate it when he does it in front of our children, too. I hope my girls don't grow up thinking they can just pass gas as they please. The worst is, he thinks women shouldn't toot, and gets completely grossed out, almost angry, if I happen to let one slip. |
Anonymous
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When my husband and I were getting to a certain stage in dating, I told him that we couldn't keep going unless we could fart in front of each other to which he replied by picking his legs up off the couch and letting one go. it took me a little while longer to build up that courage. thus began our long farting relationship. he is more gassy than me, but i can be impressive sometimes. i did draw the line when he farted for a full 30 seconds during sex once, which he thought was hilarious, and I finally found a fart that was distasteful. my DH also thinks that his farts smell good. i had a girlfriend growing up that used to try to catch hers in bags to light them on fire. so i don't think that girls and guys fart any differently.
speaking of farting at weddings, my father thinks he know "my little secret" because I was nervous and when i get nervous I get gassy, and right before we were about to walk down the aisle, I let out a very silent but deadly one. he still laughs about it. |
Anonymous
Wow honey, I didn't know you were on this site. |
Anonymous
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When I was a kid, my cousin and I used to tape our farts.
Fess up. Anyone else do the same? |
Anonymous
| Just this very evening, he and our two year old and I were in bed. Long and loud one. Daughter says: "Great farting, dada! Good job!" |
Anonymous
| Maybe he's lactose intolerant? It can develop as you get older. |
Anonymous
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My SO is the "Silent but deadly" type of farter....
I sometimes like to be warned what Im about to walk in to, literally. I farted once in front of him, on accident. And he's never let me live it down. |
Anonymous
| My DH farts audibly; I don't. That seems to be the main difference. He may fart more, too -- but it's definitely more noticeable. He thinks it's a bizarre and incomprehensible skill I have to be silent. I can't understand why he didn't learn it in school, to avoid mortification, like I (and probably most women??) did... Maybe it's just funny for schoolboys to fart, whereas schoolgirls would get teased mercilessly. |
Anonymous
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Not only does my husband fart a lot, he likes to lift his leg when he does it, to avoid "wetness", he says.
What's up with that? |
Anonymous
| My husband has a lot of talent in the fart category. Silent but deadlies, cheek flappers, leg lifters, oopsies, proudsies, poopy surprise... you name it, he does them. He goes from being shy about them, to embarrassed, to proud all in the same day. |
Anonymous
| I'm the "Silent but deadly" type of farter after drinking milk or having a bowl of lentil soup. |