The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread part deux

[Anonymous]

The first outfit is cute and I would like to copy it, but I would carry a honey brown flatter crossbody, not that weird awkward shaped purse. The yellow dress is unspeakable, horrid, and so typical for her. Third outfit is cute but she needs to make her photoshopping more believable next time.

I wonder if she's still trying to have a serious career lol.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Does Ivanka photoshop her Instagram photos? Because her waist in Photo 3 just looks very very tiny.

Yeah, I don’t think she could actually fit all of her internal organs inside her body if her waist were actually that small so my vote is photoshop.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I read that Javanka are in Morocco this week. I assume someone has cringey pics to share?

Google sweetie.

Other than the weird purse and birks, Outfit 1 is pretty normal.
Outfit 2 has bizarre cut outs that DCUM fashionistas probably adore, her hair looks terrible though.
Outfit 3 is like "America Barbie" wannabe with the boobs and tiny waist.

Ivanka’s best looks tend to be when she is on vacation. I think she is less committed to her armor or costume or whatever the hell she is doing with her wardrobe. I would say outfits 1 and 3 fit in this category: relaxed, like she is almost a normal woman who just happened to get a boob job and who is clinging a little too hard to the blonde. Not too offensive.

Outfit 2, however, is an Ivanka classic. It has everything: the color is weird, the fit is almost but not quite right, there is some ridiculous feature like those cut outs with furry trim (?!?!?) like WTF, and the whole nightmare probably cost an atrocious sum of money. It’s a costume, not real, not a signifier of any kind of style or perspective. At least Melania’s outfits always seemed a little meaningful, even if her only meaning was “I f-ing hate all you people.” And the shoes are just a stripper heel afterthought because of course they are.

I am the OP of the original thread, BTW. I think Jeff should pay me royalties at this point. 😂

Let me correct that for you - Ivanka's best looks tend to be when she is far away from her father and not dressing FOR her father. Even dress #2, if she had worn that to some White House event, her hair and makeup would be so much...so very much...more. She looks normal (and dare I say good) when she isn't dressing for her father.

Look at all the women who worked in Trump White House. They looks so much better/normal when they aren't dressing for him. I wish someone would leak the dress code they had to follow.

[Anonymous]

Forgot to add...she knows tomorrow's hearing will be another bad one so she is trying to soften her image with these Instagram photos. Coincidence that she posted these a day before the next J6 hearing?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The first outfit is cute and I would like to copy it, but I would carry a honey brown flatter crossbody, not that weird awkward shaped purse. The yellow dress is unspeakable, horrid, and so typical for her. Third outfit is cute but she needs to make her photoshopping more believable next time.

I wonder if she's still trying to have a serious career lol.

+1. I actually would sort of like that first outfit with the sandals for my next vacation.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I read that Javanka are in Morocco this week. I assume someone has cringey pics to share?

Google sweetie.

Other than the weird purse and birks, Outfit 1 is pretty normal.
Outfit 2 has bizarre cut outs that DCUM fashionistas probably adore, her hair looks terrible though.
Outfit 3 is like "America Barbie" wannabe with the boobs and tiny waist.

Ivanka’s best looks tend to be when she is on vacation. I think she is less committed to her armor or costume or whatever the hell she is doing with her wardrobe. I would say outfits 1 and 3 fit in this category: relaxed, like she is almost a normal woman who just happened to get a boob job and who is clinging a little too hard to the blonde. Not too offensive.

Outfit 2, however, is an Ivanka classic. It has everything: the color is weird, the fit is almost but not quite right, there is some ridiculous feature like those cut outs with furry trim (?!?!?) like WTF, and the whole nightmare probably cost an atrocious sum of money. It’s a costume, not real, not a signifier of any kind of style or perspective. At least Melania’s outfits always seemed a little meaningful, even if her only meaning was “I f-ing hate all you people.” And the shoes are just a stripper heel afterthought because of course they are.

I am the OP of the original thread, BTW. I think Jeff should pay me royalties at this point. 😂

Let me correct that for you - Ivanka's best looks tend to be when she is far away from her father and not dressing FOR her father. Even dress #2, if she had worn that to some White House event, her hair and makeup would be so much...so very much...more. She looks normal (and dare I say good) when she isn't dressing for her father.

Look at all the women who worked in Trump White House. They looks so much better/normal when they aren't dressing for him. I wish someone would leak the dress code they had to follow.

As much as I understand that TFG is a monster, I think it really robs these women of their agency to act like he was responsible to this extent for their fashion mishaps. It was purely their deranged efforts to please him. I also saw Kayleigh Mcnamanany or whatever her name is the other day and she looked just as bad as usual.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Does Ivanka photoshop her Instagram photos? Because her waist in Photo 3 just looks very very tiny.

Was also thinking this.

I've just realized that I'm the same shape as Ivanka, but my boobs are real and I'm only 5' 9".

I've got wide shoulders, a tiny ribcage and waist, and larger hips. So it's possible to have a tiny waist without photoshopping.

[Anonymous]

Has she had more work done? Her face looks different.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Has she had more work done? Her face looks different.

Like a completely different person. Maybe she’s planning on going on the run or the witness protection program, depending.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Does Ivanka photoshop her Instagram photos? Because her waist in Photo 3 just looks very very tiny.

Yeah, I don’t think she could actually fit all of her internal organs inside her body if her waist were actually that small so my vote is photoshop.

Maybe, but she looks pretty thin in the other photos as well.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I missed this thread!

Me, too. Love you guys.

Anonymous wrote: Ivanka's best looks tend to be when she is far away from her father and not dressing FOR her father.

This, all day and twice on Sunday.

[Anonymous]

In the yellow dress picture, Jared looks dressed for a different occasion.

[Anonymous]

This thread and the original got me through dark times and I'm so happy to see new posts here today! Cheers to us.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:In the yellow dress picture, Jared looks dressed for a different occasion.

YES! Take off your damn sneakers!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:In the yellow dress picture, Jared looks dressed for a different occasion.

YES! Take off your damn sneakers!

Pretty typical for them- Jared dressed like he is going camping, Ivanka like she’s going to be the worst dressed at the Met Gala