The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread part deux

[Anonymous]

Jared always looks like what a thirteen year old boy wears to his grandma’s birthday party after some guilt tripping from his mom. But to be fair, his clothes look more appropriate for that casual beach background that the orange dress, which is….well, honestly, I don’t know what that dress is appropriate for. A bridal shower of your least favorite cousin? I dunno.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Does Ivanka photoshop her Instagram photos? Because her waist in Photo 3 just looks very very tiny.

Was also thinking this.

I've just realized that I'm the same shape as Ivanka, but my boobs are real and I'm only 5' 9".

I've got wide shoulders, a tiny ribcage and waist, and larger hips. So it's possible to have a tiny waist without photoshopping.

+1. I looked like that when I was young and thin. Tiny waist, but boobs.

I was a bridesmaid for friend who had custom dresses made, and we sent in our measurements to the dressmaker. When I arrived for the fitting, the dress fit my boobs, but the waist was at least 5 inches too big. The dressmaker said “I didn’t believe that anyone really had those measurements.”

[Anonymous]

Can I just add that this haircut looks SO MUCH BETTER on Jared than his Trump hair.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:In the yellow dress picture, Jared looks dressed for a different occasion.

YES! Take off your damn sneakers!

Pretty typical for them- Jared dressed like he is going camping, Ivanka like she’s going to be the worst dressed at the Met Gala

I love you

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Does Ivanka photoshop her Instagram photos? Because her waist in Photo 3 just looks very very tiny.

Yeah, I don’t think she could actually fit all of her internal organs inside her body if her waist were actually that small so my vote is photoshop.

Very easy to tell it’s edited in the last photo because her forearm is curving.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I read that Javanka are in Morocco this week. I assume someone has cringey pics to share?

Google sweetie.

Other than the weird purse and birks, Outfit 1 is pretty normal.
Outfit 2 has bizarre cut outs that DCUM fashionistas probably adore, her hair looks terrible though.
Outfit 3 is like "America Barbie" wannabe with the boobs and tiny waist.

ugh i hate saying this but she looks great in all three pics - i wouldn't have the gumption to wear that yellow dress but it manages to look interesting without being porn-y (which is quite a feat for her). the other two outfits just look very normal. not sassy toddler, not sexy grandma, not russian toddler grandma. just - normal.

she and her family are still, obviously, an abomination.

An amoeba is eating her yellow dress

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I read that Javanka are in Morocco this week. I assume someone has cringey pics to share?

Google sweetie.

Other than the weird purse and birks, Outfit 1 is pretty normal.
Outfit 2 has bizarre cut outs that DCUM fashionistas probably adore, her hair looks terrible though.
Outfit 3 is like "America Barbie" wannabe with the boobs and tiny waist.

ugh i hate saying this but she looks great in all three pics - i wouldn't have the gumption to wear that yellow dress but it manages to look interesting without being porn-y (which is quite a feat for her). the other two outfits just look very normal. not sassy toddler, not sexy grandma, not russian toddler grandma. just - normal.

she and her family are still, obviously, an abomination.

An amoeba is eating her yellow dress

I kind of like it though!

[Anonymous]

Goodbye Ivana, you were the coolest with your Adidas [ah-dee-das] tracksuits

[Anonymous]

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Goodbye Ivana, you were the coolest with your Adidas [ah-dee-das] tracksuits

I think I commented in the original thread that I loved that she invariably wore the track suits with fancy flats.

[Anonymous]

I think I commented in the original thread that I loved that she invariably wore the track suits with fancy flats.

Yes, I remember, because I do too.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

I think I commented in the original thread that I loved that she invariably wore the track suits with fancy flats.

Yes, I remember, because I do too.

Her hair defied all laws of gravity. Hope Ivana’s kicking up her heels wherever she is.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Has she had more work done? Her face looks different.

Like a completely different person. Maybe she’s planning on going on the run or the witness protection program, depending.

No, her face is just morphing into her mom’s, except the nose because of the old nose jobs.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

I think I commented in the original thread that I loved that she invariably wore the track suits with fancy flats.

Yes, I remember, because I do too.

Me as well.

[Anonymous]

Jared hugs Ivanka like the tween brother hugging his sister when she came home from college. Like "aren't I a big boy now? I am taller than you, Sissy!"

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

I think I commented in the original thread that I loved that she invariably wore the track suits with fancy flats.

Yes, I remember, because I do too.

Her hair defied all laws of gravity. Hope Ivana’s kicking up her heels wherever she is.

So much fashiony goodness in this article:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/galleries/article-11017773/How-Ivana-Melania-Trump-feuded-Donald-entered-White-House.html

God help me I’m coveting this necklace:


Particularly struck by this photo of the Trump Hotel opening in DC. These three look so happy and normal before it all went to hell.