The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread part deux

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I love that Melania doesn’t even pretend to want to be included in this bonkers photo.
Where is her son?

Who are those old people in front?

Also, Melania looks pretty good, actually...

I’m guessing those are her parents? And maybe her sister next to her?

Do you use google? Those are not her parents.

I don’t really know what her parents look like but I know those aren’t them because her father looks just like Trump, in a really creepy way, and this guy doesn’t.

To wit:

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Twitter is replete with Melania photos since it’s her birthday. I don’t think we’ve seen this one?

Or little red riding collar here

[Anonymous]

I read that Javanka are in Morocco this week. I assume someone has cringey pics to share?

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Anonymous wrote:I read that Javanka are in Morocco this week. I assume someone has cringey pics to share?

Google sweetie.

Other than the weird purse and birks, Outfit 1 is pretty normal.
Outfit 2 has bizarre cut outs that DCUM fashionistas probably adore, her hair looks terrible though.
Outfit 3 is like "America Barbie" wannabe with the boobs and tiny waist.

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The two inches of roots is awful.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I read that Javanka are in Morocco this week. I assume someone has cringey pics to share?

Google sweetie.

Other than the weird purse and birks, Outfit 1 is pretty normal.
Outfit 2 has bizarre cut outs that DCUM fashionistas probably adore, her hair looks terrible though.
Outfit 3 is like "America Barbie" wannabe with the boobs and tiny waist.

Ivanka’s best looks tend to be when she is on vacation. I think she is less committed to her armor or costume or whatever the hell she is doing with her wardrobe. I would say outfits 1 and 3 fit in this category: relaxed, like she is almost a normal woman who just happened to get a boob job and who is clinging a little too hard to the blonde. Not too offensive.

Outfit 2, however, is an Ivanka classic. It has everything: the color is weird, the fit is almost but not quite right, there is some ridiculous feature like those cut outs with furry trim (?!?!?) like WTF, and the whole nightmare probably cost an atrocious sum of money. It’s a costume, not real, not a signifier of any kind of style or perspective. At least Melania’s outfits always seemed a little meaningful, even if her only meaning was “I f-ing hate all you people.” And the shoes are just a stripper heel afterthought because of course they are.

I am the OP of the original thread, BTW. I think Jeff should pay me royalties at this point. 😂

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You know what I take it back, the yellow nightmare dress fits fine. It’s just ugly.

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I’m a little rusty on my Vanky prototypes, but I believe the yellow dress is…. Russian hooker?

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Does Ivanka photoshop her Instagram photos? Because her waist in Photo 3 just looks very very tiny.

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Anonymous wrote:Does Ivanka photoshop her Instagram photos? Because her waist in Photo 3 just looks very very tiny.

Was also thinking this.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I read that Javanka are in Morocco this week. I assume someone has cringey pics to share?

Google sweetie.

Other than the weird purse and birks, Outfit 1 is pretty normal.
Outfit 2 has bizarre cut outs that DCUM fashionistas probably adore, her hair looks terrible though.
Outfit 3 is like "America Barbie" wannabe with the boobs and tiny waist.

ugh i hate saying this but she looks great in all three pics - i wouldn't have the gumption to wear that yellow dress but it manages to look interesting without being porn-y (which is quite a feat for her). the other two outfits just look very normal. not sassy toddler, not sexy grandma, not russian toddler grandma. just - normal.

she and her family are still, obviously, an abomination.

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Anonymous wrote:Does Ivanka photoshop her Instagram photos? Because her waist in Photo 3 just looks very very tiny.

Was also thinking this.

I’m sure she does photoshop, but she also clearly has lost weight since leaving office. I have a very similar body type to her (minus the implants) and follow her style for what (not) to do to dress well.

[Anonymous]

I really like outfit #1, and #3 is fine as well. Don't like the yellow dress at all. Is it just me, or does she look really thin in these pics?

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Anonymous wrote:I’m a little rusty on my Vanky prototypes, but I believe the yellow dress is…. Russian hooker?

It’s just hideous. And even dumber that the cutouts are actually nude fabric underneath. Why would you buy something so ugly

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I missed this thread!