Affairs: Lets hear from the guys

[Anonymous]

It's time for the men to talk about their affairs. Tell us why, how long, and all the juicy details.

[Anonymous]

Troll.

[Anonymous]

I don't care if it is a troll ... I'd like to know.

[Anonymous]

Guys..... don’t do it!

[Anonymous]

She was 186lbs, complained incessantly, spoke passionately about the mundane and could’ve found fault with the hope diamond.

I’ll never get over her.

[Anonymous]

My wife is perfect. Ivy League, associate at 26, offered partner at 32. Great mom, PTSA chair, still a size 6, and an inch of thigh gap.

In spite of all that, I've been unfaithful dozens of times, mostly with single women who live in trailer parks in Manassass. Because like all men, I'm stupid and will always chose fat, stupid, ugly whores over what I have have at home, any day of the week. I've probably infected my wife with HPV, and one of the hookers I patronize has stolen her identity. All the problems in the marriage are my fault, too.



There ya go ladies. That should confirm all your stereotypes.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My wife is perfect. Ivy League, associate at 26, offered partner at 32. Great mom, PTSA chair, still a size 6, and an inch of thigh gap.

In spite of all that, I've been unfaithful dozens of times, mostly with single women who live in trailer parks in Manassass. Because like all men, I'm stupid and will always chose fat, stupid, ugly whores over what I have have at home, any day of the week. I've probably infected my wife with HPV, and one of the hookers I patronize has stolen her identity. All the problems in the marriage are my fault, too.



There ya go ladies. That should confirm all your stereotypes.

Let me guess, you are the wife who think she she is perfect.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:My wife is perfect. Ivy League, associate at 26, offered partner at 32. Great mom, PTSA chair, still a size 6, and an inch of thigh gap.

In spite of all that, I've been unfaithful dozens of times, mostly with single women who live in trailer parks in Manassass. Because like all men, I'm stupid and will always chose fat, stupid, ugly whores over what I have have at home, any day of the week. I've probably infected my wife with HPV, and one of the hookers I patronize has stolen her identity. All the problems in the marriage are my fault, too.



There ya go ladies. That should confirm all your stereotypes.

Let me guess, you are the wife who think she she is perfect.

Newp.

I'm a guy, who's very practiced at being able to tell women exactly what they want to hear.

So I imagine reality, and then describe the exact opposite. And they eat it up.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:My wife is perfect. Ivy League, associate at 26, offered partner at 32. Great mom, PTSA chair, still a size 6, and an inch of thigh gap.

In spite of all that, I've been unfaithful dozens of times, mostly with single women who live in trailer parks in Manassass. Because like all men, I'm stupid and will always chose fat, stupid, ugly whores over what I have have at home, any day of the week. I've probably infected my wife with HPV, and one of the hookers I patronize has stolen her identity. All the problems in the marriage are my fault, too.



There ya go ladies. That should confirm all your stereotypes.

Let me guess, you are the wife who think she she is perfect.

Newp.

I'm a guy, who's very practiced at being able to tell women exactly what they want to hear.

So I imagine reality, and then describe the exact opposite. And they eat it up.

I don't think you are, actually. This was lame.

[Anonymous]

Two brief affairs, and one ONS. Reason was the same as all men: sex starved at home plus a craving for variety. Women were about as attractive as my wife, but in different ways. All were married women who were deeply unhappy in their marriage (one has since divorced).

Sex was good, of course. The big difference was having an enthusiastic partner who craved sex as much as I did.

[Anonymous]

Don't pit out for your hubby someone else will. Fact of life. Get over it.

[Anonymous]

She is the exact version of my wife who I *thought* I had married, minus DW's 40 pound weight gain and total loss of any sex drive. Seriously, I was raised with values and integrity. Never once cheated on any prior girlfriends/relationships, never thought I could EVER go there. But words can't describe how draining it is to be sexually pursuing a wife who is both uninterested and unattractively overweight. Then, enter the new girl who looks/acts just like the sexy DW you dated. Sparks fly and all my morals left the building.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:My wife is perfect. Ivy League, associate at 26, offered partner at 32. Great mom, PTSA chair, still a size 6, and an inch of thigh gap.

In spite of all that, I've been unfaithful dozens of times, mostly with single women who live in trailer parks in Manassass. Because like all men, I'm stupid and will always chose fat, stupid, ugly whores over what I have have at home, any day of the week. I've probably infected my wife with HPV, and one of the hookers I patronize has stolen her identity. All the problems in the marriage are my fault, too.



There ya go ladies. That should confirm all your stereotypes.

Let me guess, you are the wife who think she she is perfect.

Newp.

I'm a guy, who's very practiced at being able to tell women exactly what they want to hear.

So I imagine reality, and then describe the exact opposite. And they eat it up.

I don't think you are, actually. This was lame.

Had to google "newp"

North East White Pride. Organisation that talks about Fascism and Nazism. Informative, you don't have to be a nazi or fascist to come here, you can look for answers or have your questions answered.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:She is the exact version of my wife who I *thought* I had married, minus DW's 40 pound weight gain and total loss of any sex drive. Seriously, I was raised with values and integrity. Never once cheated on any prior girlfriends/relationships, never thought I could EVER go there. But words can't describe how draining it is to be sexually pursuing a wife who is both uninterested and unattractively overweight. Then, enter the new girl who looks/acts just like the sexy DW you dated. Sparks fly and all my morals left the building.

Wow, you're such a victim.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:She was 186lbs, complained incessantly, spoke passionately about the mundane and could’ve found fault with the hope diamond.

I’ll never get over her.

Well, there is the whole curse thing...