The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread part deux

[Anonymous]

so professional looking. tank top for court.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Oh Kim, just no. You’re going for a deposition with the Jan 6 committee and you thought rhinestones on your shoes was a good look. 😝

Oy, she is looking rough.

Sorry to pile on but I’m sure she has a very expensive hairstylist and yet her hair looks pretty stringy here. I think it’s making the whole package look worse.

There’s a reason most women her age aren’t going for that glamour look.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:so professional looking. tank top for court.

Do you really need to see her in a full length photo to figure out that she is in a dress?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:so professional looking. tank top for court.

Do you really need to see her in a full length photo to figure out that she is in a dress?

I learned during the Obama years that there is no sight more offensive than a woman baring her upper arms, so whether or not the tank top is long, it’s 100% always and only inappropriate.

She didn’t wear her hoodie and sneakers?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:so professional looking. tank top for court.

Do you really need to see her in a full length photo to figure out that she is in a dress?

She looks like an orc to me. Also, she’s a terrible person who is unfit for public office.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:so professional looking. tank top for court.

Do you really need to see her in a full length photo to figure out that she is in a dress?

She looks like an orc to me. Also, she’s a terrible person who is unfit for public office.

Then just say that. We're discussing fashion here.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:so professional looking. tank top for court.

Do you really need to see her in a full length photo to figure out that she is in a dress?

She looks like an orc to me. Also, she’s a terrible person who is unfit for public office.

Then just say that. We're discussing fashion here.

DP. I’ll help out. I think her ridiculous fake tan, bright yellow hair, lousy makeup, all make her look more like an orc.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:so professional looking. tank top for court.

Do you really need to see her in a full length photo to figure out that she is in a dress?

She looks like an orc to me. Also, she’s a terrible person who is unfit for public office.

Thanks for the laugh!! I love this thread!

[Anonymous]

Jared seems to be dressing as a 15 yo boy and Ivanka seems to dressing as a 60 yo woman, but one who bares her midriff?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Oh Kim, just no. You’re going for a deposition with the Jan 6 committee and you thought rhinestones on your shoes was a good look. 😝

Not saying it’s any better, but those are not rhinestones on her shoes a they are good pyramid stud Valentinos. If she had worn tge pump version of that shoe, with no ankle wraps, it would have looked fine.

No. I don't think Valentino studded shoes are appropriate for court...I mean, maybe in LA you could get away with it. Or if you were Elle Woods.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Oh Kim, just no. You’re going for a deposition with the Jan 6 committee and you thought rhinestones on your shoes was a good look. 😝

Not saying it’s any better, but those are not rhinestones on her shoes a they are good pyramid stud Valentinos. If she had worn tge pump version of that shoe, with no ankle wraps, it would have looked fine.

No. I don't think Valentino studded shoes are appropriate for court...I mean, maybe in LA you could get away with it. Or if you were Elle Woods.

I think it would be okay if the suit was a really classy navy conservative skirt suit. But with a too tight skirt and a top that is north very tight and very low cut, it’s all too much. It looks like what a stripper would wear to court and her lawyer would sigh internally and figure it’s as much as she could expect.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Jared seems to be dressing as a 15 yo boy and Ivanka seems to dressing as a 60 yo woman, but one who bares her midriff?

I like the yellow dress and the white sneakers. I think the hat with the hair in a bun is giving it that sassy grandma vibe we know and love from IVwnka.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:so professional looking. tank top for court.

Do you really need to see her in a full length photo to figure out that she is in a dress?

She looks like an orc to me. Also, she’s a terrible person who is unfit for public office.

Then just say that. We're discussing fashion here.

DP. I’ll help out. I think her ridiculous fake tan, bright yellow hair, lousy makeup, all make her look more like an orc.

Original orc poster here: I think it’s the shape of her face and acne scars, which get no help from the heavy eye makeup (makes her eyes look like black pits) and nude lip. She drew on eyebrows for this photo, which helps a lot, but the overall orc-ishness is still there. Sure, friend, we’re talking about fashion but also about how horrible these POSes are. Inferences are hard, I get it.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Jared seems to be dressing as a 15 yo boy and Ivanka seems to dressing as a 60 yo woman, but one who bares her midriff?

I like the yellow dress and the white sneakers. I think the hat with the hair in a bun is giving it that sassy grandma vibe we know and love from IVwnka.

That dress makes her look gigantic and she doesn’t normally.

[Anonymous]

Twitter is replete with Melania photos since it’s her birthday. I don’t think we’ve seen this one?