The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread part deux

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Great article, but I can't believe our thread wasn't cited! I am dying to know where the coats are. I posted about 400 pages ago that I imagine a HUGE walk-in closet in a Potomac McMansion filled with coats in every color of the rainbow, which she treats as sort of her dowry -- in the event that she's abandoned, she will auction off thousands of couture coats to support herself.

PS Totally agree Tiff should go back to the caramel brown, and also her mouth looks completely different in the teen shot--could she possibly have had a mouth reduction surgery? Is that a thing? I've learnt so much about bizarre plastic surgery options in this thread.

I think she’s messed with her face a lot and I agree, her mouth looks a lot different too. She, like Vanky Version 0.0, looked kind of weird but could have leaned into it. Instead they’ve both opted to erase their faces and try to start fresh.

[Anonymous]

Great article, but I can't believe our thread wasn't cited! I am dying to know where the coats are. I posted about 400 pages ago that I imagine a HUGE walk-in closet in a Potomac McMansion filled with coats in every color of the rainbow, which she treats as sort of her dowry -- in the event that she's abandoned, she will auction off thousands of couture coats to support herself.

OMG this reminds me of Sharon Stone’s character in Casino with the jewelry in the bank safe deposit box.

And then I remembered she was offed by the mob. Dark.

[Anonymous]

Thanks for posting that Slate article - it's affirming to see so many of OUR observation in print

Can we talk about this picture for a second, though - this doesn't even look like her. I'm not proposing it's fake Melanie, but - just, she looks like an entirely different person.



Without this picture appearing in an article about her weird/compelling fashion, I would think it was someone else altogether

Also, I will go to my grave defending capes. I still like that stupid neon green dress, too, though I 100% agree that it is totally emblematic of her "I'm not a team player" approach to fashion.

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^^^ the aforementioned teenaged photo

I love that hair color on her!! Tiff, if you’re reading this: go back to that shade.

This is actually a sweet photo. Love the hair color and whatever makeup she’s wearing.

I don’t understand why someone would prefer burned out straw when their natural hair color is already blonde and actually looks rich and has dimension.

White supremacy...the whiter the better.

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^^^ the aforementioned teenaged photo

I love that hair color on her!! Tiff, if you’re reading this: go back to that shade.

This is actually a sweet photo. Love the hair color and whatever makeup she’s wearing.

I don’t understand why someone would prefer burned out straw when their natural hair color is already blonde and actually looks rich and has dimension.

White supremacy...the whiter the better.

Distracted. That awful fabric what was it? It was everywhere for a bit and seems to have gone away now. It's synthetic jersey, surface printed, the back side tended to be slightly mottled b&w, stretch but more in the sense of slinky drape, not body-con.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Thanks for posting that Slate article - it's affirming to see so many of OUR observation in print

Can we talk about this picture for a second, though - this doesn't even look like her. I'm not proposing it's fake Melanie, but - just, she looks like an entirely different person.



Without this picture appearing in an article about her weird/compelling fashion, I would think it was someone else altogether

Also, I will go to my grave defending capes. I still like that stupid neon green dress, too, though I 100% agree that it is totally emblematic of her "I'm not a team player" approach to fashion.

I think that's just a genuine smile. Honestly she looks great in that photo.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Great article, but I can't believe our thread wasn't cited! I am dying to know where the coats are. I posted about 400 pages ago that I imagine a HUGE walk-in closet in a Potomac McMansion filled with coats in every color of the rainbow, which she treats as sort of her dowry -- in the event that she's abandoned, she will auction off thousands of couture coats to support herself.

PS Totally agree Tiff should go back to the caramel brown, and also her mouth looks completely different in the teen shot--could she possibly have had a mouth reduction surgery? Is that a thing? I've learnt so much about bizarre plastic surgery options in this thread.

We will need a thread (or an insta or twitter) to satisfy what happens to these coats. Will they go to a no-kill shelter? Can we get them micro-chipped so that we can track them and make sure that they have healthy lives with lots of walks, like the coats owned by Kate Middleton?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Great article, but I can't believe our thread wasn't cited! I am dying to know where the coats are. I posted about 400 pages ago that I imagine a HUGE walk-in closet in a Potomac McMansion filled with coats in every color of the rainbow, which she treats as sort of her dowry -- in the event that she's abandoned, she will auction off thousands of couture coats to support herself.

PS Totally agree Tiff should go back to the caramel brown, and also her mouth looks completely different in the teen shot--could she possibly have had a mouth reduction surgery? Is that a thing? I've learnt so much about bizarre plastic surgery options in this thread.

We will need a thread (or an insta or twitter) to satisfy what happens to these coats. Will they go to a no-kill shelter? Can we get them micro-chipped so that we can track them and make sure that they have healthy lives with lots of walks, like the coats owned by Kate Middleton?

Kinda like Birx’s scarf drawer on Twitter.... Coats of Melania?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I will post about the gaudy bawdy style of Melania hoping this gets thread to a magic 444 pages before it dies and we never see them again.

Do you think Trump and Melanie will come to his impeachment trial? What does a gaudy former First Lady and escort wear to that? White do she looks innocent? Red white and blue to show you are patriot? Or black with heels 👠 to die for in early mourning for him?

She’s not showing up for any official duty again, ever, in any capacity. She’s done.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Thanks for posting that Slate article - it's affirming to see so many of OUR observation in print

Can we talk about this picture for a second, though - this doesn't even look like her. I'm not proposing it's fake Melanie, but - just, she looks like an entirely different person.



Without this picture appearing in an article about her weird/compelling fashion, I would think it was someone else altogether

Also, I will go to my grave defending capes. I still like that stupid neon green dress, too, though I 100% agree that it is totally emblematic of her "I'm not a team player" approach to fashion.

Omg. She is separated from them by a rope. Lol!! She won’t mix the underlings. 🤣

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:That is a hard, hard 27.

Agreed she looks old and tired her -- but from what I can see of the suit she's wearing it's not terrible. I'm not a fan of the short sleeves on the top, but for Tiffany this is better than usual.

This photo is so silly.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I will post about the gaudy bawdy style of Melania hoping this gets thread to a magic 444 pages before it dies and we never see them again.

Do you think Trump and Melanie will come to his impeachment trial? What does a gaudy former First Lady and escort wear to that? White do she looks innocent? Red white and blue to show you are patriot? Or black with heels 👠 to die for in early mourning for him?

She’s not showing up for any official duty again, ever, in any capacity. She’s done.

No doubt. She let us know that as soon as she stepped off the plane in Florida:

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Great article, but I can't believe our thread wasn't cited! I am dying to know where the coats are. I posted about 400 pages ago that I imagine a HUGE walk-in closet in a Potomac McMansion filled with coats in every color of the rainbow, which she treats as sort of her dowry -- in the event that she's abandoned, she will auction off thousands of couture coats to support herself.

PS Totally agree Tiff should go back to the caramel brown, and also her mouth looks completely different in the teen shot--could she possibly have had a mouth reduction surgery? Is that a thing? I've learnt so much about bizarre plastic surgery options in this thread.

We will need a thread (or an insta or twitter) to satisfy what happens to these coats. Will they go to a no-kill shelter? Can we get them micro-chipped so that we can track them and make sure that they have healthy lives with lots of walks, like the coats owned by Kate Middleton?

Kinda like Birx’s scarf drawer on Twitter.... Coats of Melania?

tried; failed

https://twitter.com/coatsmelania

clearly the posters here were not there.

[Anonymous]

I can't believe I didn't know about that twitter account! Thank you poster, I was going through Melania coat withdrawal, this will hold me over for a while.

[Anonymous]

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^^^ the aforementioned teenaged photo

She looks adorable. The bottle blonde flat-ironed hair looks bad enough on Ivanka. Much worse on Tiff. It's too bad she's influenced by her family's terrible taste and style choices.