The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread part deux

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Anonymous wrote:I would love to see what Tiffany looks like with her natural brown hair cut in a cute bob. I bet she would look much more normal.

Better hair:





Darker hair (and completely unrecognizable):

This is the best I’ve ever seen her

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Yikes. How is she engaged to this guy? Do you think she drugged him?



His dad forced him. The dad is a huge huge Trumper and this is the perfect marriage of convenience. They'll have a couple of children and he'll have discreet mistresses.


But Trump lost. What’s the point now?



Hope he and his family are ready to bail out the Trumps when their debts come due.
Not according to the fanatics. He'll always play a big picture and be a symbolic person. The extremists will try to gain the Senate in 2022.

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Anonymous wrote:Have we discussed Tiff's hideous jacket and ridiculous sleeves for the sendoff? WTF is the point of a sleeve like this?! It's ugly and would leave your arms freezing.

God. They are so weird.

Look at the billionaire dude. He's smiling at no one. Ivanka is smiling. Jared is smiling. They walk around smiling at nothing.

Plus, the sleeves on her dress ARE awful.

They are the exemplary happy, down to earth family.

Why were just the little boys wearing masks?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I would love to see what Tiffany looks like with her natural brown hair cut in a cute bob. I bet she would look much more normal.

Better hair:





Darker hair (and completely unrecognizable):

This is the best I’ve ever seen her

Absolutely. With her face shape, she should go for sort of a Melissa McCarthy type look for her hair and makeup. It could look really cute. And MM could probably give her some real tips on dressing for her body shape as well.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I would love to see what Tiffany looks like with her natural brown hair cut in a cute bob. I bet she would look much more normal.

Better hair:





Darker hair (and completely unrecognizable):



She looks terrible with a center part -- I don't know why she insists on it. Ivanka too -- what is their obsession?

This is the best I’ve ever seen her

Absolutely. With her face shape, she should go for sort of a Melissa McCarthy type look for her hair and makeup. It could look really cute. And MM could probably give her some real tips on dressing for her body shape as well.

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^^^ the aforementioned teenaged photo

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Are they all in hiding?

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Anonymous wrote:Are they all in hiding?

Shhhh...if you say their names three times, they will be free.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVX2NgoJwTY (link is to the scene in Beetlejuice when Michael Keaton tries to get Winona Ryder to say his name three times)

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^^^ the aforementioned teenaged photo

I love that hair color on her!! Tiff, if you’re reading this: go back to that shade.

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^^^ the aforementioned teenaged photo

I love that hair color on her!! Tiff, if you’re reading this: go back to that shade.

This is actually a sweet photo. Love the hair color and whatever makeup she’s wearing.

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^^^ the aforementioned teenaged photo

I love that hair color on her!! Tiff, if you’re reading this: go back to that shade.

This is actually a sweet photo. Love the hair color and whatever makeup she’s wearing.

I don’t understand why someone would prefer burned out straw when their natural hair color is already blonde and actually looks rich and has dimension.

[Anonymous]

I'm debating whether to bump this thread, but I come down on the side that some of you all may appreciate this Slate piece about Melania's bonkers fashion "sense":

https://slate.com/human-interest/2021/02/melania-trump-fashion-fine-its-good.html

Good riddance to the fascist, wannabe, Trump kkklan.

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I will post about the gaudy bawdy style of Melania hoping this gets thread to a magic 444 pages before it dies and we never see them again.

Do you think Trump and Melanie will come to his impeachment trial? What does a gaudy former First Lady and escort wear to that? White do she looks innocent? Red white and blue to show you are patriot? Or black with heels 👠 to die for in early mourning for him?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I'm debating whether to bump this thread, but I come down on the side that some of you all may appreciate this Slate piece about Melania's bonkers fashion "sense":

https://slate.com/human-interest/2021/02/melania-trump-fashion-fine-its-good.html

Good riddance to the fascist, wannabe, Trump kkklan.

Fun summary, so glad we got through it all.

“She wore what she wanted, and what she wanted was big-name European designers, Barbie heels, signifiers of upper-crust leisure, and the sort of oversize sunglasses associated with celebrities who want to evade the paparazzi.”

The slime green Valentino really was her capstone IDGAF. Hope someone’s secured the Zara jacket for the Smithsonian. Did she move all those coats to FL?

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Great article, but I can't believe our thread wasn't cited! I am dying to know where the coats are. I posted about 400 pages ago that I imagine a HUGE walk-in closet in a Potomac McMansion filled with coats in every color of the rainbow, which she treats as sort of her dowry -- in the event that she's abandoned, she will auction off thousands of couture coats to support herself.

PS Totally agree Tiff should go back to the caramel brown, and also her mouth looks completely different in the teen shot--could she possibly have had a mouth reduction surgery? Is that a thing? I've learnt so much about bizarre plastic surgery options in this thread.