The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:https://www.instagram.com/p/B6vTJw8hr_L/

I think she is totally trolling us! clockwork orange?

Truly frightening

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:To the above-
I wish I could look like that in that dress...
And no, I did not vote for Trump..
This has nothing to do with politics.

Hey good for you! I hate that dress and I think it is incredibly unflattering on her - i.e., typical Ivanka. But we don't have to like the same things. It looks at least one size too small - not just because of the crushed "kidney" but also because it's making a skinny woman look like she has a pot belly. Plus those black pumps are the wrong shoes.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I'm fine with "kidneys." It's a private joke for this forum.

No, it's not a private joke for this forum, it's all over the internet, mostly misogynistic middle-aged men use it, so if you want to be lumped in with them, great....

Agree with this. But hey, mocking women’s bodies and choices is totally okay when the object is a Trump woman. “Yay women’s rights and freedom! But only the women we deem deserving”

I didn't realize we were trampling on their rights by noting their "kidneys" are displayed in a precarious way but thanks for the heads up.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I'm fine with "kidneys." It's a private joke for this forum.

No, it's not a private joke for this forum, it's all over the internet, mostly misogynistic middle-aged men use it, so if you want to be lumped in with them, great....

Agree with this. But hey, mocking women’s bodies and choices is totally okay when the object is a Trump woman. “Yay women’s rights and freedom! But only the women we deem deserving”

I didn't realize we were trampling on their rights by noting their "kidneys" are displayed in a precarious way but thanks for the heads up.

I agree. I also think it’s hilarious that someone’s claiming it’s middle aged men wisecracking abut kidneys. Nope.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:https://www.instagram.com/p/B6vTJw8hr_L/

I think she is totally trolling us! clockwork orange?

Can we have a blanket agreement that people will stop posting links? Post an image. Take a screenshot and upload it to imgur if you have to, but nobody here wants to click on links.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I'm fine with "kidneys." It's a private joke for this forum.

No, it's not a private joke for this forum, it's all over the internet, mostly misogynistic middle-aged men use it, so if you want to be lumped in with them, great....

Agree with this. But hey, mocking women’s bodies and choices is totally okay when the object is a Trump woman. “Yay women’s rights and freedom! But only the women we deem deserving”

I didn't realize we were trampling on their rights by noting their "kidneys" are displayed in a precarious way but thanks for the heads up.

I agree. I also think it’s hilarious that someone’s claiming it’s middle aged men wisecracking abut kidneys. Nope.

We finally found the feminist Trumpster, like leprechauns and the Loch Ness monster, the stuff of myths and legends.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I'm fine with "kidneys." It's a private joke for this forum.

No, it's not a private joke for this forum, it's all over the internet, mostly misogynistic middle-aged men use it, so if you want to be lumped in with them, great....

Agree with this. But hey, mocking women’s bodies and choices is totally okay when the object is a Trump woman. “Yay women’s rights and freedom! But only the women we deem deserving”

I didn't realize we were trampling on their rights by noting their "kidneys" are displayed in a precarious way but thanks for the heads up.

I agree. I also think it’s hilarious that someone’s claiming it’s middle aged men wisecracking abut kidneys. Nope. [/quote
You can't read. Not on DCUM, elsewhere on the internet. Here, it's just childish immature middle aged WOMEN.

[Anonymous]

I've found this thread really entertaining but if it's going to be all about idiots who are ashamed to use the word BREAST and instead sound like idiots talking about kidneys, then I'm done

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I've found this thread really entertaining but if it's going to be all about idiots who are ashamed to use the word BREAST and instead sound like idiots talking about kidneys, then I'm done

Bye.

It’s like “hamberders” or “covfefe.” What I don’t do (and I’m the most recent poster being shamed for daring to reference Melania’s inflated at taxpayer expense bosom) is shame her for her naked photos. My beef is solely with the Trump lying, and the term “kidneys” in lieu of “breast implants” is 100% about the lying and grifting and not about the size, composition or structure of the breasts. Frankly if people want to be childish word police when they’re missing the point so hard they’ve hit a wall, go be faux-woke somewhere else.

It’s a measure of our First Lady’s insane laziness that we haven’t had an outfit of hers to critique in a while.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:https://www.instagram.com/p/B6vTJw8hr_L/

I think she is totally trolling us! clockwork orange?

Can we have a blanket agreement that people will stop posting links? Post an image. Take a screenshot and upload it to imgur if you have to, but nobody here wants to click on links.

Although I prefer pictures to be posted rather than having to go to a link, it's a hassle to post them from Instagram. I'm not going to take a screenshot and upload it elsewhere. Don't click on the link if you don't want to.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:https://www.instagram.com/p/B6vTJw8hr_L/

I think she is totally trolling us! clockwork orange?

I’m blissfully ignorant of that movie, so I can’t judge her outfit on those merits but... what on earth is she wearing? Why does her whole body look so weird? Is this weird filters that have disfigured her? If you click through she looks like she took the pic in a funhouse mirror with her head appearing extra small and far away and other parts of her huge (relatively) and still other parts tiny. Such a strange image.

The outfit looks like she’s a handmaiden in some fictional religious sect portrayed on X-Files. A little black cap. A black cape (maybe? She’s backlit). Enormous sleeves that go way down her hands. Boots laced up to her knees (again she’s backlit and far away in her funhouse mirror so I could be seeing this wrong). She’s seasonally appropriate if she’s cold though so good on her for that.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I'm fine with "kidneys." It's a private joke for this forum.

No, it's not a private joke for this forum, it's all over the internet, mostly misogynistic middle-aged men use it, so if you want to be lumped in with them, great....

Agree with this. But hey, mocking women’s bodies and choices is totally okay when the object is a Trump woman. “Yay women’s rights and freedom! But only the women we deem deserving”

I didn't realize we were trampling on their rights by noting their "kidneys" are displayed in a precarious way but thanks for the heads up.

I agree. I also think it’s hilarious that someone’s claiming it’s middle aged men wisecracking abut kidneys. Nope. [/quote
You can't read. Not on DCUM, elsewhere on the internet. Here, it's just childish immature middle aged WOMEN.

I mean I actually am a childish middle aged WOMAN who fricking loves this kidney-filled thread - so, guilty!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I've found this thread really entertaining but if it's going to be all about idiots who are ashamed to use the word BREAST and instead sound like idiots talking about kidneys, then I'm done

lol - no one is ashamed by the word BREAST. it's just funny to try to pass off a breast implant as kidney surgery. i'm sorry you had your sense of humor bone removed in a previous surgery.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:https://www.instagram.com/p/B6vTJw8hr_L/

I think she is totally trolling us! clockwork orange?

Can we have a blanket agreement that people will stop posting links? Post an image. Take a screenshot and upload it to imgur if you have to, but nobody here wants to click on links.

I prefer the links. My imgur is blocked.

[Anonymous]

Are there photos that show Melania definitely had bigger implants put in at Walter Reed? Like before the kidney surgery vs after?