WTF, why don't you know how to use a bathroom?

[Anonymous]

I work at an "important office" in a Federal agency. Holy everything, people don't know how to properly use the bathroom. IT DRIVES ME CRAZY. From Phantom Poopers (per another post on here), to pee on the seat. WHAT THE HELL? If you are one of those people, PLEASE explain to me your rationale? Why are you peeing on the seat at a woman's bathroom, why do you leave your poop and your toilet paper unflushed, and WHY do you leave seat covers and toilet paper on the floor?

[Anonymous]

Because these people are TOO IMPORTANT to worry about cleaning up their own mess.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Because these people are TOO IMPORTANT to worry about cleaning up their own mess.

I'm serious. I mentioned the important office part because you cannot be that type of person and NOT have learned how to use the bathroom. I mean, how the fuck do you have the job you have an not know to flush a damn toilet? WTF? I'm do disgusted.

[Anonymous]

I'm a fed also. We had a coworker who was going into the women's bathroom and peeing EVERYWHERE. I mean like squirting all over the walls, the floor and leaving a huge poop in the toilet too. It happened weekly. Our entire floor started monitoring the bathroom so we could figure out who did it and how (women can't squirt pee everywhere). We never did figure it out.

The men's bathroom here frequently has blood on the floor and all the men have complained.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Because these people are TOO IMPORTANT to worry about cleaning up their own mess.

I'm serious. I mentioned the important office part because you cannot be that type of person and NOT have learned how to use the bathroom. I mean, how the fuck do you have the job you have an not know to flush a damn toilet? WTF? I'm do disgusted.

And I just answered
There really are people who think like this. They use the toilet correctly in their own homes.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I'm a fed also. We had a coworker who was going into the women's bathroom and peeing EVERYWHERE. I mean like squirting all over the walls, the floor and leaving a huge poop in the toilet too. It happened weekly. Our entire floor started monitoring the bathroom so we could figure out who did it and how (women can't squirt pee everywhere). We never did figure it out.

The men's bathroom here frequently has blood on the floor and all the men have complained.

!!!!!! I feel awful for the cleaners. Just awful. What the hell?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Because these people are TOO IMPORTANT to worry about cleaning up their own mess.

I'm serious. I mentioned the important office part because you cannot be that type of person and NOT have learned how to use the bathroom. I mean, how the fuck do you have the job you have an not know to flush a damn toilet? WTF? I'm do disgusted.

And I just answered
There really are people who think like this. They use the toilet correctly in their own homes.

Just EW!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I'm a fed also. We had a coworker who was going into the women's bathroom and peeing EVERYWHERE. I mean like squirting all over the walls, the floor and leaving a huge poop in the toilet too. It happened weekly. Our entire floor started monitoring the bathroom so we could figure out who did it and how (women can't squirt pee everywhere). We never did figure it out.

The men's bathroom here frequently has blood on the floor and all the men have complained.

Challenge accepted.








Is probably what the person thought after hearing someone say that.

[Anonymous]

Yeah, there was someone(s?) who regularly shat on the men's room floor at my last fed. agency.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Yeah, there was someone(s?) who regularly shat on the men's room floor at my last fed. agency.

omg pp! Do we work at the same fed agency? I'm not even kidding, I think I worked there too.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Yeah, there was someone(s?) who regularly shat on the men's room floor at my last fed. agency.

omg pp! Do we work at the same fed agency? I'm not even kidding, I think I worked there too.

THIS IS RIDICULOUS! How do these people have jobs and do this? Is it out of spite? Mental illness? Lack of bowel control?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I work at an "important office" in a Federal agency. Holy everything, people don't know how to properly use the bathroom. IT DRIVES ME CRAZY. From Phantom Poopers (per another post on here), to pee on the seat. WHAT THE HELL? If you are one of those people, PLEASE explain to me your rationale? Why are you peeing on the seat at a woman's bathroom, why do you leave your poop and your toilet paper unflushed, and WHY do you leave seat covers and toilet paper on the floor?

This sort of thing was happening at my office. So many people complained that the C suite folks had to have and "Women's only" All Hands meeting. This got better for a while, but we still have a lot of non-flushers and folks that leave the liners on the seat.

[Anonymous]

This is my office!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Yeah, there was someone(s?) who regularly shat on the men's room floor at my last fed. agency.

omg pp! Do we work at the same fed agency? I'm not even kidding, I think I worked there too.

Sadly, I wouldn't be surprised if this happens in more than one agency.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I'm a fed also. We had a coworker who was going into the women's bathroom and peeing EVERYWHERE. I mean like squirting all over the walls, the floor and leaving a huge poop in the toilet too. It happened weekly. Our entire floor started monitoring the bathroom so we could figure out who did it and how (women can't squirt pee everywhere). We never did figure it out.

The men's bathroom here frequently has blood on the floor and all the men have complained.

How could you not figure who was doing this if you were monitoring the bathroom?? I assume that by "monitoring" the bathroom, you mean you were watching who was going into the bathroom and then after they left the restroom you checked to see if there had been a pee explosion.

Certainly, you would at least have narrowed it down to a handful of possible suspects by now.

Are these automatic toilets? If so, is it possible that water is spraying out of one them when it flushes?