WTF, why don't you know how to use a bathroom?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Yeah, there was someone(s?) who regularly shat on the men's room floor at my last fed. agency.

omg pp! Do we work at the same fed agency? I'm not even kidding, I think I worked there too.

Sadly, I wouldn't be surprised if this happens in more than one agency.

[Anonymous]

I've worked at a lot of places, and don't remember encountering anything like this. But I have seen it in retail stores and fast food places. I can't imagine what compels people to act like pigs in public spaces.

[Anonymous]

I worked at an agency in DC many years ago, and someone was spraying projectile poop against the back wall of one of the stalls every so often.

[Anonymous]

Wee spots on the toilet probably come from squatting. I never sit down on any public toilet. That would also explain wee puddles on the floor. Just sayin.

[Anonymous]

I worked in an office building (non fed) and we shared the bathroom with a company that trained certified nursing assistants.
I have never seen such a messy, disgusting (although not in the same league as some of the PPs) bathroom. So ironic given that they were training in a health profession to help mainly sick and frail older people.

[Anonymous]

Agree with the squatting. However, my grandma taught me, if you sprinkle when you tinkle please be neat and wipe the seat.

Also, when you flush some toilets, the water pressure is so hard that it can spray. Sometimes it can be this.

Leaving a bathroom with unflushed anything, dripping pee, blood, whatever is just NASTY.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Yeah, there was someone(s?) who regularly shat on the men's room floor at my last fed. agency.

omg pp! Do we work at the same fed agency? I'm not even kidding, I think I worked there too.

Sadly, I wouldn't be surprised if this happens in more than one agency.

+ 1 There are some sick people in this world.

[Anonymous]

For the women, it's the OCD hover'ers who refuse to sit on a toilet seat. They will pee everywhere and then run out without cleaning up ("Ewww, that's icky"). Ladies, please use a seat sanitary cover and sit the 'eff down.

I agree about the power flushing in some large buildings. It can actually spray debris on the back wall and walls of the stall.

[Anonymous]

Yes!!! I was at the gym today, and someone's a$$ had exploded all over the back of the toilet and the bowl. Totally disgusting. How on earth does someone leave that for another person to clean up??! I will never understand people.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Agree with the squatting. However, my grandma taught me, if you sprinkle when you tinkle please be neat and wipe the seat.

Also, when you flush some toilets, the water pressure is so hard that it can spray. Sometimes it can be this.

Leaving a bathroom with unflushed anything, dripping pee, blood, whatever is just NASTY.

At my former fed agency, there were signs posted in the stalls that repeated your grandmother's adage. Not sure how well it worked. I'm a former squatter, and
I always wiped the seat if i couldn't find a stall where the seat was already raised.

What I could never understand was how many of my former male coworkers glibly entered the bathroom with a newspaper in hand.

[Anonymous]

I used to work in a large customer service center for a bank and the bathrooms were consistently nasty. There was no housekeeping on weekends, so by Monday it was lucky if there were than two toilets functioning. I was always baffled by how utterly disgusting people can be.

[Anonymous]

As mentioned above, women spray pee when they squat, but just as an FYI, it's 1000 times worse (walls, floor, etc) if you're shaved/waxed. Doesn't excuse not wiping up after yourself.

In my old office we had all these issues, in addition to the woman who did seemed to perform some kind of monthly bathroom spin art with her tampon/diva cup.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Wee spots on the toilet probably come from squatting. I never sit down on any public toilet. That would also explain wee puddles on the floor. Just sayin.

Why don't you wipe the seat?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I work at an "important office" in a Federal agency. Holy everything, people don't know how to properly use the bathroom. IT DRIVES ME CRAZY. From Phantom Poopers (per another post on here), to pee on the seat. WHAT THE HELL? If you are one of those people, PLEASE explain to me your rationale? Why are you peeing on the seat at a woman's bathroom, why do you leave your poop and your toilet paper unflushed, and WHY do you leave seat covers and toilet paper on the floor?

What's a phantom pooper?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:For the women, it's the OCD hover'ers who refuse to sit on a toilet seat. They will pee everywhere and then run out without cleaning up ("Ewww, that's icky"). Ladies, please use a seat sanitary cover and sit the 'eff down.

I agree about the power flushing in some large buildings. It can actually spray debris on the back wall and walls of the stall.

There isn't thick enough paper in the world for me to ever sit on a public toilet.

Sorry, not sorry.