WTF, why don't you know how to use a bathroom?

[Anonymous]

I heard a story at my Fed agency that someone in the women's bathroom smeared poop all over the mirror.

And recently I walked j to the bathroom to find a trail of poop on the floor and poop all over one of the stalls. Horrid.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My secret shame. One time at work I ate about a million cherries. They were delicious. But OMG. I literally ran to the bathroom and had explosive poop. I'm one of those people who squat so it got everywhere. And then I left. I still feel bad about it. However, it was a one time thing...

Are you a man?

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:As mentioned above, women spray pee when they squat, but just as an FYI, it's 1000 times worse (walls, floor, etc) if you're shaved/waxed. Doesn't excuse not wiping up after yourself.

In my old office we had all these issues, in addition to the woman who did seemed to perform some kind of monthly bathroom spin art with her tampon/diva cup.

What? You think a bush catches urine? God, I hope that's not true.

Bush 100% catches urine and guides the stream in one direction (the toilet) instead of spraying. This is fact - discussed at length w my closest girlfriends.

Bullshit

4/4 friends spray when bare and have no spray with hair. When I was pregnant and let things go for too long, i 100% saw (while squatting - tmi) how the hair kept the pee from spraying. Believe what you want but it's true.

Do you wipe the bush then?

No. The bush has been gone for quite some time. Much cleaner - except, of course, for the toilet seat when squatting (which I wipe up afterwards).

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I'm a fed also. We had a coworker who was going into the women's bathroom and peeing EVERYWHERE. I mean like squirting all over the walls, the floor and leaving a huge poop in the toilet too. It happened weekly. Our entire floor started monitoring the bathroom so we could figure out who did it and how (women can't squirt pee everywhere). We never did figure it out.

The men's bathroom here frequently has blood on the floor and all the men have complained.

WHY BLOOD?!

[Anonymous]

NP. I agree that public hair helps the stream. Bare means it sprays all over. One of the reasons I stopped with Brazilian waxes is that I hated having totally wet labia after peeing.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:NP. I agree that public hair helps the stream. Bare means it sprays all over. One of the reasons I stopped with Brazilian waxes is that I hated having totally wet labia after peeing.

This is true.

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Anonymous wrote:Several years ago when I worked in Fed Consulting, there was a nasty POS who would shit on the floor in the hallways at EPA. It took quite a few episodes before they got the security camera angled the right way to catch the person.

I've worked in many office buildings over the last 20 years but none have had as disgusting bathrooms as Federal buildings. Just nasty disgusting people who don't care.

What did they do to the jerk?

This happened at my office. He was fired and publicly shamed. It was someone I never thought it would be!

Did anyone ask these people WHY?

[Anonymous]

I tried sitting and wiping after doing a number 2 (Was previously a stander) and found it a lot more effective. These threads are useful at times.

[Anonymous]

I know men are reading this thread like WTF, LMAO

Women restrooms are so much more disgusting but mens restrooms smell like piss constantly.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:NP. I agree that public hair helps the stream. Bare means it sprays all over. One of the reasons I stopped with Brazilian waxes is that I hated having totally wet labia after peeing.

Interesting. I always thought the spraying was a result of childbirth.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I tried sitting and wiping after doing a number 2 (Was previously a stander) and found it a lot more effective. These threads are useful at times.

You're welcome!

[mjsmith]

Anonymous wrote:

You know the cleanest place in the bathroom is the toilet seat. The water faucet and door handles have tens of thousands more germs than the toilet seat.

Please, PP, what else you got? The sky is blue? It's not like I'm grabbing faucets and door handles with my bare hands. I barely like to even breathe in public restrooms!

wans't it great when we were much younger and our parents didn't know how dirty things were and we all turned out OK...

Surprisingly, the toilet seat has only 150 units of bacteria compared to the worst offender, the sink which has 50,000 units of bacteria! After washing your hands, you will likely want to dry them, this can also get tricky. If you have the option between the hot air dryer and paper towel – stick to one paper towel as studies show it is a far more superior at reducing bacteria from hands than any alternative. Other areas to avoid are the tap and the first and last thing we normally touch – the door handle. Make sure you use paper towel to open the door, or else your respectable hand washing effort will have gone to waste before you even leave the restroom.

There’s a 72% chance that your shopping cart has fecal bacteria on it (eww) and it’s also an easy way to pick up colds or the flu virus. It’s a good idea to carry anti-bacterial wipes to clean it off before shopping, especially if you have small children that tend to touch everything.

Two studies carried out in 2012 had rather shocking results. Researchers at the University of Guelph and University of Houston tested the surfaces of a combined 63 hotel rooms to review, among other things, the sanitary state of remote controls.

The results weren’t pretty. One study found that remote controls produced around 68 CFU/cm2 of bacteria. That’s more than eight times the amount found on the average public toilet surface (8 CFU/cm2), according to a different study by the University of Arizona.

[Anonymous]

How dirty are ipads?

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:NP. I agree that public hair helps the stream. Bare means it sprays all over. One of the reasons I stopped with Brazilian waxes is that I hated having totally wet labia after peeing.

This is true.

There is a reason for the hair.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I'm a fed also. We had a coworker who was going into the women's bathroom and peeing EVERYWHERE. I mean like squirting all over the walls, the floor and leaving a huge poop in the toilet too. It happened weekly. Our entire floor started monitoring the bathroom so we could figure out who did it and how (women can't squirt pee everywhere). We never did figure it out.

The men's bathroom here frequently has blood on the floor and all the men have complained.

Sounds like you may have had some transgender people you didn't know about, men in the women's room and women in the mens.