WTF, why don't you know how to use a bathroom?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My secret shame. One time at work I ate about a million cherries. They were delicious. But OMG. I literally ran to the bathroom and had explosive poop. I'm one of those people who squat so it got everywhere. And then I left. I still feel bad about it. However, it was a one time thing...

You are an animal. This is so disgusting. You really should be ashamed of yourself.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:As mentioned above, women spray pee when they squat, but just as an FYI, it's 1000 times worse (walls, floor, etc) if you're shaved/waxed. Doesn't excuse not wiping up after yourself.

In my old office we had all these issues, in addition to the woman who did seemed to perform some kind of monthly bathroom spin art with her tampon/diva cup.

What? You think a bush catches urine? God, I hope that's not true.

Bush 100% catches urine and guides the stream in one direction (the toilet) instead of spraying. This is fact - discussed at length w my closest girlfriends.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Wee spots on the toilet probably come from squatting. I never sit down on any public toilet. That would also explain wee puddles on the floor. Just sayin.

Then wipe up after yourself! How hard is that?!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Several years ago when I worked in Fed Consulting, there was a nasty POS who would shit on the floor in the hallways at EPA. It took quite a few episodes before they got the security camera angled the right way to catch the person.

I've worked in many office buildings over the last 20 years but none have had as disgusting bathrooms as Federal buildings. Just nasty disgusting people who don't care.

What did they do to the jerk?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My secret shame. One time at work I ate about a million cherries. They were delicious. But OMG. I literally ran to the bathroom and had explosive poop. I'm one of those people who squat so it got everywhere. And then I left. I still feel bad about it. However, it was a one time thing...

No excuse. That was a dick move

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:As mentioned above, women spray pee when they squat, but just as an FYI, it's 1000 times worse (walls, floor, etc) if you're shaved/waxed. Doesn't excuse not wiping up after yourself.

In my old office we had all these issues, in addition to the woman who did seemed to perform some kind of monthly bathroom spin art with her tampon/diva cup.

What? You think a bush catches urine? God, I hope that's not true.

Bush 100% catches urine and guides the stream in one direction (the toilet) instead of spraying. This is fact - discussed at length w my closest girlfriends.

Bullshit

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:As mentioned above, women spray pee when they squat, but just as an FYI, it's 1000 times worse (walls, floor, etc) if you're shaved/waxed. Doesn't excuse not wiping up after yourself.

In my old office we had all these issues, in addition to the woman who did seemed to perform some kind of monthly bathroom spin art with her tampon/diva cup.

What? You think a bush catches urine? God, I hope that's not true.

Bush 100% catches urine and guides the stream in one direction (the toilet) instead of spraying. This is fact - discussed at length w my closest girlfriends.

Bullshit

4/4 friends spray when bare and have no spray with hair. When I was pregnant and let things go for too long, i 100% saw (while squatting - tmi) how the hair kept the pee from spraying. Believe what you want but it's true.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:This is my office!

Same here

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I work at an "important office" in a Federal agency. Holy everything, people don't know how to properly use the bathroom. IT DRIVES ME CRAZY. From Phantom Poopers (per another post on here), to pee on the seat. WHAT THE HELL? If you are one of those people, PLEASE explain to me your rationale? Why are you peeing on the seat at a woman's bathroom, why do you leave your poop and your toilet paper unflushed, and WHY do you leave seat covers and toilet paper on the floor?

What's a phantom pooper?

Anyone?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Several years ago when I worked in Fed Consulting, there was a nasty POS who would shit on the floor in the hallways at EPA. It took quite a few episodes before they got the security camera angled the right way to catch the person.

I've worked in many office buildings over the last 20 years but none have had as disgusting bathrooms as Federal buildings. Just nasty disgusting people who don't care.

What did they do to the jerk?

This happened at my office. He was fired and publicly shamed. It was someone I never thought it would be!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:As mentioned above, women spray pee when they squat, but just as an FYI, it's 1000 times worse (walls, floor, etc) if you're shaved/waxed. Doesn't excuse not wiping up after yourself.

In my old office we had all these issues, in addition to the woman who did seemed to perform some kind of monthly bathroom spin art with her tampon/diva cup.

What? You think a bush catches urine? God, I hope that's not true.

Bush 100% catches urine and guides the stream in one direction (the toilet) instead of spraying. This is fact - discussed at length w my closest girlfriends.

Bullshit

4/4 friends spray when bare and have no spray with hair. When I was pregnant and let things go for too long, i 100% saw (while squatting - tmi) how the hair kept the pee from spraying. Believe what you want but it's true.

Do you wipe the bush then?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Several years ago when I worked in Fed Consulting, there was a nasty POS who would shit on the floor in the hallways at EPA. It took quite a few episodes before they got the security camera angled the right way to catch the person.

I've worked in many office buildings over the last 20 years but none have had as disgusting bathrooms as Federal buildings. Just nasty disgusting people who don't care.

What did they do to the jerk?

This happened at my office. He was fired and publicly shamed. It was someone I never thought it would be!

I'm the PP. I never heard what happened so than you for the follow up! All we heard was that he wasn't ill (mentally or otherwise). He was doing it to be a dick.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:My secret shame. One time at work I ate about a million cherries. They were delicious. But OMG. I literally ran to the bathroom and had explosive poop. I'm one of those people who squat so it got everywhere. And then I left. I still feel bad about it. However, it was a one time thing...

You are an animal. This is so disgusting. You really should be ashamed of yourself.

Yea, this. No fucking excuse.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:As mentioned above, women spray pee when they squat, but just as an FYI, it's 1000 times worse (walls, floor, etc) if you're shaved/waxed. Doesn't excuse not wiping up after yourself.

In my old office we had all these issues, in addition to the woman who did seemed to perform some kind of monthly bathroom spin art with her tampon/diva cup.

What? You think a bush catches urine? God, I hope that's not true.

Bush 100% catches urine and guides the stream in one direction (the toilet) instead of spraying. This is fact - discussed at length w my closest girlfriends.

Bullshit

4/4 friends spray when bare and have no spray with hair. When I was pregnant and let things go for too long, i 100% saw (while squatting - tmi) how the hair kept the pee from spraying. Believe what you want but it's true.

Do you wipe the bush then?

I will verify that hair keeps the pee from going all over. I hate when I'm waxed and the pee spreads to my labia. I'm not really wiping the "bush", which I consider the triangle, but wiping the labia hair, yes, it's wiping all the same parts.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I work at an "important office" in a Federal agency. Holy everything, people don't know how to properly use the bathroom. IT DRIVES ME CRAZY. From Phantom Poopers (per another post on here), to pee on the seat. WHAT THE HELL? If you are one of those people, PLEASE explain to me your rationale? Why are you peeing on the seat at a woman's bathroom, why do you leave your poop and your toilet paper unflushed, and WHY do you leave seat covers and toilet paper on the floor?

What's a phantom pooper?

Anyone?

Someone in the asshole thread mentioned that they are the office's phantom pooper, so I took it for this thread. It's the person who poops and leaves the poop in the toilet and disappears.