|
I have a few thoughts. I am a conservative voter. No, my head didn’t explode at the Puerto Rican flag. Puerto Rico is part of America. Why would my head explode? I thought it was an awesome fusion of cultures. Just because my political leanings are against illegal (keyword: illegal) immigration doesn’t mean I despise everything multicultural. It was a perfect show for Miami.
I went back and watched it again and I honestly feel that some of the shock value was from watching it one time. It seemed far less sexy the second time. Honestly, some weird camera angles probably are responsible for the most overtly sexy parts and that isn’t the fault of the performer. So what if she had a segment on a pole? Your kids only know it’s a “stripper pole” if you tell them. Otherwise, it’s simply a dance prop. Her moves on the pole were actually incredibly athletic. They weren’t “slutty” at all. No, she wasn’t “spread eagle on a pole” but for maybe a two second transition move. Shakira’s smile was pure, infectious joy. I mean, I smiled when she smiled. She was having SO much fun just doing what she loves. It’s just amazing that all the women who call for empowerment and for women to build up other women are tearing down two beautiful women who have built empires of their own. They have the beauty and the brains. Truly inspiring. |
Her dance move with the rapper guy was nothing you won’t see on the average wedding dance floor. Go back and re-watch it. Really not that bad. |
How do you sex? Jlo was fully clothed. She was dancing. |
The rapper guy is J. Balvin, who usually looks fine af. Didn't like his look last night. He pointed at her @ss. I don't get how that mimics sex. Google pics of him, he is hot! |
| Nice to see these old farts showing that high quality dancing is still possible at their ages. Well done. |
| Seeing Shakira belly dancing but also do the Zaghrouta hit me right in the feels. Arameans do it differently and it varies from country to country but it still made me proud to see her represent the Middle Eastern culture, even for a little bit," |
She would break somebody if sex was like that.
|
I guess the Puerto Rico comments are the fact Trump left them to die and starve after the tragedy. Also children can’t be illegal, you canT commit a civil crime by being with your parents when they commit a civil crime. |
Do you think you are clever? You’re not, maybe delusional but definitely not clever. JLo has been doing what JLo does since she started. Nothing about her halftime show was shocking except for people who have never seen her. |
OK, so let me get this straight. Here are some images captured from J.Lo's performance. I could capture more, but you get the idea. These types of dance moves are appropriate for children? Because Super Bowl has always been a family event. I guess not anymore. And don't tell me this is typical Latino dance stuff...sorry, I am Latino and I don't buy that.
|
|
We already said to put your precious poopsies to bed, or stick to Disney+.
Guess what you and your snot nose off spring are not the target demographic. |
Same as Cirque du Soleil! Same as athletes in skimpy clothes! They’re just dancing! Yay empowered women!! |
Seriously she looks like she’s having an orgasm in that second picture. |
Wow. Just wow. No wonder Trump is our president. |
| ^^^Oh come on. Have you never had an unflattering picture? Each of these photos is like 1/1000 of a second. Unclench. (Coming from a Republican, this is!) Go throw your little pink hat in the garbage and please never attend a women’s march again. And by the way, your precious little spawn should probably be in bed by 8:30, when the show started. |