The Kane Show (Part 4)

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Lol @ Danni saying she hates Paris. Language barrier is a rough thing... She can't explain to anyone how awesome she is! What a tragedy.

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I’m pregnant, big pregnant. I’m playing at the park with Munchie and there’s a demon playing there too. There’s a bunch of kids having a great time, but not Jimmy. Jimmy is a demon. He’s Macauly Culkin in The Good Son. He’s evil. I watch him wait until his mom looks away and then he does horrible faces at little tiny kids. Ugh awww Jimmy, keep your creepy ass away from me. I waddle to the other side of the playground. Munchie is enjoying herself. I hear Jimmy’s mom, “Jimmy, we don’t do that.” Jimmy is fu*king little kids up at the playground, get your kid! She has this soft tone, she ain’t scaring Jimmy. Jimmy’s little brother is there too. He’s sweet. Beyond sweet. He’s Elijah Wood in The Good Son. He’s helping the kids that Jimmy is torturing. I imagine he’s experienced the worst of Jimmy so he knows what it feels like. I feel really bad for him. He has to live with Jimmy every day? He lives with a demon and even worse, a mom who thinks the way to stop a demon is to tell him we don’t do that."

Editors and publishers will be beating her door down to publish this masterpiece.

What a joke.

Is she somehow trying to use Jimmy as a metaphor for Kane? If so, she did a terrible job.

What?? No. She doesn't get metaphors, much less write them.

Definitely not a metaphor. Way over her head. If she was going to talk about Kane she would just say Kane. Whatever gets her more comments and attention.

Well, but she can't really just say Kane. That's why she hasn't thus far. She can say all she wants how she's "not going to stay silent, needs to set an example for her girls", but at the end of the day she knows she can't say jack shit. I guarantee you there is most likely a lot more at stake for breaking an NDA than just not getting her severance. I would bet a company like iHeart and someone like Kane would pursue legal action for her doing so.

True, however if you remember back to the comment someone left her about a mama bear/papa bear story she makes it VERY obvious she is talking about Kane without actually saying his name. It was discussed in part 3, I believe.

Correct, but she still didn't say it, and if I'm recalling my proper grammatical terms, wasn't that whole story a metaphor for her time at TKS?

[Anonymous]

Like how 80% of her selfies hide her forehead, lol.

[Anonymous]

What the hell is this Danni fan talking about?

"People, some kids are BAD. Whether it is nature or nurture, there are really bad kids out there. Do you think rapists and serial killers come out of the womb as adults? No one is speaking of special needs children here."

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Danni is too dumb to use a metaphor with a real person/kid as the stand-in. That's why she ran with the "papa bear" metaphor that a fan started. Because she has the mental capacity of a 6 year old.

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Anonymous wrote:"To think I actually think jimmy is possessed means you don't get my humor lol. He was a bad ass kid who needed some serious discipline"

No, it means you didn't write this "story" in a humorous tone. You wrote it in a judgmental, negative tone.

This is what's pissing me off the most about this. She keeps saying "oh it's a joke laugh about it", "this story is supposed to be humorous". Nothing about what she wrote made it sound or appear as a "humorous" story. She went into even talking about how she feels bad for the kid's brother that has to deal with him. There's nothing funny about that, it was mean-spirited and now she's backpedaling because someone called her out.

Yes! She's the one who doesn't reveal her children's real names in an attempt to shelter them and keep their innocence (let's ignore for a moment how hypocritical this is bc she plasters their pictures and videos all over social media), yet she's publicly criticizing another child for the whole world to see. I just can't see where she found humor in this. Especially once she mentioned the kid spit in her kids face. I bet that wasn't funny in the moment. So why is it funny now? I think it's disgusting that she's not only trying to make light of a really unfortunate situation, but that she's using it for her own benefit. So in the snippets we've got strippers, racism, alcoholism and now danni trashing a child. Sounds like a winner.

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Anonymous wrote:What the hell is this Danni fan talking about?

"People, some kids are BAD. Whether it is nature or nurture, there are really bad kids out there. Do you think rapists and serial killers come out of the womb as adults? No one is speaking of special needs children here."

Jesus take the wheel, she's really digging her heels in on this one. How long until she deletes it?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Danni is too dumb to use a metaphor with a real person/kid as the stand-in. That's why she ran with the "papa bear" metaphor that a fan started. Because she has the mental capacity of a 6 year old.

LMFAO true so fucking true

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Back to the rerun vs live discussion for TKS... I hate to keep bringing the name up, but Peanut Butter's old show on G105, the Showgram... was fairly open about when they'd be out for a week and if it was just for the day, they'd post on Facebook about the best-of.

It is because Kane has too much of an ego to be considerate to his listeners. I do not buy this is a contract thing. I bet Howard Stern informs his listeners when he takes significant time off, and he is by far the biggest DJ out there.

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Anonymous wrote:What the hell is this Danni fan talking about?

"People, some kids are BAD. Whether it is nature or nurture, there are really bad kids out there. Do you think rapists and serial killers come out of the womb as adults? No one is speaking of special needs children here."

Jesus take the wheel, she's really digging her heels in on this one. How long until she deletes it?

It was a Danni fan who posted that, not Danni, but I agree with the "Jesus take the wheel."

So now Jimmy is a serial killer/rapist in the making? And it's his mom's fault for not disciplining him enough?

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"Ugh awwwww?"

That isn't even an expression. Not in English. That isn't a thing.

Does she mean "nuh-uh?" It's still slang, but at least it is a recognized slang expression. Her writing is like that of a self-absorbed middle school girl. Which makes sense, because I think that is where her maturity peaked.

[Anonymous]

The fact that even her dumdum fans have a problem with what she's saying is hilarious.

[Anonymous]

LOL wowwwww Danni liked the serial killer/rapist comment

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:What the hell is this Danni fan talking about?

"People, some kids are BAD. Whether it is nature or nurture, there are really bad kids out there. Do you think rapists and serial killers come out of the womb as adults? No one is speaking of special needs children here."

Oh good grief. She deserves to be dannis friend.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Lol @ Danni saying she hates Paris. Language barrier is a rough thing... She can't explain to anyone how awesome she is! What a tragedy.

She's an idiot. So uncultured, so classless.