Eva Amurri Martino (Susan Sarandon's daughter) and Kyle Martino Divorce

[Anonymous]

another vote for the gay theory

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Oookay so a couple hours ago she posted an instastory wearing that pearl ring Kyle gave her for their 8th anniversary. Except now she's calling it a "friendship ring" he gave her "to commemorate their 8 year marriage". WTAF.

Friendship ring screams gay hubs to me

Thinking same thing.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:These are fake celebrities. You follow these people?

I think Eva planted a dcum post to boost blog traffic. These people aren’t anyone, and it’s funny moms are so gullible that they buy into her sob story that she “was doing all the work.” Boo boo. She at least comes from money, that’s what they live on.

Haha, I'm the OP. And I'm definitely not Eva. I'm 1,000% positive she doesn't know about the existence of DCUM.

Anyway, this story is getting weirder as each day passes (w/more social media posts and more online articles). I wonder what's going to come out about this tomorrow.

My two current guesses (as outlandish as they seem...but are they?): Either 1) Kyle finally came out to her as gay at some point in the very recent months (and maybe was caught cheating with a man),
or 2) There's a question as to the paternity of baby #3.

Also, I found this article from 2011 about an MLS player when he came out: https://www.mlssoccer.com/post/2011/11/28/qa-david-testo-his-sexuality-career-and-new-identity
There's this paragraph:
"MLSsoccer.com: So nobody officially knew when you played with Columbus in MLS?

Testo: No, I hadn’t officially come out to anyone specifically in the organization. But there were pockets of people who knew. Some guys knew, because I just felt comfortable enough to have that conversation with them. Guys like Kyle Martino and Frankie Hejduk knew."

Obviously that could mean something, or absolutely nothing. ¯\_(?)_/¯

The attitudes and reactions displayed by both Eva and Kyle are just so bizarre considering the circumstances. Eva nonchalantly posted in her instastories today that she needs "a new ring vibe" since she is now no longer wearing her engagement/wedding/other rings gifted by Kyle. And she made a point to say she's been wearing those rings for nearly 10 years. I mean, that...is really sad. Yet, she's just like "Bloop! Need a new ring vibe, peeps!". And she JUST reset her engagement ring in the past year to make it her dream ring or something, and made a big deal about it.

This whole thing gets a big "WTF" from me. It's almost like they are trying to one-up Gwyneth's "conscious uncoupling" bullcrap.

I think a lot of these women are embarrassed to be single moms now. They put so much effort into showing off their rings, household wealth, and husbands that they didn't put enough effort into their marriage.

Now she and women like Meghan King Edmonds are raising 3 kids under 5 alone.

Er, she wasn’t parenting alone when she was married. She had a nighttime nanny.

She’s an independently wealthy woman whose career stalled and instead of just sticking to crafting, redecorating in the privacy of her own home, she’s addicted to social media having come of age in the overshare generation and pretends these highly stylized photo ops are real life. Good god, you just know because of all the white in the background in a home with two small kids—not a smear, scuff in sight. I call BS.

[Anonymous]

They’re so out of touch. Who live blogs/ insta stories/whatever the moving out-divorce day? Do they not understand this is exactly what their kids are going to be talking about in therapy a decade from now?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:They’re so out of touch. Who live blogs/ insta stories/whatever the moving out-divorce day? Do they not understand this is exactly what their kids are going to be talking about in therapy a decade from now?

Exactly. Just because the Dionne and Gosselin children were exploited for money doesn’t mean it’s okay. Stop trying to be an “influencer” and parent your GD kids.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:They’re so out of touch. Who live blogs/ insta stories/whatever the moving out-divorce day? Do they not understand this is exactly what their kids are going to be talking about in therapy a decade from now?

They don’t care. It’s all about them. The kids are just props for the perfect image they try to create.

[Anonymous]

He is waaaay too happy to be leaving that house:

https://people.com/parents/eva-amurri-martino-kyle-martino-moving-out-photo-after-split/

[Anonymous]

It’s odd that they are posting their nights out together and move-out day, complete with smiling kids. What are they trying to prove, and to whom? It’s a bit odd.

[Anonymous]

Major gay vibes from him.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:He is waaaay too happy to be leaving that house:

https://people.com/parents/eva-amurri-martino-kyle-martino-moving-out-photo-after-split/

Leaving 2 kids under 5 and a pregnant wife...I would be too. Especially if he's moving in with a long-time lover.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:These are fake celebrities. You follow these people?

I think Eva planted a dcum post to boost blog traffic. These people aren’t anyone, and it’s funny moms are so gullible that they buy into her sob story that she “was doing all the work.” Boo boo. She at least comes from money, that’s what they live on.

Haha, I'm the OP. And I'm definitely not Eva. I'm 1,000% positive she doesn't know about the existence of DCUM.

Anyway, this story is getting weirder as each day passes (w/more social media posts and more online articles). I wonder what's going to come out about this tomorrow.

My two current guesses (as outlandish as they seem...but are they?): Either 1) Kyle finally came out to her as gay at some point in the very recent months (and maybe was caught cheating with a man),
or 2) There's a question as to the paternity of baby #3.

Also, I found this article from 2011 about an MLS player when he came out: https://www.mlssoccer.com/post/2011/11/28/qa-david-testo-his-sexuality-career-and-new-identity
There's this paragraph:
"MLSsoccer.com: So nobody officially knew when you played with Columbus in MLS?

Testo: No, I hadn’t officially come out to anyone specifically in the organization. But there were pockets of people who knew. Some guys knew, because I just felt comfortable enough to have that conversation with them. Guys like Kyle Martino and Frankie Hejduk knew."

Obviously that could mean something, or absolutely nothing. ¯\_(?)_/¯

The attitudes and reactions displayed by both Eva and Kyle are just so bizarre considering the circumstances. Eva nonchalantly posted in her instastories today that she needs "a new ring vibe" since she is now no longer wearing her engagement/wedding/other rings gifted by Kyle. And she made a point to say she's been wearing those rings for nearly 10 years. I mean, that...is really sad. Yet, she's just like "Bloop! Need a new ring vibe, peeps!". And she JUST reset her engagement ring in the past year to make it her dream ring or something, and made a big deal about it.

This whole thing gets a big "WTF" from me. It's almost like they are trying to one-up Gwyneth's "conscious uncoupling" bullcrap.

I think a lot of these women are embarrassed to be single moms now. They put so much effort into showing off their rings, household wealth, and husbands that they didn't put enough effort into their marriage.

Now she and women like Meghan King Edmonds are raising 3 kids under 5 alone.

Er, she wasn’t parenting alone when she was married. She had a nighttime nanny.

She’s an independently wealthy woman whose career stalled and instead of just sticking to crafting, redecorating in the privacy of her own home, she’s addicted to social media having come of age in the overshare generation and pretends these highly stylized photo ops are real life. Good god, you just know because of all the white in the background in a home with two small kids—not a smear, scuff in sight. I call BS.

I wasn't talking about when she was married. Its weird you assume that the nighttime nanny is the primary second parent though. Where was the father and husband?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:These are fake celebrities. You follow these people?

I think Eva planted a dcum post to boost blog traffic. These people aren’t anyone, and it’s funny moms are so gullible that they buy into her sob story that she “was doing all the work.” Boo boo. She at least comes from money, that’s what they live on.

Haha, I'm the OP. And I'm definitely not Eva. I'm 1,000% positive she doesn't know about the existence of DCUM.

Anyway, this story is getting weirder as each day passes (w/more social media posts and more online articles). I wonder what's going to come out about this tomorrow.

My two current guesses (as outlandish as they seem...but are they?): Either 1) Kyle finally came out to her as gay at some point in the very recent months (and maybe was caught cheating with a man),
or 2) There's a question as to the paternity of baby #3.

Also, I found this article from 2011 about an MLS player when he came out: https://www.mlssoccer.com/post/2011/11/28/qa-david-testo-his-sexuality-career-and-new-identity
There's this paragraph:
"MLSsoccer.com: So nobody officially knew when you played with Columbus in MLS?

Testo: No, I hadn’t officially come out to anyone specifically in the organization. But there were pockets of people who knew. Some guys knew, because I just felt comfortable enough to have that conversation with them. Guys like Kyle Martino and Frankie Hejduk knew."

Obviously that could mean something, or absolutely nothing. ¯\_(?)_/¯

The attitudes and reactions displayed by both Eva and Kyle are just so bizarre considering the circumstances. Eva nonchalantly posted in her instastories today that she needs "a new ring vibe" since she is now no longer wearing her engagement/wedding/other rings gifted by Kyle. And she made a point to say she's been wearing those rings for nearly 10 years. I mean, that...is really sad. Yet, she's just like "Bloop! Need a new ring vibe, peeps!". And she JUST reset her engagement ring in the past year to make it her dream ring or something, and made a big deal about it.

This whole thing gets a big "WTF" from me. It's almost like they are trying to one-up Gwyneth's "conscious uncoupling" bullcrap.

I think a lot of these women are embarrassed to be single moms now. They put so much effort into showing off their rings, household wealth, and husbands that they didn't put enough effort into their marriage.

Now she and women like Meghan King Edmonds are raising 3 kids under 5 alone.

Er, she wasn’t parenting alone when she was married. She had a nighttime nanny.

She’s an independently wealthy woman whose career stalled and instead of just sticking to crafting, redecorating in the privacy of her own home, she’s addicted to social media having come of age in the overshare generation and pretends these highly stylized photo ops are real life. Good god, you just know because of all the white in the background in a home with two small kids—not a smear, scuff in sight. I call BS.

I wasn't talking about when she was married. Its weird you assume that the nighttime nanny is the primary second parent though. Where was the father and husband?

I didn’t say primary care giver. She and her husband were sleeping when the nanny dropped her kid. When she was married, she had night and day nannies. She’s not parenting “alone.”

[Anonymous]

Why would he not just come out? Wouldn’t that be easier?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:These are fake celebrities. You follow these people?

I think Eva planted a dcum post to boost blog traffic. These people aren’t anyone, and it’s funny moms are so gullible that they buy into her sob story that she “was doing all the work.” Boo boo. She at least comes from money, that’s what they live on.

Haha, I'm the OP. And I'm definitely not Eva. I'm 1,000% positive she doesn't know about the existence of DCUM.

Anyway, this story is getting weirder as each day passes (w/more social media posts and more online articles). I wonder what's going to come out about this tomorrow.

My two current guesses (as outlandish as they seem...but are they?): Either 1) Kyle finally came out to her as gay at some point in the very recent months (and maybe was caught cheating with a man),
or 2) There's a question as to the paternity of baby #3.

Also, I found this article from 2011 about an MLS player when he came out: https://www.mlssoccer.com/post/2011/11/28/qa-david-testo-his-sexuality-career-and-new-identity
There's this paragraph:
"MLSsoccer.com: So nobody officially knew when you played with Columbus in MLS?

Testo: No, I hadn’t officially come out to anyone specifically in the organization. But there were pockets of people who knew. Some guys knew, because I just felt comfortable enough to have that conversation with them. Guys like Kyle Martino and Frankie Hejduk knew."

Obviously that could mean something, or absolutely nothing. ¯\_(?)_/¯

The attitudes and reactions displayed by both Eva and Kyle are just so bizarre considering the circumstances. Eva nonchalantly posted in her instastories today that she needs "a new ring vibe" since she is now no longer wearing her engagement/wedding/other rings gifted by Kyle. And she made a point to say she's been wearing those rings for nearly 10 years. I mean, that...is really sad. Yet, she's just like "Bloop! Need a new ring vibe, peeps!". And she JUST reset her engagement ring in the past year to make it her dream ring or something, and made a big deal about it.

This whole thing gets a big "WTF" from me. It's almost like they are trying to one-up Gwyneth's "conscious uncoupling" bullcrap.

I think a lot of these women are embarrassed to be single moms now. They put so much effort into showing off their rings, household wealth, and husbands that they didn't put enough effort into their marriage.

Now she and women like Meghan King Edmonds are raising 3 kids under 5 alone.

Er, she wasn’t parenting alone when she was married. She had a nighttime nanny.

She’s an independently wealthy woman whose career stalled and instead of just sticking to crafting, redecorating in the privacy of her own home, she’s addicted to social media having come of age in the overshare generation and pretends these highly stylized photo ops are real life. Good god, you just know because of all the white in the background in a home with two small kids—not a smear, scuff in sight. I call BS.

I wasn't talking about when she was married. Its weird you assume that the nighttime nanny is the primary second parent though. Where was the father and husband?

I didn’t say primary care giver. She and her husband were sleeping when the nanny dropped her kid. When she was married, she had night and day nannies. She’s not parenting “alone.”

She's a single mom because by definition a woman raising her kids without the father figure is single and a mom. So is the father.

I'm not sure why you're bringing up a night nanny who was around in the first weeks after birth two years ago (and who severely damaged her child in the process) but its not really relevant now is it?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Why would he not just come out? Wouldn’t that be easier?

And stay married? What would that solve?