Eva Amurri Martino (Susan Sarandon's daughter) and Kyle Martino Divorce

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I haven’t read the entire thread, so maybe it’s been covered, but dear lord, she should be slapped for her kids’ names alone. Marlowe, Major, and Mateo Martino?! JFC.

What’s wrong with Mateo? I love that name. Marlowe is fine too. Major is a little odd, but it’s not crazy.

Mateo is a terrific name and Marlowe on its own is okay. But with the surname Martino? Gag.

[Anonymous]

Even though I feel like I’ve seen it all thx to the over sharing, it was good to see it all as a whole. Wonder where she and the “chef” will end up.

[Anonymous]

I think her fiance seems incredible - handsome (he looks a lot like Tim Robbins!), devoted to her and her kids, they clearly share many interests (cooking and travel) for starters.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:she's in over her head financially?

Well, that's the reasoning she gave for putting the house on the market. But I wonder if she said that to try and seem relatable.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:She’s engaged.

She should try to marry up. A wannabe chef hanging on her coat tail, which is already hanging on her mom's coat tail, isn't the way

+1 but it's hard when you already have 3 kids and aren't well educated, traditionally attractive, have a good job etc.

You have to bring something to the table to marry up

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:She’s engaged.

She should try to marry up. A wannabe chef hanging on her coat tail, which is already hanging on her mom's coat tail, isn't the way

+1 but it's hard when you already have 3 kids and aren't well educated, traditionally attractive, have a good job etc.

You have to bring something to the table to marry up

She’s not traditionally attractive?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:She’s engaged.

She should try to marry up. A wannabe chef hanging on her coat tail, which is already hanging on her mom's coat tail, isn't the way

+1 but it's hard when you already have 3 kids and aren't well educated, traditionally attractive, have a good job etc.

You have to bring something to the table to marry up

She’s not traditionally attractive?

No? How is this a question? She's at the same table with Bruce and Demi's girls. Maude Apatow sits there too as do other Hollywood spawn.

Not exactly scaring children but no, not particularly good looking either.

[Anonymous]

I think she is very beautiful and not in a cookie cutter barbie doll way, more European looking. She has a similar look to her mother.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:She’s engaged.

She should try to marry up. A wannabe chef hanging on her coat tail, which is already hanging on her mom's coat tail, isn't the way

+1 but it's hard when you already have 3 kids and aren't well educated, traditionally attractive, have a good job etc.

You have to bring something to the table to marry up

There are plenty of rich guys who would just count the proximity to fame as enough. (Not her fame, but her mom’s.)

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:She’s engaged.

She should try to marry up. A wannabe chef hanging on her coat tail, which is already hanging on her mom's coat tail, isn't the way

+1 but it's hard when you already have 3 kids and aren't well educated, traditionally attractive, have a good job etc.

You have to bring something to the table to marry up

She’s not traditionally attractive?

No? How is this a question? She's at the same table with Bruce and Demi's girls. Maude Apatow sits there too as do other Hollywood spawn.

Not exactly scaring children but no, not particularly good looking either.

Um no. Eva is really pretty and looks like her mother. Not comparable to Bruce and Demi’s girls at all.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:She’s engaged.

She should try to marry up. A wannabe chef hanging on her coat tail, which is already hanging on her mom's coat tail, isn't the way

+1 but it's hard when you already have 3 kids and aren't well educated, traditionally attractive, have a good job etc.

You have to bring something to the table to marry up

She’s not traditionally attractive?

She's fine. This is her years ago before all the procedures. I mean a solid 6-7 to me. But it would take a little something extra to marry up.
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[Anonymous]

Just thought you'd like to know Eva's gotten married again! Here's her wedding dress top:

https://toofab.com/2024/07/02/susan-sarandon-daughter-eva-amurri-slams-critics-wedding-dress-cleavage/

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Just thought you'd like to know Eva's gotten married again! Here's her wedding dress top:

https://toofab.com/2024/07/02/susan-sarandon-daughter-eva-amurri-slams-critics-wedding-dress-cleavage/

Ah, attention-seeking as always!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Just thought you'd like to know Eva's gotten married again! Here's her wedding dress top:

https://toofab.com/2024/07/02/susan-sarandon-daughter-eva-amurri-slams-critics-wedding-dress-cleavage/

Ah, attention-seeking as always!

It's so unflattering, like it's not even sexy which is what I presume she was going for.

[Anonymous]

I get throuple vibes from Eva, her ex and Ian. A very happy throuple.