Eva Amurri Martino (Susan Sarandon's daughter) and Kyle Martino Divorce

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:She is a nice person and I feel sorry for her about whatever is going on.

She's a liar. Her eight-year anniversary post was so sappy two weeks ago. Now she's getting a divorce? Please.

This I’m so over all the forced fake happiness. It is truly damaging to people trying to navigate ordinary relationships.

[Anonymous]

Bizzare

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:These are fake celebrities. You follow these people?

I think Eva planted a dcum post to boost blog traffic. These people aren’t anyone, and it’s funny moms are so gullible that they buy into her sob story that she “was doing all the work.” Boo boo. She at least comes from money, that’s what they live on.

Haha, I'm the OP. And I'm definitely not Eva. I'm 1,000% positive she doesn't know about the existence of DCUM.

Anyway, this story is getting weirder as each day passes (w/more social media posts and more online articles). I wonder what's going to come out about this tomorrow.

My two current guesses (as outlandish as they seem...but are they?): Either 1) Kyle finally came out to her as gay at some point in the very recent months (and maybe was caught cheating with a man),
or 2) There's a question as to the paternity of baby #3.

Also, I found this article from 2011 about an MLS player when he came out: https://www.mlssoccer.com/post/2011/11/28/qa-david-testo-his-sexuality-career-and-new-identity
There's this paragraph:
"MLSsoccer.com: So nobody officially knew when you played with Columbus in MLS?

Testo: No, I hadn’t officially come out to anyone specifically in the organization. But there were pockets of people who knew. Some guys knew, because I just felt comfortable enough to have that conversation with them. Guys like Kyle Martino and Frankie Hejduk knew."

Obviously that could mean something, or absolutely nothing. ¯\_(?)_/¯

The attitudes and reactions displayed by both Eva and Kyle are just so bizarre considering the circumstances. Eva nonchalantly posted in her instastories today that she needs "a new ring vibe" since she is now no longer wearing her engagement/wedding/other rings gifted by Kyle. And she made a point to say she's been wearing those rings for nearly 10 years. I mean, that...is really sad. Yet, she's just like "Bloop! Need a new ring vibe, peeps!". And she JUST reset her engagement ring in the past year to make it her dream ring or something, and made a big deal about it.

This whole thing gets a big "WTF" from me. It's almost like they are trying to one-up Gwyneth's "conscious uncoupling" bullcrap.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:These are fake celebrities. You follow these people?

I think Eva planted a dcum post to boost blog traffic. These people aren’t anyone, and it’s funny moms are so gullible that they buy into her sob story that she “was doing all the work.” Boo boo. She at least comes from money, that’s what they live on.

Haha, I'm the OP. And I'm definitely not Eva. I'm 1,000% positive she doesn't know about the existence of DCUM.

Anyway, this story is getting weirder as each day passes (w/more social media posts and more online articles). I wonder what's going to come out about this tomorrow.

My two current guesses (as outlandish as they seem...but are they?): Either 1) Kyle finally came out to her as gay at some point in the very recent months (and maybe was caught cheating with a man),
or 2) There's a question as to the paternity of baby #3.

Also, I found this article from 2011 about an MLS player when he came out: https://www.mlssoccer.com/post/2011/11/28/qa-david-testo-his-sexuality-career-and-new-identity
There's this paragraph:
"MLSsoccer.com: So nobody officially knew when you played with Columbus in MLS?

Testo: No, I hadn’t officially come out to anyone specifically in the organization. But there were pockets of people who knew. Some guys knew, because I just felt comfortable enough to have that conversation with them. Guys like Kyle Martino and Frankie Hejduk knew."

Obviously that could mean something, or absolutely nothing. ¯\_(?)_/¯

The attitudes and reactions displayed by both Eva and Kyle are just so bizarre considering the circumstances. Eva nonchalantly posted in her instastories today that she needs "a new ring vibe" since she is now no longer wearing her engagement/wedding/other rings gifted by Kyle. And she made a point to say she's been wearing those rings for nearly 10 years. I mean, that...is really sad. Yet, she's just like "Bloop! Need a new ring vibe, peeps!". And she JUST reset her engagement ring in the past year to make it her dream ring or something, and made a big deal about it.

This whole thing gets a big "WTF" from me. It's almost like they are trying to one-up Gwyneth's "conscious uncoupling" bullcrap.

I think a lot of these women are embarrassed to be single moms now. They put so much effort into showing off their rings, household wealth, and husbands that they didn't put enough effort into their marriage.

Now she and women like Meghan King Edmonds are raising 3 kids under 5 alone.

[Anonymous]

I totally forgot about the new engagement ring. I double-checked her blog and she got it just last Christmas. Also in February she wrote a whole blog post about how they met and how lucky she was and how they went on to live "happily eva after." So in less than a year they've: moved into and started massive renovations on a home that, if I'm not mistaken, is on the east coast to be closer to his work, upgraded her engagement ring, and, of course, intentionally gotten pregnant with a third child that they originally said they weren't going to have. When she posted about their decision to have baby #3, she said that'd she'd officially decided she was on board with having a third kid in June (so just 5 months ago) and she'd planned to try through the end of this holiday season (she just happened to get pregnant right away). So unless they're being outright deceptive, which I suppose they're entitled to, as of 5 months ago they were planning on still being together and trying for a baby right now. She says the decision to split wasn't made "a day or even a month ago" and they're "far in their personal process," but I just cannot fathom a mindset in which you decide to have another kid knowing that a breakup is likely imminent.

Btw, he commented today on her "thank you" IG post: "You're an incredible person, remarkable mother, & amazing partner. So grateful we had the courage to make the hard call for the benefit of our children. They are a gift I still can't believe we are lucky enough to have. I will always have your back and stand by you as we raise these amazing kids. Love you Buster." Because nothing says "you're an amazing partner" like getting a divorce. And of course there's her nonchalant posting of them hanging out as "office buddies" and her needing new ~*~ring vibes~*~ merely a day or two after they've publicly announced the end of their 10+ year relationship.

The timing and tone of this whole thing just could not be more odd.

[Anonymous]

I too just wasted time in the Eva rabbit hole. She's awful. Self absorbed and materialistic and showy and banal (and I never use that word) and self involved and perhaps a bit pathological. Seriously, do something that might be good for someone else, instead of blogging about worthless crap like your engagement ring. Even her "devastating miscarriage" story was gross, in that she was barely pregnant and there's little likelihood that she heard the heartbeat "multiple times" as she was nine weeks along. Feel free to bash away, but yes, I had multiple early miscarriages and didn't feel the need to shout them to the world nor call them devastating. My friend who lost a child at 28 weeks or people whose babies are stillborn at ~40 weeks? That's devastating.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I totally forgot about the new engagement ring. I double-checked her blog and she got it just last Christmas. Also in February she wrote a whole blog post about how they met and how lucky she was and how they went on to live "happily eva after." So in less than a year they've: moved into and started massive renovations on a home that, if I'm not mistaken, is on the east coast to be closer to his work, upgraded her engagement ring, and, of course, intentionally gotten pregnant with a third child that they originally said they weren't going to have. When she posted about their decision to have baby #3, she said that'd she'd officially decided she was on board with having a third kid in June (so just 5 months ago) and she'd planned to try through the end of this holiday season (she just happened to get pregnant right away). So unless they're being outright deceptive, which I suppose they're entitled to, as of 5 months ago they were planning on still being together and trying for a baby right now. She says the decision to split wasn't made "a day or even a month ago" and they're "far in their personal process," but I just cannot fathom a mindset in which you decide to have another kid knowing that a breakup is likely imminent.

Btw, he commented today on her "thank you" IG post: "You're an incredible person, remarkable mother, & amazing partner. So grateful we had the courage to make the hard call for the benefit of our children. They are a gift I still can't believe we are lucky enough to have. I will always have your back and stand by you as we raise these amazing kids. Love you Buster." Because nothing says "you're an amazing partner" like getting a divorce. And of course there's her nonchalant posting of them hanging out as "office buddies" and her needing new ~*~ring vibes~*~ merely a day or two after they've publicly announced the end of their 10+ year relationship.

The timing and tone of this whole thing just could not be more odd.

A week before Thanksgiving and a month before Xmas on top of that.

[Anonymous]

He went to UVA

[Anonymous]

Oookay so a couple hours ago she posted an instastory wearing that pearl ring Kyle gave her for their 8th anniversary. Except now she's calling it a "friendship ring" he gave her "to commemorate their 8 year marriage". WTAF.

[Anonymous]

You're SHOCKED at the SUDDEN NEWS of...a famous person's daughter divorcing? Who cares about any of this?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Oookay so a couple hours ago she posted an instastory wearing that pearl ring Kyle gave her for their 8th anniversary. Except now she's calling it a "friendship ring" he gave her "to commemorate their 8 year marriage". WTAF.

Friendship ring screams gay hubs to me

[Anonymous]

Kyle posted a pic on his Instagram profile today of Eva and the kids with the caption "move out day", and saying he couldn't have asked for a better send-off crew. Ok. Looks like all is hunky-dory.

[Anonymous]

A quick look at his instagram - their little boy looks like he has Asian features. And Kyle definitely could be gay.

Sounds like there are a few possible reasons as to why this marriage ended

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:A quick look at his instagram - their little boy looks like he has Asian features. And Kyle definitely could be gay.

Sounds like there are a few possible reasons as to why this marriage ended

I don't think they're a perfect family or were but come on - that kid looks just like him.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:+1 on the gay hypothesis. Don't know who these people are but after googling some photos, definitely gay. Would also explain why they are on good terms so soon after.

Bingo!