Eva Amurri Martino (Susan Sarandon's daughter) and Kyle Martino Divorce

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Anonymous wrote:Just thought you'd like to know Eva's gotten married again! Here's her wedding dress top:

https://toofab.com/2024/07/02/susan-sarandon-daughter-eva-amurri-slams-critics-wedding-dress-cleavage/

Ah, attention-seeking as always!

It's so unflattering, like it's not even sexy which is what I presume she was going for.

Agree. Just looks like a cheap dress and no alterations done. Had there been any lift / support would have been better.

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That dress was very ill-fitting.

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Perfect dress for motor-boatin'

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Her new husband looks like Tim Robbins 🤔

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Anonymous wrote:She’s engaged.

She should try to marry up. A wannabe chef hanging on her coat tail, which is already hanging on her mom's coat tail, isn't the way

+1 but it's hard when you already have 3 kids and aren't well educated, traditionally attractive, have a good job etc.

You have to bring something to the table to marry up

She’s not traditionally attractive?

No? How is this a question? She's at the same table with Bruce and Demi's girls. Maude Apatow sits there too as do other Hollywood spawn.

Not exactly scaring children but no, not particularly good looking either.

But why the assumption that celebrities would produce gorgeous children? It's a faulty one.

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Anonymous wrote:Just thought you'd like to know Eva's gotten married again! Here's her wedding dress top:

https://toofab.com/2024/07/02/susan-sarandon-daughter-eva-amurri-slams-critics-wedding-dress-cleavage/

Ah, attention-seeking as always!

Well her mother has always loved to display them...a lot. That's sexy to them

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Anonymous wrote:She’s selling her house for $4 million!!!

Is it listed yet?

https://kmscompass.com/46-wright-street

It’s hideous!

Which one is hers?

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It's just so sad. Too much blush on an older bride, the narrative smile ("I'm so happy. Everything is fine."), and that dress! Such a try-hard.

Go, be happy! Get out of the public eye and build a life for yourself. Put down the camera.

Like them or not, her parents are quite political. She couldn't become a nepo baby on screen, so follow them into the do-gooder field. Take up a cause. Hell, take up gardening.

Just go away quietly and raise well-mannered, intelligent children, who know their parents love them. Give yourself that mission and that peace.

That blush is killing me.

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Didn’t she drop Major on his head as a baby?

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Anonymous wrote:Didn’t she drop Major on his head as a baby?

Guess he ended up ok, otherwise she would have changed his name to Minor.

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Look at the funbags on that hosehound! Perfect set of jubblies

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Dress looks like it hurts. They’re not super supported.

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At 39, it's speaks volumes that the first three words of any headlines are Susan Sarandon's daughter....

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With so many girls binding their chests, it refreshing to see someone proud of their tatas.

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The dude looks closeted.