High waisted jeans aren't flattering

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This is misleading because the left is either the wrong size or a a poor fit. The right still makes her butt cheeks look strangely long.

Please stop all deluding yourselves that you look attractive in mom jeans. You don’t. You just don’t.


Is that Lindsey Lohan?? Looks equally bad. Some women should just stay away from jeans. Any jeans.


Newsflash: all women have different bodies and most don’t look like Giselle or size 00.


+1. The lady looks totally fine in the right picture. There’s nothing hanging out, and the jeans look like they fit comfortably. People are unnecessarily critical.


She looks fine, if you consider having a 2.5 foot long ass fine.


If a woman is wearing a dress, do you think her ass goes all the way to her shoulders, just because the fabric does?

I don't get this. She looks like her ass begins where the yoke sits. That's the part of the yoke. And then there is fabric up to her natural waist.

This isn't challenging.






You are using strange terms to explain exactly what causes the illusion of a 2.5 ft long ass. Your dress example holds not water, because the pants are forms fitting. I hope you don't wear your dresses that tight.
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Your dresses are mumus? Okay.

If you are this confused about fabric, I hope there are things in life you find less difficult to understand.
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PS: a "yoke" is a tailoring term. It has been around since Sanskrit. Try to catch up.
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Anonymous wrote:I look at the pictures on madewell and it seems like a great big box shape over the waistline/ crotch area. Just acres of blue fabric. Not so attractive.


More attractive than this?

And be honest -- this is every woman in low-rise jeans.

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I look much better in high rise jeans than low rise. It's figure dependent.
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Anonymous wrote:PS: a "yoke" is a tailoring term. It has been around since Sanskrit. Try to catch up.




Ew
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This is misleading because the left is either the wrong size or a a poor fit. The right still makes her butt cheeks look strangely long.

Please stop all deluding yourselves that you look attractive in mom jeans. You don’t. You just don’t.


Is that Lindsey Lohan?? Looks equally bad. Some women should just stay away from jeans. Any jeans.


Newsflash: all women have different bodies and most don’t look like Giselle or size 00.


Newsflash: just wear a dress.
Men would agree.
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Anonymous wrote:For the high waist lovers: where, in relation to your belly button, is the top of your high waisted jeans?


Most high rise jeans sit below my belly button. I have to look for the ultra high or super high styles to hit my bellybutton or above.

For reference, I’m 5’3”.

I love high waist jeans.
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Anonymous wrote:Looking forward to this trend fading away. I have tried various brands and iterations (skinnies and flares) and they look awful on me. They make my butt look long and even flatter than it looks normally and add about 10 pounds-I can't wear them (I have a slim, boyish type shape). I think only women (primarily young women) with small waists, curvy, round rear ends and at least somewhat long legs can rock this trend well.


Thanks for sharing! Now go back to wear what you want to wear and leave other women alone. And no I don't wear them but, don't care if others do.
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This is misleading because the left is either the wrong size or a a poor fit. The right still makes her butt cheeks look strangely long.

Please stop all deluding yourselves that you look attractive in mom jeans. You don’t. You just don’t.


Is that Lindsey Lohan?? Looks equally bad. Some women should just stay away from jeans. Any jeans.


Newsflash: all women have different bodies and most don’t look like Giselle or size 00.


Newsflash: just wear a dress.
Men would agree.


Dp Newsflash: If men like dresses than they can wear them. I hate dresses and don't need a man to tell me what to wear!
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This is misleading because the left is either the wrong size or a a poor fit. The right still makes her butt cheeks look strangely long.

Please stop all deluding yourselves that you look attractive in mom jeans. You don’t. You just don’t.


Disagree. The right side shows a naturally shaped body. The left has the obviously horrible muffin top (and that is not a fit problem; it is is a design problem), and it smooshes the butt into a displaced hip flare.





The model is kind of doughy, though and if she sized up, the pair on the left would be fine. Just because you wish you wore a single digit size doesn't mean you should.


No, if she wore a size up, they would slip down her legs, be baggy in the crotch and thigh, and she'd be tugging them constantly, but she would still have a muffin top and an even bigger plumbers crack problem upon bending or stooping.
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Anonymous wrote:They look good on me! 5’11” and 130 lbs.

God, what doesn't look good on you?


Any item requiring curves.
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The people clinging to the low-rise on the left are definitely 40-ish women. No man would like the picture on the left more than the one on the right. Men like curves and cheeks, not boyish flat low butts.
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High waist = mom jeans
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Anonymous wrote:High waist = mom jeans

High waist= granny panties
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