Marry a man who brings you coffee in bed every morning

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:men, marry a woman who give you a ___ every morning in bed

Rare as hen's teeth. A unicorn. You won't find any on DCUM that's for damn sure.

*raising hand while blushing

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I make coffee in a french press and take my wife a cup every morning. On Saturday and Sunday I get back in bed and drink coffee with her. She gets on top of me and stretches while we’re talking and drinking. She’s very athletic and doesn’t wear much too bed so its a win-win.

I've seen this before. You've posted this before.

Yeah, I believe it was in a thread about your kid walking in on you during an inappropriate time. That was me.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:men, marry a woman who give you a ___ every morning in bed

Rare as hen's teeth. A unicorn. You won't find any on DCUM that's for damn sure.

*raising hand while blushing

My ex was like that too. Not in the morning consistently, but every day. She just LOVED to do it and was very talented.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:men, marry a woman who give you a ___ every morning in bed

Rare as hen's teeth. A unicorn. You won't find any on DCUM that's for damn sure.

*raising hand while blushing

My ex was like that too. Not in the morning consistently, but every day. She just LOVED to do it and was very talented.

Yet she’s your ex, sorry to hear!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:men, marry a woman who give you a ___ every morning in bed

Rare as hen's teeth. A unicorn. You won't find any on DCUM that's for damn sure.

*raising hand while blushing

My ex was like that too. Not in the morning consistently, but every day. She just LOVED to do it and was very talented.

Yet she’s your ex, sorry to hear!

Yeah, it’s too bad. She was a cheater and a budding alcaholic. Her ridiculous skillset is really the only thing I miss.

[Anonymous]

Big belly, didn't do night feedings, doesn't pack lunches, never washes my clothes, doesn't put dirty clothes in hamper or clean clothes in closet. Won't clear dirty dishes. Books all flights and vacations, pays all bills, does all computer stuff - yay!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I make coffee in a french press and take my wife a cup every morning. On Saturday and Sunday I get back in bed and drink coffee with her. She gets on top of me and stretches while we’re talking and drinking. She’s very athletic and doesn’t wear much too bed so its a win-win.

I've seen this before. You've posted this before.

Haha, i was just about to comment this as well. You’ve posted about this “stretching” routine. We get it.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I make coffee in a french press and take my wife a cup every morning. On Saturday and Sunday I get back in bed and drink coffee with her. She gets on top of me and stretches while we’re talking and drinking. She’s very athletic and doesn’t wear much too bed so its a win-win.

I've seen this before. You've posted this before.

Haha, i was just about to comment this as well. You’ve posted about this “stretching” routine. We get it.

Yep, sorry for the repost. Seemed relevant to the thread.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My friend's H takes her car out in the evening if it is low on gas and fills it up.

My husband does this too. I am very appreciative of it

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:My friend's H takes her car out in the evening if it is low on gas and fills it up.

My husband does this too. I am very appreciative of it

How do you get them to do that? Mine takes my car, drives it, parks it empty in front of the house and complains the next morning because it didn't spawn gas overnight.

[Anonymous]

I've been married to a man for nearly 25 years who keeps surprising me with what he says. He's just funny, hilarious. And wicket smart with great common sense. He gives me a foot rub almost every night, and has my back at all times. And I have his. We're a team. Our kids know this, too.

As you get older, the superficial stuff fades away along with your looks. My husband doesn't bring me coffee in bed, but he did after a hospital stay when I needed it the most. He took time off from work during that time to make sure I was okay. And I would do the same, no questions asked.

I'm with him for life. That's love.

[Anonymous]

I'm always up before my DH. When he comes into the kitchen and I'm sitting at the counter he kisses me on the cheek and lightly rubs my bottom. Then he gets his own cup of coffee.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I always say

Marry a man who will do the night feedings

I didn’t miss a single night of sleep during the newborn stage.

Me, neither (but I've got the boobies)

At that point they’re not yours. They’re communal.

[Anonymous]

As it is written....

https://www.etsy.com/listing/290270679/all-men-should-make-coffee-for-their?ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=hebrews%20coffee&ref=sc_gallery-1-1&plkey=fc7644293eea3cb895acfe31d129f97b16a63b9e:290270679

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Ladies - marry a man like my husband who always puts his clothes in the hamper, puts the seat down, wipes the counter after he shaves, and washes dishes and picks up toys every night while I put the kids to bed. He comes home from work with milk or other staples “because I noticed we were running low”. He throws a load of wash in “becuase the hamper was full”. He powers through colds and back pain like a mom would.

You don’t have to put up with bumbling, incompetent men. There are men out there who are observant, capable and responsible adults who don’t have to be nagged to be contributing members of the household.

Oh yeah, he also makes coffee every morning.

How do I raise one of these. My ex husband is almost 60 and still ears Lean Cuisine for dinner. I fear fo my son's future.