Marry a man who brings you coffee in bed every morning

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:DH here. I do this! Not the codfee part, the other sruff.

HA!

[Anonymous]

Mine makes breakfast every weekend for all of us; packs kids' lunches for school, does the grocery shopping and does most of the cooking and does a lot with kids' activities and fixes stuff around the house. I'm pretty spoiled and yes, I did tell him how much I appreciate him, and yes, he gets regular sex.

But many women on dcum wouldn't want him because he's got a big belly.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I always say

Marry a man who will do the night feedings

I didn’t miss a single night of sleep during the newborn stage.

Me, neither (but I've got the boobies)

I pumped so he could do some of the night feeds.. dp.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Marry a hard worker. That's my #1 tip. Being a non lazy person myself I don't think I could go through life watching someone sit on their ass on the couch doing nothing while I work. I'm always shocked when BILs and friend's husbands don't lift a finger when they visit and they park themselves in front of sports.

+1 I see this, too. When I go over a friend's house for a get together, she's always doing stuff in the kitchen and so I help her. He's always in front of the tv. When we have get togethers, my DH is right there with me in the kitchen. Everyone hangs out in there.

[Anonymous]

I don't drink coffee, so that wouldn't be great for me.

[Anonymous]

men, marry a woman who give you a ___ every morning in bed

[Anonymous]

and WHO do you think is going to have to take that coffee cup to the dishwasher

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:men, marry a woman who give you a ___ every morning in bed

Rare as hen's teeth. A unicorn. You won't find any on DCUM that's for damn sure.

[Anonymous]

I want him to leave me alone at 630 in th Morning, unless I am working.

[Anonymous]

I get up and make coffee every morning, make the kids' lunches and breakfasts and walk the dog three times a day. I do almost all laundry and dishes. My wife is annoyed that I don't also serve her coffee in bed every morning. Really.

Nights when I work late on a client deadline, she still expects me to get up to make her coffee, even if the kids don't have school and I'm exhausted. If I don't she makes sure to make as much noise as possible so that I know she's mad.

It would never occur to her to bring me coffee or anything else.

[Anonymous]

I make coffee in a french press and take my wife a cup every morning. On Saturday and Sunday I get back in bed and drink coffee with her. She gets on top of me and stretches while we’re talking and drinking. She’s very athletic and doesn’t wear much too bed so its a win-win.

[Anonymous]

I don't like to drink my coffee in bed.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I always say

Marry a man who will do the night feedings

I didn’t miss a single night of sleep during the newborn stage.

Me, neither (but I've got the boobies)

I pumped so he could do some of the night feeds.. dp.

Pumping just didn't work for me. I'd still wake up at night, and so what was the point? Better to just nurse for us. DH did many many many other things. Not complaining!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I make coffee in a french press and take my wife a cup every morning. On Saturday and Sunday I get back in bed and drink coffee with her. She gets on top of me and stretches while we’re talking and drinking. She’s very athletic and doesn’t wear much too bed so its a win-win.

I've seen this before. You've posted this before.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:and WHO do you think is going to have to take that coffee cup to the dishwasher

The person who drinks the coffee???? Even my kids know that.