DH would rather have grilled chicken than sex

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:So, did you make the chicken?

Yes, and I served it to him in his office along with a cold Diet Coke. Maybe I should withhold on the excellent service - it gives him zero incentive to do anything for me.

This right here is your problem.

[Anonymous]

Your sammiches must be unbelievably good.

[Anonymous]

The thing that surprises me most about this post is how many PPs have reading comprehensive issues. It was a chicken salad, not sandwich! I realize this isn't material, but I can't believe how many times I've seen sandwich mentioned!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Are you fat?

No! I'm super fit! I'd actually just gotten back from my daily 5k run and had a shower. It wouldn't have taken long at all!

That's how you "work at home"?

Yes. People go to the gym at lunch, right??

Some people. But then they eat their packed lunches at their desks. They don't go try to hit up their coworkers for sex, then take time to prepare their lunches.

He was probably irritated that he was trying to work and you were up and and about, in and out of the house, and probably in out of his office asking him to pay attention to you.

[jsteele]

Anonymous wrote:This has to be fried Tina. Jeff is it her???

There is no evidence to suggest it is and some evidence to suggest it is not. But, please don't post this question in threads. That can be disrupting and I would never see it anyway (I received multiple reports in this case). If you want to bring my attention to a post, please use the "report" button.

[Anonymous]

I know what Im having for lunch today

[Anonymous]

That sounds good, smart man...knows what's important in life. lol

[Anonymous]

That and a malt sounds really good. Sex isn't everything except on tv.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The thing that surprises me most about this post is how many PPs have reading comprehensive issues. It was a chicken salad, not sandwich! I realize this isn't material, but I can't believe how many times I've seen sandwich mentioned!

I recently had chicken salad on tomato herb bread, it was great. Chicken salad with dried cranberries, all the fixings would win. No doubt about it.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:DH and I both worked from home today. I tried to get him to come out of his home office for some mid-day action. He said he was too busy, but then asked me to make him a grilled chicken salad for lunch. I was like WTF. He never initiates, but asking for a grilled chicken instead of sex is just insulting, right?

No, you sound young. You're doing something right with the lunch menu though.

[Anonymous]

He was busy working. Get over it.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Your sammiches must be unbelievably good.

He'd prefer she make him a sammich instead of giving him a blowie

[Anonymous]

so, grilled chicken 1 - op's sex 0

you better up your performance, op. it's embarrassing.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:DH and I both worked from home today. I tried to get him to come out of his home office for some mid-day action. He said he was too busy, but then asked me to make him a grilled chicken salad for lunch. I was like WTF. He never initiates, but asking for a grilled chicken instead of sex is just insulting, right?

Obviously, you are better in the kitchen than bedroom.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:DH and I both worked from home today. I tried to get him to come out of his home office for some mid-day action. He said he was too busy, but then asked me to make him a grilled chicken salad for lunch. I was like WTF. He never initiates, but asking for a grilled chicken instead of sex is just insulting, right?

Depends.

How fit, cute and warm is the chicken, compared to you?