DH would rather have grilled chicken than sex

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Are you fat?

No! I'm super fit! I'd actually just gotten back from my daily 5k run and had a shower. It wouldn't have taken long at all!

That's how you "work at home"?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Yes, tell us more about this sandwich!

Thought it said salad. Chicken. Not fried tuna.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:How good is your chicken sandwich?

I'm a phenomenal cook.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Are you fat?

No! I'm super fit! I'd actually just gotten back from my daily 5k run and had a shower. It wouldn't have taken long at all!

That's how you "work at home"?

Yes. People go to the gym at lunch, right??

[Anonymous]

When my wife and I have the same work at home day, and I'm crabby, she calls it Jerk at Home day.

[Anonymous]

I hate working at home when my husband does. Why not sex first then he works while you make the chicken?

Ps, my dh is kind of like that too. Makes me miss my ex-bfs.

[Anonymous]

I'm like your husband. Sorry.

[Anonymous]

I'm sorry OP but your title made me laugh out loud.

[Anonymous]

Did you use Google to find out if "grilled chicken" is a crazy sex act first?
Maybe your husband is complaining to his friends that he was all ready for some chicken action and you actually walked in with a sandwich and beverage when he was expecting to make your wings hot, or whatever.
I wouldn't be so hasty to cook the next time he wants some, wink wink, tuna on wheat.

[Anonymous]

Low T, cheating or gay?

My husband would jump on any opportunity for sex.

My friend routinely says that her husband wants sex all the time and wouldn't be deterred even if she had red fire ants running out of her vagina.

So, what's wrong with your husband?

[Anonymous]

Mine is like this too. Never initiates, rarely picks up on my initiating, and the sex we do have is verrrry vanilla. We've talked about it and he chalks it up to being tired, but won't take steps to, for example, go to bed earlier.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:So, did you make the chicken?

Yes, and I served it to him in his office along with a cold Diet Coke. Maybe I should withhold on the excellent service - it gives him zero incentive to do anything for me.

I could've helped you OP.

[Anonymous]

Sounds like he made the right choice

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:How good is your chicken sandwich?

I'm a phenomenal cook.

How does it compare to your skills in bed? So far this sounds like a rational choice.

[Anonymous]

gay. sorry!