DH would rather have grilled chicken than sex

Anonymous
I get it, op. My dh chose to go to work instead of banging me for 2 min yesterday morning. He didn't even have to get undressed for it. I was pissed.
Anonymous
It could be worse. Mi e prefers fried chicken over sex.
Anonymous
Sometimes, you just need a chicken salad.
Wish someone would make me one.
Anonymous
Can you possibly make me a sandwich too? No strings attached.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:Can you possibly make me a sandwich too? No strings attached.


Sure, chicken all around
Anonymous
Just get in there and nibble on his ear and sit on him in the chair.

Check first he's not on a Skype call.

Then tell him to make his own lunch.
Anonymous
My DH would have grilled me chicken if I offered him midday sex. You need to play harder to get.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:It could be worse. Mi e prefers fried chicken over sex.


Make it spicy fried chicken and I'd have to agree.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:I get it, op. My dh chose to go to work instead of banging me for 2 min yesterday morning. He didn't even have to get undressed for it. I was pissed.


It never just takes 2 minutes, silly girl.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Maybe he actually has to work when he works from home. Guys are not actually as sex obsessed as the media would have you believe.


Yes we are.


Oh yeah
Anonymous
No like sex and drinks Diet Coke

What kind of man is this?
Anonymous
Sounds like my DH. I don't cook for him.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:When my wife and I have the same work at home day, and I'm crabby, she calls it Jerk at Home day.


LOL.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:I get it, op. My dh chose to go to work instead of banging me for 2 min yesterday morning. He didn't even have to get undressed for it. I was pissed.


It never just takes 2 minutes, silly girl.


If you pound it pretty hard before you get it hot it is done in two minutes.

The chicken I mean.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:That would only correlate if he stopped working and took the time to make grilled chicken for lunch himself.


Yes! This thread is driving me crazy.
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