DH would rather have grilled chicken than sex

[Anonymous]

DH and I both worked from home today. I tried to get him to come out of his home office for some mid-day action. He said he was too busy, but then asked me to make him a grilled chicken salad for lunch. I was like WTF. He never initiates, but asking for a grilled chicken instead of sex is just insulting, right?

[Anonymous]

Is this the tuna poster?

[Anonymous]

How old is he?

[Anonymous]

Are you fat?

[Anonymous]

Maybe he actually has to work when he works from home. Guys are not actually as sex obsessed as the media would have you believe.

[Anonymous]

Have sex w1th your neighbor. He m1ght be your s0ul m@te

[Anonymous]

Hahahahahahahaha ha!

[Anonymous]

That would only correlate if he stopped working and took the time to make grilled chicken for lunch himself.

[Anonymous]

So, did you make the chicken?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Maybe he actually has to work when he works from home. Guys are not actually as sex obsessed as the media would have you believe.

Yes we are.

[Anonymous]

Yes, tell us more about this sandwich!

[Anonymous]

The wife burst open the door in a crotchless super girl costume and purred " super sex"!


The husband said " I'll have the soup "

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Are you fat?

No! I'm super fit! I'd actually just gotten back from my daily 5k run and had a shower. It wouldn't have taken long at all!

[Anonymous]

How good is your chicken sandwich?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:So, did you make the chicken?

Yes, and I served it to him in his office along with a cold Diet Coke. Maybe I should withhold on the excellent service - it gives him zero incentive to do anything for me.