Is your husband inconsiderate with food?

[Anonymous]

Do not reproduce.

[Anonymous]

I'm excited to hear what happens next. This has been so entertaining.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:"You have been living in the monkey house too long and don't notice the shit smell anymore"....PP, that is my new favorite quote, thank you.

And it definitely applies here.

Thank you, have to give credit to Tim Gunn on that one, but it is one of my favorites!!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:"You have been living in the monkey house too long and don't notice the shit smell anymore"....PP, that is my new favorite quote, thank you.

And it definitely applies here.

OMG yes. And OP, even if you don't really mind the rampant smell of monkey shit everywhere, please for the love of all that is holy, please oh please do not under any circumstances bring an innocent baby and lay the child in this steaming pile of crap that is your marriage. Please.

(I am honestly sitting here with my heart pounding hoping that someone so oblivious and so unable to notice the wreckage of her life will not choose to subject a child to this....please let this be a troll, please.)

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Do not reproduce.

Have you ever seen the movie "Idiocracy?" It's a comically bad movie, but if you've seen it you'll have no doubt that the OP and this guy will reproduce. Probably multiple times.