What constitutes a "home cooked" meal? DH complains not home cooked enough

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Ignore the nasty dcum lib women man haters

I'm sorry, there isn't enough punctuation here to understand your post. Are you suggesting that the DCUM, liberal, women man-haters should ignore the nasty? That liberal woman man-haters should ignore the nasty DCUM? That man-haters should ignore nasty DCUM liberal women? That haters should ignore the nasty DCUM liberal women and men?

Please clarify -- your post is, obviously, a valuable contribution to this thread, and I want to make sure I can appreciate it fully.

I love you, 9:07!

Eats shoots and leaves.

you know what I meant and you meet the criteria for all of the following things liberal, nasty and man hating

We man-hating liberal women like to home-cook men for dinner.

Trust the lord not your vaginal emotions

My vagina has emotions?!

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Ignore the nasty dcum lib women man haters

I'm sorry, there isn't enough punctuation here to understand your post. Are you suggesting that the DCUM, liberal, women man-haters should ignore the nasty? That liberal woman man-haters should ignore the nasty DCUM? That man-haters should ignore nasty DCUM liberal women? That haters should ignore the nasty DCUM liberal women and men?

Please clarify -- your post is, obviously, a valuable contribution to this thread, and I want to make sure I can appreciate it fully.

I love you, 9:07!

Eats shoots and leaves.

you know what I meant and you meet the criteria for all of the following things liberal, nasty and man hating

We man-hating liberal women like to home-cook men for dinner.

Trust the lord not your vaginal emotions

I do trust the Lord. I also thank him daily that I am not married to an idiot like you.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Ignore the nasty dcum lib women man haters

I'm sorry, there isn't enough punctuation here to understand your post. Are you suggesting that the DCUM, liberal, women man-haters should ignore the nasty? That liberal woman man-haters should ignore the nasty DCUM? That man-haters should ignore nasty DCUM liberal women? That haters should ignore the nasty DCUM liberal women and men?

Please clarify -- your post is, obviously, a valuable contribution to this thread, and I want to make sure I can appreciate it fully.

I love you, 9:07!

Eats shoots and leaves.

you know what I meant and you meet the criteria for all of the following things liberal, nasty and man hating

We man-hating liberal women like to home-cook men for dinner.

I'm a feminist lesbian, and I cook dinner for the lady in my life (otherwise known as my wife). Food is love, and at its best it is cooked and eaten with love and appreciation.

It's called sarcasm, my lesbian friend. I cook for my family most nights. My DH thankfully understands the "eaten with love and appreciation" aspect, unlike OP's peach of a spouse.

[Anonymous]

Call his mom (if she's alive) and ask her what he means by a good homemade meal (if he can't say himself).

In the meantime, how about a home-made lasagne? I bet you could throw in a bottled pasta sauce and nobody would know ... ha ha ... !!!

[Anonymous]

I WOH, but get home a little earlier and am a better planner, so I cook most nights. My H only makes suggestions (never complains) when I have cooked too many veg dinners. He loves meat, I do not. But I definitely try to cook things he likes, and sometimes need a reminder on non-veg things.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Ignore the nasty dcum lib women man haters

I'm sorry, there isn't enough punctuation here to understand your post. Are you suggesting that the DCUM, liberal, women man-haters should ignore the nasty? That liberal woman man-haters should ignore the nasty DCUM? That man-haters should ignore nasty DCUM liberal women? That haters should ignore the nasty DCUM liberal women and men?

Please clarify -- your post is, obviously, a valuable contribution to this thread, and I want to make sure I can appreciate it fully.

I love you, 9:07!

Eats shoots and leaves.

you know what I meant and you meet the criteria for all of the following things liberal, nasty and man hating

We man-hating liberal women like to home-cook men for dinner.

I'm a feminist lesbian, and I cook dinner for the lady in my life (otherwise known as my wife). Food is love, and at its best it is cooked and eaten with love and appreciation.

It's called sarcasm, my lesbian friend. I cook for my family most nights. My DH thankfully understands the "eaten with love and appreciation" aspect, unlike OP's peach of a spouse.

I wasn't responding to you as much as the free-associating troll, sorry for trying to bring the positivity.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Ignore the nasty dcum lib women man haters

I'm sorry, there isn't enough punctuation here to understand your post. Are you suggesting that the DCUM, liberal, women man-haters should ignore the nasty? That liberal woman man-haters should ignore the nasty DCUM? That man-haters should ignore nasty DCUM liberal women? That haters should ignore the nasty DCUM liberal women and men?

Please clarify -- your post is, obviously, a valuable contribution to this thread, and I want to make sure I can appreciate it fully.

I love you, 9:07!

Eats shoots and leaves.

you know what I meant and you meet the criteria for all of the following things liberal, nasty and man hating

We man-hating liberal women like to home-cook men for dinner.

But not actually eat them, since let's not forget that we hate them.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Ignore the nasty dcum lib women man haters

I'm sorry, there isn't enough punctuation here to understand your post. Are you suggesting that the DCUM, liberal, women man-haters should ignore the nasty? That liberal woman man-haters should ignore the nasty DCUM? That man-haters should ignore nasty DCUM liberal women? That haters should ignore the nasty DCUM liberal women and men?

Please clarify -- your post is, obviously, a valuable contribution to this thread, and I want to make sure I can appreciate it fully.

I love you, 9:07!

Eats shoots and leaves.

you know what I meant and you meet the criteria for all of the following things liberal, nasty and man hating

We man-hating liberal women like to home-cook men for dinner.

Trust the lord not your vaginal emotions

Ah, how did I miss that hit from the 70s, Va-gi-nal Emotion?

People like you are such a strong argument against intelligent design that it's a good thing faith is based on faith and not evidence.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Jarred pasta sauce is lazy crap tasting dreck. It takes 30 seconds to open a can of peeled tomatoes and a can of paste throw in some onion powder and garlic and a chopped onion. Altogether, that's a 5 minute process. And it doesn't have weird tasting preservatives or sugar in it.






Don't buy pasta in a jar. I t takes 10 minutes to make your own. I'm no Martha Stewart, believe me. But really, this sort of crap is why Americans are obese.

Your chastising people for using jarred spaghetti sauce and then you use canned tomato paste and onion powder???? Glass houses, sheesh.

[Anonymous]

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[Anonymous]

DH here. My DW is preggers, works full time and we have a preschooler. She cooks from scratch easily five nights a week, and is an AMAZING cook.

She won't even let me help.

There are a million resources out, there is no excuse other than the lack of will.

Of course she won't give me any sex, so there are trade offs I guess.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Jarred pasta sauce is lazy crap tasting dreck. It takes 30 seconds to open a can of peeled tomatoes and a can of paste throw in some onion powder and garlic and a chopped onion. Altogether, that's a 5 minute process. And it doesn't have weird tasting preservatives or sugar in it.






Don't buy pasta in a jar. I t takes 10 minutes to make your own. I'm no Martha Stewart, believe me. But really, this sort of crap is why Americans are obese.

If you're buying pasta in jar, I think you're doing it wrong. Moreover, in what world is tomato paste the base for a pasta sauce? I don't think you actually cook, PP. Ever.

[Anonymous]

I'm sorry, but there are some vey decent jarred sauces (Barilla, Newman's, TJ's) without preservatives and very simple, wholesome ingredients. I use these regularly and still feel that my meal is "home cooked."

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I'm sorry, but there are some vey decent jarred sauces (Barilla, Newman's, TJ's) without preservatives and very simple, wholesome ingredients. I use these regularly and still feel that my meal is "home cooked."

Well, standards vary, I suppose.

[Anonymous]

OP needs to get off the internet and into the kitchen.