Jessica Simpson's baby....

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Yeah, but I wouldn't call noodles processed crap, which is what I was criticizing. I had a really easy first pregnancy and a rougher second one - first trimester I didn't want fruits or vegetables at all which was tough. I mainly wanted scrambled eggs, cereal, and saltines. There were days I could stomach other things which got me through and I tried to drink juice. I know it can be tough! Like I said, I do like Jessica, but she doesn't strike me as super smart and I think she just used pregnancy as an excuse to eat a ton. I feel bad for her though, she's pregnant at the same time Nick's new wife is pregnant.

Um, yeah, I was saying I could only eat noodles as my primary source of nourishment to survive for my first trimester. Seriously, that is what I survived...or more accurately, subsisted...on. I would have killed to be in the "yeah, I had a hard time eating fruits and veggies and only occasionally could drink juice" place. The nights I could choke down a few grapes were a huge victory, then I had to lay there and pray for sleep to come to stop me from feeling like I might vomit up the few things that made it into my body that day.

Again, NOT Jessica. I agree that she is not that bright and is likely terrible about what she has been eating and all that.

[Anonymous]

"Just leave her alone. She's had enough life trauma from her dad, Nick and all the BFs who used her."

Yeah, she must hate herself for letting those BFs fock her.

[Anonymous]

She'll drop the weight. She has a deal lined up with WW and the more she puts on now the better WW will look.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:She'll drop the weight. She has a deal lined up with WW and the more she puts on now the better WW will look.

Then she can gain it back like Kirstey Alley. But it's not like she needs another gig after that.

[Anonymous]

This may have been the most mean-spirited thread I've ever seen. And that dlisted post? Holy shit.

Congratulations to her and her family.

For the rest of you, does it make you uncomfortable to put this stuff in writing? God, you're all really so gross!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:This may have been the most mean-spirited thread I've ever seen. And that dlisted post? Holy shit.

Congratulations to her and her family.

For the rest of you, does it make you uncomfortable to put this stuff in writing? God, you're all really so gross!

You must be new here

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:This may have been the most mean-spirited thread I've ever seen. And that dlisted post? Holy shit.

Congratulations to her and her family.

For the rest of you, does it make you uncomfortable to put this stuff in writing? God, you're all really so gross!

Not a bit, here we get to post whatever we want. No one is interested in hearing about Jessica Simpson having a lovely pregnancy, a beautiful glow, and all of that crap. What everyone is thinking is "wow, when did Daisy Duke eat a Chili's, not AT Chili's but the whole effing Chili's". That's why we're here.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Yeah, but I wouldn't call noodles processed crap, which is what I was criticizing. I had a really easy first pregnancy and a rougher second one - first trimester I didn't want fruits or vegetables at all which was tough. I mainly wanted scrambled eggs, cereal, and saltines. There were days I could stomach other things which got me through and I tried to drink juice. I know it can be tough! Like I said, I do like Jessica, but she doesn't strike me as super smart and I think she just used pregnancy as an excuse to eat a ton. I feel bad for her though, she's pregnant at the same time Nick's new wife is pregnant.

Um, yeah, I was saying I could only eat noodles as my primary source of nourishment to survive for my first trimester. Seriously, that is what I survived...or more accurately, subsisted...on. I would have killed to be in the "yeah, I had a hard time eating fruits and veggies and only occasionally could drink juice" place. The nights I could choke down a few grapes were a huge victory, then I had to lay there and pray for sleep to come to stop me from feeling like I might vomit up the few things that made it into my body that day.

Again, NOT Jessica. I agree that she is not that bright and is likely terrible about what she has been eating and all that.

Ok. I wasn't trying to compare our pregnancies, just saying I could relate to not feeling great and not being in my control of my diet. Sounds like you definitely had it worse, honestly wasn't trying to compare.

[Anonymous]

I actually saw Jessica Simpson in real life a few years ago and she was TINY. Itsy bitsy. I would imagine that if she ate an extra tomato, it would show on her waistline. so I imagine that being pregnant she'd look huge naturally, so no, I dont think she binged and pigged out like some other posters are saying. and know what? She looks great! very majestic.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I actually saw Jessica Simpson in real life a few years ago and she was TINY. Itsy bitsy. I would imagine that if she ate an extra tomato, it would show on her waistline. so I imagine that being pregnant she'd look huge naturally, so no, I dont think she binged and pigged out like some other posters are saying. and know what? She looks great! very majestic.

No, she admitted to bingeing. That's not mere speculation.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I actually saw Jessica Simpson in real life a few years ago and she was TINY. Itsy bitsy. I would imagine that if she ate an extra tomato, it would show on her waistline. so I imagine that being pregnant she'd look huge naturally, so no, I dont think she binged and pigged out like some other posters are saying. and know what? She looks great! very majestic.

No, she admitted to bingeing. That's not mere speculation.

She said she gained around 80 pounds. Sorry itsy bitsy Jessica poster, but there's only 1 way to gain 80 pounds in about 6 months or so and that is stuffing your face pretty much 24x7. Nothing majestic about letting yourself become a fat pig, IMO.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I actually saw Jessica Simpson in real life a few years ago and she was TINY. Itsy bitsy. I would imagine that if she ate an extra tomato, it would show on her waistline. so I imagine that being pregnant she'd look huge naturally, so no, I dont think she binged and pigged out like some other posters are saying. and know what? She looks great! very majestic.

No, she admitted to bingeing. That's not mere speculation.

She said she gained around 80 pounds. Sorry itsy bitsy Jessica poster, but there's only 1 way to gain 80 pounds in about 6 months or so and that is stuffing your face pretty much 24x7. Nothing majestic about letting yourself become a fat pig, IMO.

as I said in an earlier post, being itsy bitsy and gaining 80 lbs is almost like gaining an extra you. I was small and gaining the recommended 30-40 lbs made me look enormous. 80 lbs is NOT normal weight gain.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I actually saw Jessica Simpson in real life a few years ago and she was TINY. Itsy bitsy. I would imagine that if she ate an extra tomato, it would show on her waistline. so I imagine that being pregnant she'd look huge naturally, so no, I dont think she binged and pigged out like some other posters are saying. and know what? She looks great! very majestic.

No, she admitted to bingeing. That's not mere speculation.

She said she gained around 80 pounds. Sorry itsy bitsy Jessica poster, but there's only 1 way to gain 80 pounds in about 6 months or so and that is stuffing your face pretty much 24x7. Nothing majestic about letting yourself become a fat pig, IMO.

as I said in an earlier post, being itsy bitsy and gaining 80 lbs is almost like gaining an extra you. I was small and gaining the recommended 30-40 lbs made me look enormous. 80 lbs is NOT normal weight gain.

Fat girl sex. Ugh!

[Anonymous]

Wow, you people are mean and judgmental!

[Anonymous]

Dumb girl should not have gotten pregnant when she wasn't married. Guys leave girlfriends for being fat all the time, harder (more expensive anyway) to do with a wife. Also, what happened to those loudly touted "Chrsitian-values" I thought she was so proud of?

I dont have anything against Jessica (I think she is pretty and kind of funny) but its pretty clear how small her IQ is, probably close to the amount of weigt she has gained in her pregnancy.