Jessica Simpson's baby....
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Anonymous
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Tick tock, tick tock....counting down to 5 o'clock and work is a little slow today.....so got to thinking....
When is Jessica Simpson's baby due already?? Is it me, or has she looked about 9 months pregnant since she was about 3 months pregnant? I find it SOOO annoying when celebs tell the press they are pregnant the second they conceive the baby....then we have to see all the news stories about them being pregnant for 9 months in a row! "Hi, TMZ, just wanted to let you know I had sex while ovulating, so I am probably about 3 hours pregnant. Can you come over and take a picture of my designer maternity clothes?" Give me a break. And while I'm on this rant, why are people (including myself) so fascinated by pregnant celebs to begin with? If you live in Hollywood and want to revive your acting/modeling/celebutante/sex tape career, just get pregnant and voila! Instant press coverage! Do you really give a rats ass that Sarah Michelle Gellar is pregnant with child #2? That was today's breaking news on many major media websites this morning!! Anyway, I am tired of seeing stuff about Jessica Simpson's pregnancy- I have much better celeb gossip to catch up on; ha! |
Anonymous
| I have no idea, but that poor girl isn't carrying well at all. |
Anonymous
| She actually didn't confirm her pregnancy until October-I remember because she dressed up as a mummy and confirmed it on her website. But, she definitely looked about 6 months along then. I heard her due date is this coming Monday on the radio yesterday, and I am about to have a baby too--I keep telling myself that at least I am not as big as Jessica Simpson! |
Anonymous
| I looked like her when I was pregnant and now I know why I never had the glowing comments or people trying to touch my stomach. |
Anonymous
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she announced at halloween - that is 6 months ago. But she was already pretty big then. Is it possible that she is actually part elephant and has been pregnant for over a year?
I was huge when I was pregnant, too, but GOOD GOD. |
Anonymous
| She looks like I did, just before I got diagnosed with pre-e. |
Anonymous
LEAVE BUFFY ALONE! Even pregnant, she can totally kick your ass...and look cute doing it 
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Anonymous
| 2 factors: she was overweight before the pregnancy and she is very short (5' 2" or so). |
Anonymous
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"And while I'm on this rant, why are people (including myself) so fascinated by pregnant celebs to begin with?"
Lower than average IQ levels. |
Anonymous
+1 People forget this girl was not Gisele or Beyonce. She seems rather top heavy and short in the midriff when not pregnant. Add hee lack of height and she is a beach ball. Same will happen with Snooki. |
Anonymous
| I don't know, celebrity or not doesn't everyone get those irritating, "OMG, are you STILL pregnant? Any day now, huh?" comments when they're pregnant? This just seems like the celebrity version of that...must be extra irritating when it's splashed all over magazines and the internet! |
Anonymous
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She's not tall or especially thin except when she's REALLY working at it for a project. I don't think she's much of an exerciser by nature. And I get the feeling the girl likes her food, not that there's anything wrong with that. (I can relate.) I'm not sure I see her losing the baby weight very quickly, if at all. And yeah, Snooki will be the same.
it's not just celebrity pregnancies that are fascinating to people - if you want to throw a twist into a tv show, have one of the characters get pregnant. Seems like the go-to plot twist for dramas AND comedies. |
Anonymous
| I read she is naming the baby girl Maxwell. Her fiance's middle name and his grandmother's maiden name. She's been wearing an M pendant around her neck for awhile. |
Anonymous
Okaaay, bimbo. 
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Anonymous
| I know it's mean to comment on someone's pregnancy weight but damn she's big. |