DCUM classics

[Anonymous]

More please, OP.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:
(16) Would you let your daughter have long scraggly hair?

Abstract: OP comes out fighting against scraggly haired ragamuffins and their Chico clothes-wearing bi-level haircut moms. Probably trolling, but inspirational nonetheless, with useful commentary on toddler pageants and monogrammed rompers. As in many other funny threads, Chico’s makes a cameo in its recurring role as clothing store for the 40-something mom whose lost all motivation for looking feminine.

http://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/111295.page

Losing my shit at this thread. CHICCO'S WEARER!

Also love this thread!

[Anonymous]

Please, OP, I know you're probably working now, but you've got to take a crack at the Big College Admissions Year for St Albans thread. To tempt you, here are two recent posts:

LIES, LIES, LIES. All your children would be embarrassed to read what their parents claim and say about them. No tutors, No prep, took SAT one time ONLY with study guide. Happy and smart and in top tier and top most school and college. LIES, LIES, LIES. You are all lucky you are not before a rand jury and under oath. Your children will out you with your shameful lies.

Psst. You envious yellow fangs are showing

[Anonymous]

I'm a big fan, OP!

Here's another good one:

http://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/7154.page

[Anonymous]

What? Nothing on the Roundtable pumper?

[Anonymous]

Okay, to help out OP...please take a stab at this one:
District Security Officer Prohibited Me from Breastfeeding at DMV, Accusing Me of Indecent Exposure
http://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/204788.page

[Anonymous]

Wow, OP you are f'ing hilarious. I am wiping tears from my eyes....

[Anonymous]

Potty mouth girl not invited to birthday party.
Views from "My daughter doesn't have a potty mouth. But you know, I'd rather she did, than that she acted like a mean little bitch." to "Deciding you don't wish to have a running commentary about feces and gastrointestinal noises at your birthday party is actually a pretty sound reason in my book."

http://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/222432.page

[Anonymous]

I love the baby age one! OP, please keep doing this!!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:
(16) Would you let your daughter have long scraggly hair?

Abstract: OP comes out fighting against scraggly haired ragamuffins and their Chico clothes-wearing bi-level haircut moms. Probably trolling, but inspirational nonetheless, with useful commentary on toddler pageants and monogrammed rompers. As in many other funny threads, Chico’s makes a cameo in its recurring role as clothing store for the 40-something mom whose lost all motivation for looking feminine.

http://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/111295.page

Losing my shit at this thread. CHICCO'S WEARER!

I have not been able to stop noticing middle aged women with bi-level haircuts all day!! hahahaha

I can't stop seeing them since I learned what it was this morning thanks to the hilarious OP! Don't stop!

[Anonymous]

Come back Op....

[Anonymous]

(17) Unfair to hold a grudge?

Abstract: Devoted husband and father suffers through ten years of sexlessness before giving his wife an ultimatum: put out or I'm out. She caves. Instead of being happier in the marriage the husband remains angry and becomes more embittered by this conclusive proof of his wife's ability to perform. Posters take hard-up OP to task, insinuating that his inadequacy and laziness were to blame for the drought. He wages a vigorous self-defense, rallying other victims of sexlessness, male and female, to his cause.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:(17) Unfair to hold a grudge?

Abstract: Devoted husband and father suffers through ten years of sexlessness before giving his wife an ultimatum: put out or I'm out. She caves. Instead of being happier in the marriage the husband remains angry and becomes more embittered by this conclusive proof of his wife's ability to perform. Posters take hard-up OP to task, insinuating that his inadequacy and laziness were to blame for the drought. He wages a vigorous self-defense, rallying other victims of sexlessness, male and female, to his cause.

Link, please!!!! I missed this one!

[Anonymous]

Abstracter -- where are you?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Abstracter -- where are you?

This. Come back. We love your work.