OMG - Why does my mother have to yawn do loudly?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:To those that have lost your parents, I'm so sorry. But the beauty and joy of this thread is that some of us are able to take for granted our parent's little annoying, quirky habits. That's not a bad thing.

You are free to start your own thread about memories of your parents or dealing with the loss that has a more serious tone, but I for one am enjoying this light thread about how family can push our buttons more than anyone else.

Please entertain us more with how YOU push other family members' buttons...or are you the "perfect one?"

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Rude.

We have an asshole at work who does it to be rude. He's old so ppl think it's because he is so old and needs a nap.

We've heard there's a young asshole who works there, too. . .

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Rude.

We have an asshole at work who does it to be rude. He's old so ppl think it's because he is so old and needs a nap.

We've heard there's a young asshole who works there, too. . .

You probably heard that wrong. You must be thinking of that same old man. He does everything he can to try to convince everyone he is young.

[Anonymous]

DH yawns like Chewbacca and my mother breathes like Darth Vader.
It's no wonder I no longer like Star Wars.

[Anonymous]

My mother talks with food on her mouth. She seriously can't shut up long enough to chew. It's disgusting and I'm terrified my kids will pick this up from her.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My mother talks with food on her mouth. She seriously can't shut up long enough to chew. It's disgusting and I'm terrified my kids will pick this up from her.

Gross alert. Proceed with caution. I saw an episode of Intervention where a woman couldn't swallow food (she had been sexually abused when she was younger) so she had a feeding tube in her stomach for years (not supposed to be in there that long). She wanted to eat food like pizza so she would chew the food and spit it out in plastic cups. She had her spit cups everywhere in her house. Truly disgusting.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Rude.

We have an asshole at work who does it to be rude. He's old so ppl think it's because he is so old and needs a nap.

You must be nice to this person. He has YSD. Its a real disorder. Look it up. It is very very cruel to make fun of someone who has a disease. Why don't you think a little about other people before you talk and sound so ignorant. Educate yourself!

[Anonymous]

My father in law licked the serving utensil for our dinner last night once he was done getting seconds. Guess everyone else is done too. Ick.

[Anonymous]

My MIL wriggles her fingers as she eats after touching any food and them licks her fingers loudly. She also hums all tge time but it is not singing... It is lije some kind of internal dialogue. She is hunched over and shuffles. Only 67. Does not cook, clean, or offer to pay for dinners when she visits. The kids love her... I just hope they do not puvk up ger bad habits. I need more gin.

[Anonymous]

Finally I find people who understand!!
And also why do people have to say "Oh dear!" after they yawn??!!! So annoying!!!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My mother also does the loud moaning yawn! I caught myself doing it a few years ago, and put an immediate STOP to it. So I suppose I should thank her: if she didn't do it, I would, and I wouldn't know how incredibly annoying it is.

my mom critiques the implausibility of TV shows while we all watch. Maddening. I never do this because of her!

[Anonymous]

I ask myself the same frickin' question about my damn cat.

Everytime he yawns...He yawns so damn LOUD!

I always have to put my palm over his mouth!!

[Anonymous]

Some people are beyond rude chewing in ice is the worst! People who scaff good down and eT with their hands , go somewhere far away! And this same person falls asleep on the couch and leaves the tv on until 2:00am ! Dear god how were you raised?

[Anonymous]

I would buy this person a book on manners ! But honestly some people just don't care & then they wonder why their alone ? The worst are lazy people, candy wrappers news papers Kleenex trash just everywhere pick up after your self! I feel bad for people who have real issues that hoard bit lazy and sloppy are different . I am so glad I have a great mom! And thank god I don't have to deal with the mother in law I had! She was just awful!

[Anonymous]

I can't stand people who ask you the same questions over and over , just want to know everything about everybody , busy bodies & gossips are the rudest people in the world! For the love of god read a book ! And mind you're own damn business !