"Palin: I will not shut up"

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:How would they describe the president playing accident -prone spastic basketball on ESPN. "here we have Obama playing VERY tight defence on the point guard. He's playing up on the poor guy like a gay Dennis Rodman with epilepsy. The President is literally rubbing up all over of the ball handler like Tara Reid attempting to rub out the wrinkles in her botched boob job. OOOOOOHHHHH...B.O. gets smashed in the face by his clearly irritated (and heterosexual) opponent while making an outlet pass for a fast break the other way. The trainer has come out on the court to try to loosen the Presidents deeply buried wedgie and oh yeah...take a look at the boo boo on his face.

Spot on. They would never admit Obama's "basketball" injury was caused by his borderline handicapped hand-eye coordination.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:How would they describe the president playing accident -prone spastic basketball on ESPN. "here we have Obama playing VERY tight defence on the point guard. He's playing up on the poor guy like a gay Dennis Rodman with epilepsy. The President is literally rubbing up all over of the ball handler like Tara Reid attempting to rub out the wrinkles in her botched boob job. OOOOOOHHHHH...B.O. gets smashed in the face by his clearly irritated (and heterosexual) opponent while making an outlet pass for a fast break the other way. The trainer has come out on the court to try to loosen the Presidents deeply buried wedgie and oh yeah...take a look at the boo boo on his face.

Nice try, space alien. You must have read the magazines in the grocery store checkout aisle by mistake. Obama's heterosexual opponents just made a fast break toward the wrong goal. It's not your fault. You probably have not seen a basketball game before. Nice try, though.

Point guard gets the rebound Obama on his like a homosexual bllod leach, guard hits B.O. in the face, passes to 2 guard, Obama in pain from deeply buried wedgie, 2 guard takes it to the other BASKET...a "goal" is in soccer to most people but sometimes grandmothers or sexually confused/spastic Obama voters call it a "Goal".

[Anonymous]

Why don't you just ignore her? I think she stays in the lime light BECAUSE of the reaction to her stupidity.

All she really has going for her is her photogenic face. If she were frumpy and dumpy, we would not continue seeing her in the media.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:How would they describe the president playing accident -prone spastic basketball on ESPN. "here we have Obama playing VERY tight defence on the point guard. He's playing up on the poor guy like a gay Dennis Rodman with epilepsy. The President is literally rubbing up all over of the ball handler like Tara Reid attempting to rub out the wrinkles in her botched boob job. OOOOOOHHHHH...B.O. gets smashed in the face by his clearly irritated (and heterosexual) opponent while making an outlet pass for a fast break the other way. The trainer has come out on the court to try to loosen the Presidents deeply buried wedgie and oh yeah...take a look at the boo boo on his face.

Nice try, space alien. You must have read the magazines in the grocery store checkout aisle by mistake. Obama's heterosexual opponents just made a fast break toward the wrong goal. It's not your fault. You probably have not seen a basketball game before. Nice try, though.

Point guard gets the rebound Obama on his like a homosexual bllod leach, guard hits B.O. in the face, passes to 2 guard, Obama in pain from deeply buried wedgie, 2 guard takes it to the other BASKET...a "goal" is in soccer to most people but sometimes grandmothers or sexually confused/spastic Obama voters call it a "Goal".

You are an idiot. You have never played on a basketball team. Goal is the rulebook term, and you would know that if you were a player. You use it when exactly when you are talking about a rule mistake, like the over-and-back situation you manufactured. And nice attempt to save your messed up Obama story, but it still doesn't work, and even you know it if you re-read it.

You still don't know the game, and you can google lingo to your heart's content, but you are just embarrassing yourself.

[Anonymous]

You should go to a soccer game so you can see them score a basket. Poindexters like you go to the b-ball game and scream "SCORE A GOAL...YAY". You f...ed up and exposed yourself as a geek. Point guards can get a rebound, elbow the dorky President in the face and start a fast break by passing it to the 2 guard without an over and back situation. You have been suckered in and exposed as a freak. It was soooooo easy. If you need lessons on how to outsmart morons I might be willing to help you...for a fee.

[Anonymous]

hey look ... Obama's famous neglected hygiene has led to more health problems. http://www.nationalenquirer.com/obama_scary_skinny_stomach_parasite_hawaii/celebrity/70029

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:You should go to a soccer game so you can see them score a basket. Poindexters like you go to the b-ball game and scream "SCORE A GOAL...YAY". You f...ed up and exposed yourself as a geek. Point guards can get a rebound, elbow the dorky President in the face and start a fast break by passing it to the 2 guard without an over and back situation. You have been suckered in and exposed as a freak. It was soooooo easy. If you need lessons on how to outsmart morons I might be willing to help you...for a fee.

That's all well and good, but the term in the NCAA rulebook is goal, and NCAA rule speak is full of the term. However, they sadly do not mention "inappropriate athletic spacing."

And the reason you are full of shit is because your second version of your messed up story has the announcers saying "here we have Obama playing VERY tight defence on the point guard. He's playing up on the poor guy like a gay Dennis Rodman with epilepsy....and on and on about Tara Reid". He is not the offensive rebounder who got clocked in the transition. Apparently they have been standing there for about ten seconds while the pervert ESPN announcer goes on and on. So unless on your planet running is not allowed in basketball, there is no fast break here. You screwed up.

I think you are suffering from inappropriate mental spacing.

Really, don't bother trying to save this. You have no idea what you are talking about, from the very moment you made it sound like getting a split lip is unheard of in basketball, and on and on. Seriously, the inappropriate athletic spacing really gave me a chuckle.

Why don't you stick to something you know, like antibacterial soap, your co-workers showering habits, and vintage deodorant? I hear there will never be a vintage like 1989 Irish Spring.

[Anonymous]

Man, look at all that writing, very conviluted....you lose. The President is still very uncoordinated and smelly. You can try to throw up a smoke screen but his own children know he stinks.

[Anonymous]

....and now he has worms.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Man, look at all that writing, very conviluted....you lose. The President is still very uncoordinated and smelly. You can try to throw up a smoke screen but his own children know he stinks.

I don't care if he stinks. It does not save you from embarrassment.

And for pete's sake, can you buy an f'ing dictionary? You can't even correctly spell the insults you throw. "Conviluted" is "convoluted". "Rediculous" is "ridiculous". And in America, "defence" is "defense". Is bad spelling a badge of honor for the conservative "non-elites?"

[Anonymous]

Sarah Palin's underarm deodorant:

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Man, look at all that writing, very conviluted....you lose. The President is still very uncoordinated and smelly. You can try to throw up a smoke screen but his own children know he stinks.

I don't care if he stinks. It does not save you from embarrassment.

And for pete's sake, can you buy an f'ing dictionary? You can't even correctly spell the insults you throw. "Conviluted" is "convoluted". "Rediculous" is "ridiculous". And in America, "defence" is "defense". Is bad spelling a badge of honor for the conservative "non-elites?"

Often times people with poor hygiene don't care if the people who lead them smell as well. This would be logical because their sense of smell has been muted over time, much like people who live in filthy homes and don't think they smell bad. It is unfortuate, but sometimes these people get sick from their smelly habits and sometimes get worms like B.O. This poor breeding in too many people can tax our medical system and it is important to discourage the lazy, slothful and nasty lifestyle for the good of our country and the long term happiness of the individual. So you should care about our horrible smelling President .

[Anonymous]

http://www.nationalenquirer.com/obama_scary_skinny_stomach_parasite_hawaii/celebrity/70029

[Anonymous]

What kind of President gets Worms? This just sums up the pitiful and low budget state of the Presidency.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Man, look at all that writing, very conviluted....you lose. The President is still very uncoordinated and smelly. You can try to throw up a smoke screen but his own children know he stinks.

I don't care if he stinks. It does not save you from embarrassment.

And for pete's sake, can you buy an f'ing dictionary? You can't even correctly spell the insults you throw. "Conviluted" is "convoluted". "Rediculous" is "ridiculous". And in America, "defence" is "defense". Is bad spelling a badge of honor for the conservative "non-elites?"

Often times people with poor hygiene don't care if the people who lead them smell as well. This would be logical because their sense of smell has been muted over time, much like people who live in filthy homes and don't think they smell bad. It is unfortuate, but sometimes these people get sick from their smelly habits and sometimes get worms like B.O. This poor breeding in too many people can tax our medical system and it is important to discourage the lazy, slothful and nasty lifestyle for the good of our country and the long term happiness of the individual. So you should care about our horrible smelling President .

OR, and I'm just brainstorming here, normal people do not obsess about the smell of people who are nowhere near them, and who never will be. Often times people with hygiene compulsions develop exotic theories about how hygiene explains or controls other aspects of individual life or society, beyond basic health and aesthetics.